Tired of all this British Dribble

2/12/2024 6:20am
CPR wrote:
Not only that but Diffey actually has a moto background, not that some of these ignoramous guys here would realise, but he’s been in the sport...

Not only that but Diffey actually has a moto background, not that some of these ignoramous guys here would realise, but he’s been in the sport since he was a kid.

Not exactly sure why some people struggle so much with commentary? No big deal to me no matter who’s in the booth. But OP if nationality is your argument, then the American in the booth is not exactly supporting your case very well 😂

Yes he has a background in the sport, but no passion comes through in his broadcast.  He has the same fake enthusiasm when he calls any other event.  You could have the guy calling a curling match and he’d sound the same.
 

And yes, I know that this is totally subjective.

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There’s no Race schism in Supercross

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I agree with the OP, I want the foreigners out. I watch the races most of the time with my family. they cannot stand will, can’t...

I agree with the OP, I want the foreigners out. I watch the races most of the time with my family. they cannot stand will, can’t even understand what she’s saying. But I don’t even really pay attention to the announcing, I’m more focused on the rider position and the camera work, making sure we catch the right battles and if not than I’m pissed

This is a really great idea. Let's kick out Kenny, the Lawrence's, Shimoda, Anstie, Decoster and then let's not forget to get rid of every single...

This is a really great idea. Let's kick out Kenny, the Lawrence's, Shimoda, Anstie, Decoster and then let's not forget to get rid of every single bike in the paddock. Can't wait to watch tracks made with shovels being ridden by guys riding Classic Harley's, wonder how long you'd have to go back to find a fully American made made with no foreign parts

I'd rather race a wheelbarrow than a Harley

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2/12/2024 9:15am
motomad724 wrote:

I'd rather race a wheelbarrow than a Harley

Just go race a SX mudder.  I have it on good authority that its just like pushing a wheelbarrow with 50lbs. of mud and having 50lbs. of mud on your shoes or something like that.

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2/12/2024 9:35am
I agree . I grew up herring my family’s Dutch accent. And alll the Easter European women’s wicked cool accents. All there r,s a great, motor...

I agree . I grew up herring my family’s Dutch accent. And alll the Easter European women’s wicked cool accents. All there r,s a great, motor oil you need to hear that pronounced by a Romanian or any of them. But Diffy,s voice is very annoying.  I should do it but my voice is probably too low, sexy and pastionatly haunting. I Here it all the time your voice , I never heard of 1 like it.  Yrs ago I started a sexy voice contest in Ny. A bunch of drivers giving samples of there sexy voice. We were laughing.  The main judge was a waitress on a cig break . She said that 1 , my voice . And what do you look like boy. She said talk some more. I say where you at doll maybe we hv more in common that a voice. She said at the TA . I said I just rolled out of there. I took a peak of the restaurant r you the 1 with black cropped hair & the Hot body. She says yeah etc.  it was funny some black drivers trying a Barry white voice . She,d say that’s a very low voice . I,d say the same then tell her to

move the speaker closer to your body . And feel my sexy voice penetrate into your sexy body into your spine flowing a tingling sensation from your head to your painted cute toe nails . She’s going nuts give me your # etc.  the other drivers joked ,dam he just picked up a fine woman with out meeting her. I,m taking notes & waiting for the release of the sexy voice instructional tapes. Haha 

plowboy wrote:
Brother...you may be the craziest mother fucker I've ever known of...and I dig it. Keep it between the mustard and mayo Bud.

Brother...you may be the craziest mother fucker I've ever known of...and I dig it.

Keep it between the mustard and mayo Bud.Cool

Yeah I,m know for a few things wild & crazy included.  The voice of Sx advertising is David Lee he was a dj for  wapl in Appleton Wi. Green Bay + 80 mi signal. Get home from school in 8th grade & blast talk, talk song that flows into where all clones by Alice Cooper . Then here David Lee voice , I,d copy what he said adding some.  The last 30 yrs my voice blows Dave’s away.  Plus add a cartoon character and deep haunting sexy.  Little kids say I like your laugh then say your voice is really cool. Then there parents say you should do commercials or radio. Women would b like dam you , I hv yellow yoga pants on. I could change my name to Andy Eckman & say I,m Art,s son. Haha I could add stuff for a race like a . Dylan is using a new high performance chain made from high performance metals. Matched to his computer balanced hand made high performance racing sprockets. Just watch Dylan dart off the corners . That’s the hp Chain  & sprockets. Then start talking about metals then drift off to hvy metal bands. Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath. Sweet leaf now  that’s a hvy song man . I hear there,s all kinds of sweet leaf in these parts. Robert Plant that’s a man that can scream a song into hvy. He’s actually a decent pool player . He almost beat me in 1990. But I had a helper my chics kid was on my back helping me line up the shots. So maybe I cheated a little. 

