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1/26/2012 10:54pm
So, Snow White, Superman and Pinnochio are walking down the street....They see a sign saying "contest: Most beautiful woman in the world". Snow White decides to enter....An hour later she comes back, smiling, "I won" she said.
The trio keep walking down the street...
A few blocks later they see another sign "contest: strongest man in the world". Superman decides to enter....a few minutes later he comes back, Snow White asks "did you win?", "of course" superman says, "do you know nothing about me?"
They all continue walking down the street....
Another couple of blocks go by, and they see another sign "contest: best liar in the world". Pinnochio, laughs out lout, "HA! This will be a cake walk!", and goes in the building...several hours later, he comes back with tears in his eyes...Superman asks"You lost?" Pinnochio just nods his head...."Well, what happened? Who beat you?" asks Snow White...Between sobs, Pinnochio asks "Who the hell is Barack Obama???"
The trio keep walking down the street...
A few blocks later they see another sign "contest: strongest man in the world". Superman decides to enter....a few minutes later he comes back, Snow White asks "did you win?", "of course" superman says, "do you know nothing about me?"
They all continue walking down the street....
Another couple of blocks go by, and they see another sign "contest: best liar in the world". Pinnochio, laughs out lout, "HA! This will be a cake walk!", and goes in the building...several hours later, he comes back with tears in his eyes...Superman asks"You lost?" Pinnochio just nods his head...."Well, what happened? Who beat you?" asks Snow White...Between sobs, Pinnochio asks "Who the hell is Barack Obama???"
Robert, What about this one?
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never
told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man.
Obama's clock is in Gods' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
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