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Hi guys, My wife is 40 in September and I know its a wee bit early but im looking for some ideas for her 40th birthday, Like I will have a suprise party at the house for her wlih the family and all that goes with it and have booked a local live band to livin the party , but for a realy good or wacky gift have you any good ideas, not to sound patronizing (i cant spell ) but hell all the good ideas for anything come from the land of the free, The great US of A, (gee every time I write USA I want to go live there)
I suggest a nice ring with a large diamond and inscribe the inside with the names of you and your children.
all the beer you can drink , no bother, Ill send ya home a proud Irishman
The Shop
Who the hell wouldn't want one?
Other than that, dickinabox is a great gift.
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
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It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...
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