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1/27/2012 2:31pm
"Back in June, University of Oregon cornerback Cliff Harris was pulled for driving 118 mph down an Oregon highway. He was fined for speeding and driving with a suspended license. This morning, the video of the incident came out. Here’s how it went: The officer pulls over Harris’ rented Nissan at 4:30 in the morning. He immediately asks about weapons, and then smells pot. When he asks where the marijuana is, Harris replies, “We smoked it all.” A bit later, the cop learns Harris’ name, and immediately asks, “The football player?” From there he turns into a guilt-tripping father figure. “Why you guys smoking dope driving down the road at 118 miles per hour?” he asks. “How do you think [Oregon coach Chip] Kelly would like it if I told him?” he adds."
Man life is so fucking baller when you’re a big time college football player. I wish I could be pulled over for going 118 mph down the highway with a suspended license and no ID on me in a car I didn’t own high as a kite on weed and get a little lecture then head home with a small fine. Just answer every question dead ass honest. “Why are you going so fast?” Want to get home. “Where’s your ID?” Fuck if I know. “Where’s the weed?” Smoked it all. “Oh you’re the football player.” 10 minutes later peace out. Gotta love it. Seriously who needs yacht and hotel sex parties when you got built in benefits like that?
Nothing is more important than NCAA football.
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BTW: Unless someone else gave the orders to the officers to leave these guys be. The officers should be fired.
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