Sex related injuries.

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3/16/2012 6:54am
jtomasik wrote:
Just curious what some of you guys have ran into. I just found out that I broke 2 of my last date's ribs (purely by accident...just...
Just curious what some of you guys have ran into. I just found out that I broke 2 of my last date's ribs (purely by accident...just heat of the moment thing). First time any "substantial" injury has happened...lol.
Broken ribs...............dude, you have issues.


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3/16/2012 7:27am
Try to explain to your insurance company why you had to get treated for ligature marks on your wrists and arms.

"No sir she was simply volunterring for the Boy Scout Knot badge.....twice last year"
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3/16/2012 8:55am
I fucked a chick so hard I almost broke her in half. I'm so macho, what do I win?
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3/16/2012 8:58am
A chance to go be awesome in another thread. You're obviously too cool for this one.

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3/16/2012 9:24am Edited Date/Time 3/16/2012 9:25am
reded wrote:
A chance to go be awesome in another thread. You're obviously too cool for this one.
Why don't you tell me about all these women that you banged so hard you broke their ribs?

I bet she couldn't race with broke ribs
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3/16/2012 9:25am
Cause it didn't happen.
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3/16/2012 9:50am
reded wrote:
Cause it didn't happen.
You calling Jtom a liar?
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3/16/2012 10:00am
Give it up, you're making yourself look dumber by the post.
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3/16/2012 10:55am
I knew a guy that had a heart attack and died while "engaging" with his lady friend.
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3/16/2012 12:49pm
Joemx wrote:
I knew a guy that had a heart attack and died while "engaging" with his lady friend.
Isn't that how we all hope to go?
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3/16/2012 12:56pm
An owner of a local restaurant in Costa Mesa went from a HA while he was visiting a hooker. Made the papers, place is still going strong, maybe even better.

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