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mx_563 3/31/2012 4:03am
3/31/2012 4:03am
Talk about freaking hijacking a thread! That's what happens when you lose a good moderator Tongue

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Hawwy 3/31/2012 5:27am
3/31/2012 5:27am
Eazy must be racking up the page views after all this = win!
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Derpin' DJ 3/31/2012 6:24am
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I dont think I will be able to sleep after seeing that

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typ2vw159 3/31/2012 7:00am
3/31/2012 7:00am Edited Date/Time 3/31/2012 7:09am
Ghost of Jabroni wrote:
Am I the only one who doesnt know who Grendel is nor the significance of his time here? I remember him posting but I cannot see...
Am I the only one who doesnt know who Grendel is nor the significance of his time here?

I remember him posting but I cannot see why or how he left such a mark on this place.


Is Grendel the Media Darling? Im so confused.
Grendel was an outcast who walked in desolate places of society. He got angered by the sounds of celebration and singing in the Danes' feasting hall. Always leaving scenes of carnage and destruction, Grendel finally met his match when Kandel, a hero, fought against him and won. Kandel only succeeded by ripping Grendel's arm off. Grendel's skin could not be broken by any weapon because he put a spell on himself. Supposingly, Grendel is a descendent of Cain, the first murderer in the Bible.
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jndmx 3/31/2012 7:20am
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I thought Grendel was the chick who got lost in the forest with Hansel?
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bdub 3/31/2012 8:21am
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typ2vw159 wrote:
Grendel was an outcast who walked in desolate places of society. He got angered by the sounds of celebration and singing in the Danes' feasting hall...
Grendel was an outcast who walked in desolate places of society. He got angered by the sounds of celebration and singing in the Danes' feasting hall. Always leaving scenes of carnage and destruction, Grendel finally met his match when Kandel, a hero, fought against him and won. Kandel only succeeded by ripping Grendel's arm off. Grendel's skin could not be broken by any weapon because he put a spell on himself. Supposingly, Grendel is a descendent of Cain, the first murderer in the Bible.
Reminds me of a dog named Killer..... First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog WAS. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training, next thing you know Killer's GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Killer, Killed Nibbles. And Killer said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow.
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seth505 3/31/2012 11:17am
3/31/2012 11:17am
it was all OBAMA!!
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SLO1962 4/2/2012 7:07am
4/2/2012 7:07am Edited Date/Time 4/2/2012 7:08am
Eli Moore is a punk that tries to hide behind his key board, in his mother's basement! When he was in the MotoConcepts pits this past weekend, the Alessis treated him with respect, and kindness. They, and the team members could have given him an ear full, but as usual, they offered him the opportunity to join them in the pit, and tried to become industry friends. Now, as the punk that Eli is, he went right back to his way, and offered Mike no respect for his incredible efforts Saturday evening, which resulted in 4th place! So, Eli Moore has proven to be the hateful, sexist, vulgar little scared punk he seems to be in all his writings!
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Derpin' DJ 4/2/2012 7:14am
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People take satire way too seriously.
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SLO1962 4/2/2012 7:27am
4/2/2012 7:27am Edited Date/Time 4/2/2012 7:33am
Derpin' DJ wrote:
People take satire way too seriously.
DJ, satire is usually does not stem from hatred! If this punk wrote about your sister like he does about fan of the week, you might have a different opinion. If he wrote about you, or a family member like he does about the Alessi family, you might have a different opinion. Eli does not have to like any rider, that is his right, he obviously does not like the Alessis, and women (lack of respect in his writings), but he needs to look up the definition of satire!
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Knate 4/2/2012 8:12am
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I think Eli writes under the character of Eazy. It's not necessarily him, but a character version of himself that is much more extravagant. Numerous people and bloggers do it, it's not just to protect themselves and their anonymity. Just like how actors play characters, the only difference is they are writing down their actions, rather than displaying them for film.

As a published writer for moto and non-moto, I have to give it to him. His skill comes effortlessly, and his grammar is almost always completely on point.

You can relate it to in college papers where you had a choose a side. You would feel very strongly about one side, but there would be only so many things you could talk about as opposed to the other. The papers would come out much easier when you can find many more defining points to write about (regardless to what you believe in or not). Obviously with motocross, it's easier to see and write the bad rather than the good.

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