boners found in Colorado

jtomasik
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Edited Date/Time 1/19/2012 5:59pm
We have some of the fittest people in the nation, and the ladies here...yowza!
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super rat
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12/11/2008 9:00am
Every time I go down to Denver I'm shocked at how many fat fucks and butt smokers there are down there.
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12/11/2008 9:01am Edited Date/Time 12/11/2008 9:03am
Jtom, you're proof that there are many "boners" in Colorado.
jtomasik
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12/11/2008 9:08am
huck wrote:
Jtom, you're proof that there are many "boners" in Colorado.
Why thank you! It's great to be appreciated!

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super rat
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12/11/2008 9:16am Edited Date/Time 12/11/2008 9:17am
It use to be a cool place but flocks of punters form Pennsyltucky have moved here and ruined the place.
jtomasik
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12/11/2008 9:17am
super rat wrote:
It use to be a cool place but flocks of punters form Pennsyltucky have moved here and ruined the place.
Laughing


Says the punter from New Jersey...
fcr
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12/11/2008 9:26am
Localism is always stronger with the new move-ins.
cjmx
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12/11/2008 9:26am
super rat wrote:
Every time I go down to Denver I'm shocked at how many fat fucks and butt smokers there are down there.
yeah i guess i thought the same thing when i lived in Vail and came down here. But compared to the rest of the nation I think Denver looks pretty damn fit.
Void Main
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12/11/2008 10:13am Edited Date/Time 12/11/2008 10:45am
On our last riding trip out there we ate at this Mexican joint just outside of BV. There was this chick out on the deck eating with her bo and we thought she was pretty hot until she raised her arm and had giant chiapets growing under her armpits. Also, hairy legs were observed upon closer inspection. Reminded me of that treehouse scene in "Up the Creek".
jtomasik
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12/11/2008 10:24am
Void Main wrote:
On our last riding trip out there we ate at this Mexican joint just outside of BV. There was this chick out on the deck eating...
On our last riding trip out there we ate at this Mexican joint just outside of BV. There was this chick out on the deck eating with her bo and we thought she was pretty hot until she raised her arm and had giant chiapets growing under her armpits. Also, hairy legs were observed upon closer inspection. Reminded me of that treehouse scene in "Up the Creek".
Ok, not to discount my own thread, but once I was riding Bergen Peak (mountain bike ride in Evergreen, CO). I'm climbing, got my head down, take a peak up the trail 'cause I hear someone coming down. It's this lady, and she's about 40 yards up the trail. I just glanced, but I caught this knockout hard-body in a sports bra, with solid C's. So, I'm trying to play it cool, keeping my head down. She's almost right next to me, and I look up into her face. My god, she was uglier than me. I almost jumped off my bike.

Nevertheless, a few beers, a flip of a light switch, and that bod would've been nice in the dark.


CO still has some great hard-bodies.
oldx
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12/11/2008 10:48am
No way any woman in the world is as ugly as you.
jtomasik
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12/11/2008 10:57am
oldx wrote:
No way any woman in the world is as ugly as you.
I'd argue that, but, you might have a point.

She was close...but she had more facial hair.
john1753
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12/11/2008 1:14pm
i was down at the river the other day and could see through the window some hot chick getin changed.
just sayin'.
Void Main
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12/11/2008 1:24pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 9:28pm

john1753 wrote: i was down at the river the other day and could see through the window some hot dude getin changed. just sayin'.



I gather you people do things a little differently down in that part of the world huh?
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12/11/2008 1:30pm Edited Date/Time 12/11/2008 1:31pm
i beg to be your apprentice, master.
i know, i'll mind trick you:
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