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We all know that nobody would ever use anything to gain an advantage in this sport but IF, let's just be open minded now, IF someone (like a fat fuck vet novice) wanted to take some drugs to get better at motocross, what drugs would you recommend? I've been doing some research and I believe that some cycles of testosterone, equipoise, and winstrol would definitely help but I don't what else is out there.
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Ohh geez....

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What drug could help you to not post stupid shit?
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Try taking some antifreeze and report back. . .
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Outsider wrote:
What drug could help you to not post stupid shit?
Laughing

A lot of any of them. Laughing
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Outsider wrote:
What drug could help you to not post stupid shit?
Laughing

I think the guy has had a few too many concussions...he sits around thinking up stupid threads to start ...and then when he gets called out he claims he was just baiting everyone.
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IWreckALot wrote:
Try taking some antifreeze and report back. . .
Laughing

I heard a cocktail with visine in it gets you so high
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bullpen658 3/29/2014 8:33pm
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I am being super serious. I want to take a lot of drugs and be faaaaaaast.
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Spagina767 3/29/2014 8:37pm
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The funny thing is that while the OP may be just messing around, and you are all calling him stupid, he did name some really good/ popular performance enhancing drugs that would help with muscle mass, muscular endurance, fat loss, and cardiovascular endurance. Stupid post, yeah. Educated post, definitely.

I feel like you're joking but half serious... So have fun with all that!
StephanieMitchell789 3/29/2014 8:38pm
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bullpen658 wrote:
We all know that nobody would ever use anything to gain an advantage in this sport but IF, let's just be open minded now, IF someone...
We all know that nobody would ever use anything to gain an advantage in this sport but IF, let's just be open minded now, IF someone (like a fat fuck vet novice) wanted to take some drugs to get better at motocross, what drugs would you recommend? I've been doing some research and I believe that some cycles of testosterone, equipoise, and winstrol would definitely help but I don't what else is out there.
Tren. Your wife/gf will thank you, trust me. :^)
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bullpen658 3/29/2014 8:41pm
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bullpen658 wrote:
We all know that nobody would ever use anything to gain an advantage in this sport but IF, let's just be open minded now, IF someone...
We all know that nobody would ever use anything to gain an advantage in this sport but IF, let's just be open minded now, IF someone (like a fat fuck vet novice) wanted to take some drugs to get better at motocross, what drugs would you recommend? I've been doing some research and I believe that some cycles of testosterone, equipoise, and winstrol would definitely help but I don't what else is out there.
StephanieMitchell789 wrote:
Tren. Your wife/gf will thank you, trust me. :^)
Now we are talking!!!

Give me more tips!!!
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Spagina767 wrote:
The funny thing is that while the OP may be just messing around, and you are all calling him stupid, he did name some really good/...
The funny thing is that while the OP may be just messing around, and you are all calling him stupid, he did name some really good/ popular performance enhancing drugs that would help with muscle mass, muscular endurance, fat loss, and cardiovascular endurance. Stupid post, yeah. Educated post, definitely.

I feel like you're joking but half serious... So have fun with all that!
Busted. You caught me. You're obviously no spring chicken and weren't home skeweled. I was totally half joking but also more than half serious.
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you can get testosterone replacement therapy with your doc, tons of mma fighters (ufc) are on TRT from the doc and others cycle it illegally. Im sure it happens in alot of sports because its not that hard to pass the testing if they cycle it right. atleast thats is what ive read.

My doc checked my testosterone levels because i take percocet as needed which isnt too often so my levels were still fine, i'd hope so cuz im only 26 lol. opiates decrease testosterone.
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sharkey 3/29/2014 8:48pm
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Spagina767 wrote:
The funny thing is that while the OP may be just messing around, and you are all calling him stupid, he did name some really good/...
The funny thing is that while the OP may be just messing around, and you are all calling him stupid, he did name some really good/ popular performance enhancing drugs that would help with muscle mass, muscular endurance, fat loss, and cardiovascular endurance. Stupid post, yeah. Educated post, definitely.

I feel like you're joking but half serious... So have fun with all that!
bullpen658 wrote:
Busted. You caught me. You're obviously no spring chicken and weren't home skeweled. I was totally half joking but also more than half serious.
isn't your penile enhancement medicine working for you ha haGrinning Grinning Grinning Grinning Grinning Grinning

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bullpen658 3/29/2014 8:50pm
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RedDirtDog wrote:
you can get testosterone replacement therapy with your doc, tons of mma fighters (ufc) are on TRT from the doc and others cycle it illegally. Im...
you can get testosterone replacement therapy with your doc, tons of mma fighters (ufc) are on TRT from the doc and others cycle it illegally. Im sure it happens in alot of sports because its not that hard to pass the testing if they cycle it right. atleast thats is what ive read.

