Two Bones To Pick

hvaughn88
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4/4/2016 7:14pm
Torco1 wrote:
I think it would be fuckin awesome if they'd release like 20-30 starving lions out onto the track once everyone crossed the holeshot line in each...
I think it would be fuckin awesome if they'd release like 20-30 starving lions out onto the track once everyone crossed the holeshot line in each main.....they could make every rider strap a raw chicken on their rear fender. If Feld has a hard time acquiring said lions, they could use cheetahs or even hyenas.....but I'd prefer to see a bunch of male lions out there.
That's just ridiculous...the riders might get salmonella
Slowdude
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4/4/2016 7:27pm
hvaughn88 wrote:
That's just ridiculous...the riders might get salmonella
That might be the only way to keep Dungey off the podium.

On second thought, probably not.
Plugga
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4/4/2016 7:41pm
Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm really happy with the in depth commentary. Ralph has taught me that Yamaha's are blue, and get this... Suzuki's are yellow!

They should broadcast with a 2nd audio channel option purely linked to the track microphones. This way we could choose Ralph or just listen to farting noises. Blink

4/4/2016 8:55pm
Even if they are awful, I can tolerate listening to Ralph and Jeff as they talk about guys being shot out of cannons and how they need to keep their heart rates down. What I can't stand though, is watching the battle for fucking 8th place while there's a 1 second gap between first and second place. If the leader opens up a gap, fine, let's go back and watch that barn burning action; but when there's a race for the lead, fucking show it!

Also, fuck that Toyota commercial with the "duh, duh, duh, duh, duh" shit. I mean my god, even the fucking Toyota people have to be tired of seeing that.

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