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We have travertine in front of our front door. Not terribly long ago I had some worn flip flops on with a smooth bottom. A little bit of wet and feet came out from under me so fast, flat on my back and whacked the back of my head on the stone floor. Fucking hell, getting old is a bitch. 2 days ago, weed whacking out on the hill side. Stepped on a fresh patch of grass, just enough moisture to, you guessed it, down on the ground again.
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Hit the ground like a sack of potatoes, eh ??
This has a chuck schumer cheeseburger cookout written all over it...
Onions and, piss…
B.O. and Tuna fish.
A guy walks into a lumber yard looking for a job. The manager says, what exactly can you do. Guy says I can inventory you whole yard. Manager says we're kind of disorganized, people put things back in the wrong places. Guy say, no problem I can identify any piece of wood by smelling it. Manager wants the guy gone so he says, it you get 3 boards right I'll give you a job. They put a blindfold on the guy and put the first board on the desk. Ah, that would be a North American Ash. Very good, let's try the second one, Oh, that would be an Eastern Red Cedar. Wow, very good! Manager say give me a minute, I'm going to get the third, keep the blindfold on. Manager calls Britney the receptionist, Britney, lay on the desk and lift your skirt. Guy takes first whiff, hmm, this one's a bit of a challenge, can you turn it over? Britney rolls over. Guy takes a second whiff, yup, I know exactly this piece of wood. This is the shit house door from a tuna trawler.
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It amazes me how people post about Trump in every single fucking thread. Day after day.
Shit gets stale after awhile
Selfie?
That is from your phone.
Hope you have a screen protector on your TV.
Matti looking at his screen RN
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