My doc checked my testosterone levels because i take percocet as needed which isnt too often so my levels were still fine, i'd hope so cuz im only 26 lol. opiates decrease testosterone.
Oh man, I better get some testosterone too. No joke. I know a guy that took it once (illegally) and he said it was AMAZING. His strength, speed, endurance, and overall conditioning went through the roof in like 2 weeks. He said he looked bloated but once he cycled off, he looked normal again but kept some of the newfound strength. Sounds good to me.
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bullpen658 3/29/2014 8:51pm
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Spagina767 wrote:
The funny thing is that while the OP may be just messing around, and you are all calling him stupid, he did name some really good/...
The funny thing is that while the OP may be just messing around, and you are all calling him stupid, he did name some really good/ popular performance enhancing drugs that would help with muscle mass, muscular endurance, fat loss, and cardiovascular endurance. Stupid post, yeah. Educated post, definitely.

I feel like you're joking but half serious... So have fun with all that!
bullpen658 wrote:
Busted. You caught me. You're obviously no spring chicken and weren't home skeweled. I was totally half joking but also more than half serious.
sharkey wrote:
isn't your penile enhancement medicine working for you ha haGrinning Grinning Grinning Grinning Grinning Grinning
It would if I had a penis. Mine got ripped off by the rear sprocket in a first turn crash at Glen Helen back in 82.
StephanieMitchell789 3/29/2014 8:52pm
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lol I would have to ask about the details and get back to you, sorry. :^) All I know is that, apart from building muscle, it makes fat fall off you and it is better than viagra. Also you don't have to take testosterone with it or something like that. Sorry, I am trying to recall this from 5+ years ago when I was around all this at the gym. Oh, you also have to take hcg or something like that to keep your boys producin'.
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Honestly, until you get to the level that the top guys are at, just hit the gym and ride. It's all I ever did, even riding my 500, and I never lacked strength or conditioning. Train and ride, no drugs necessary. JMHO
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bullpen658 3/29/2014 8:55pm
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StephanieMitchell789 wrote:
lol I would have to ask about the details and get back to you, sorry. :^) All I know is that, apart from building muscle, it...
lol I would have to ask about the details and get back to you, sorry. :^) All I know is that, apart from building muscle, it makes fat fall off you and it is better than viagra. Also you don't have to take testosterone with it or something like that. Sorry, I am trying to recall this from 5+ years ago when I was around all this at the gym. Oh, you also have to take hcg or something like that to keep your boys producin'.
Right on. Good tips. Thanks.
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Spagina767 3/29/2014 9:04pm
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StephanieMitchell789 wrote:
lol I would have to ask about the details and get back to you, sorry. :^) All I know is that, apart from building muscle, it...
lol I would have to ask about the details and get back to you, sorry. :^) All I know is that, apart from building muscle, it makes fat fall off you and it is better than viagra. Also you don't have to take testosterone with it or something like that. Sorry, I am trying to recall this from 5+ years ago when I was around all this at the gym. Oh, you also have to take hcg or something like that to keep your boys producin'.
bullpen658 wrote:
Right on. Good tips. Thanks.
Sorry but those are terrible tips. Tren is great for building muscle and for fat loss but is actually bad for cardio.

Also HCG to keep your boys producing? Holy crap if that's the only cycle support you used while taking Tren, your natural test production would shut down after the cycle. Your balls would shrink and you'd probably develop gyneclamastia (man tits).

Pro hormones are no laughing matter. I don't recommend taking them in the first place, but if you DO, don't just listen to some crap advice on Vital... Do tons of your own research or you will hurt yourself. HCG... LOL!!!!
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al711 3/29/2014 9:53pm
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I think taking PEDs, legal, non legal or prescribed will only get one so far in this sport. You still need talent, in the Alabama State series we don't have enough riders to break up the age classes, so I race against anybody that shows up, as long as they're 45 or older. I don't care how much I train or cycle with test or whatever, I can't over come the talent difference.
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scooter5002 wrote:
Honestly, until you get to the level that the top guys are at, just hit the gym and ride. It's all I ever did, even riding...
Honestly, until you get to the level that the top guys are at, just hit the gym and ride. It's all I ever did, even riding my 500, and I never lacked strength or conditioning. Train and ride, no drugs necessary. JMHO
But once you get to the top level you need drugs? Blink
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norcal3737 3/29/2014 10:08pm
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why would equi or winstrol be good?

Winstrol is HORRIBLE for your ligaments. Burns fat, but dries your joints iut horribly.

Someone recommended tren? Um that is understandably one of the worst peds for for cardio. You'll get shortness of breath just walking up a stair case.

please say no to pro hormones. bad for the liver and way better alternatives.

deca would be fantastic. it helps increase collagen synthesis and keeps your joints lubed and feeling healthy. problem is it stays in your system a longg time and if you get tested you will fail surely.

if you want performance enhancement that is readily available, a low dose of a test and hgh will serve you well. epo as well, as im sure the top level athletes are able to obtain it.
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The Loper 3/29/2014 10:14pm
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bullpen658 wrote:
We all know that nobody would ever use anything to gain an advantage in this sport but IF, let's just be open minded now, IF someone...
We all know that nobody would ever use anything to gain an advantage in this sport but IF, let's just be open minded now, IF someone (like a fat fuck vet novice) wanted to take some drugs to get better at motocross, what drugs would you recommend? I've been doing some research and I believe that some cycles of testosterone, equipoise, and winstrol would definitely help but I don't what else is out there.
You do realize both Equipoise and the injectable form of Winstrol are both for horses right? Im sure if you took both that in 30 days you would grow a fondness for eating apples and shitting while you walk.

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