DVRs

i just got some for me and the parents and we all still really suck at recording like if we want to in one room its doing it in another one weird Huh?? and mine is going phyco on me and nothings even recorded on it yet besides a tapout ..thats it.. like i will turn it off and everything and when i am dead asleep it and the whole tv come on and my macaw is saying shit f*ck and all the above so ya are house is haunted!!!! even the lights will flicker and its a brand new home!!! and doors will fly open etc.. sinks will come on i mean this is some exorcist stuff here..

Any one Who know any exorcists send em' my way.. oh and my neices eyes were completly red and were still waiting for her head to start spinning around.. but nothing yet