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2/12/2024 9:55am Edited Date/Time 2/12/2024 9:56am
I agree . I grew up herring my family’s Dutch accent. And alll the Easter European women’s wicked cool accents. All there r,s a great, motor...

I agree . I grew up herring my family’s Dutch accent. And alll the Easter European women’s wicked cool accents. All there r,s a great, motor oil you need to hear that pronounced by a Romanian or any of them. But Diffy,s voice is very annoying.  I should do it but my voice is probably too low, sexy and pastionatly haunting. I Here it all the time your voice , I never heard of 1 like it.  Yrs ago I started a sexy voice contest in Ny. A bunch of drivers giving samples of there sexy voice. We were laughing.  The main judge was a waitress on a cig break . She said that 1 , my voice . And what do you look like boy. She said talk some more. I say where you at doll maybe we hv more in common that a voice. She said at the TA . I said I just rolled out of there. I took a peak of the restaurant r you the 1 with black cropped hair & the Hot body. She says yeah etc.  it was funny some black drivers trying a Barry white voice . She,d say that’s a very low voice . I,d say the same then tell her to

move the speaker closer to your body . And feel my sexy voice penetrate into your sexy body into your spine flowing a tingling sensation from your head to your painted cute toe nails . She’s going nuts give me your # etc.  the other drivers joked ,dam he just picked up a fine woman with out meeting her. I,m taking notes & waiting for the release of the sexy voice instructional tapes. Haha 

plowboy wrote:
Brother...you may be the craziest mother fucker I've ever known of...and I dig it. Keep it between the mustard and mayo Bud.

Brother...you may be the craziest mother fucker I've ever known of...and I dig it.

Keep it between the mustard and mayo Bud.Cool

Yeah I,m know for a few things wild & crazy included.  The voice of Sx advertising is David Lee he was a dj for  wapl in...

Yeah I,m know for a few things wild & crazy included.  The voice of Sx advertising is David Lee he was a dj for  wapl in Appleton Wi. Green Bay + 80 mi signal. Get home from school in 8th grade & blast talk, talk song that flows into where all clones by Alice Cooper . Then here David Lee voice , I,d copy what he said adding some.  The last 30 yrs my voice blows Dave’s away.  Plus add a cartoon character and deep haunting sexy.  Little kids say I like your laugh then say your voice is really cool. Then there parents say you should do commercials or radio. Women would b like dam you , I hv yellow yoga pants on. I could change my name to Andy Eckman & say I,m Art,s son. Haha I could add stuff for a race like a . Dylan is using a new high performance chain made from high performance metals. Matched to his computer balanced hand made high performance racing sprockets. Just watch Dylan dart off the corners . That’s the hp Chain  & sprockets. Then start talking about metals then drift off to hvy metal bands. Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath. Sweet leaf now  that’s a hvy song man . I hear there,s all kinds of sweet leaf in these parts. Robert Plant that’s a man that can scream a song into hvy. He’s actually a decent pool player . He almost beat me in 1990. But I had a helper my chics kid was on my back helping me line up the shots. So maybe I cheated a little. 

I reckon you could be a YouTube hit.  Stick some cameras in that rig and let 'er rip.  I want a lil slice if you explode.Wink

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2/12/2024 10:15am Edited Date/Time 2/12/2024 10:20am
CDA331 wrote:
I agree with the OP, I want the foreigners out. I watch the races most of the time with my family. they cannot stand will, can’t...

I agree with the OP, I want the foreigners out. I watch the races most of the time with my family. they cannot stand will, can’t even understand what she’s saying. But I don’t even really pay attention to the announcing, I’m more focused on the rider position and the camera work, making sure we catch the right battles and if not than I’m pissed

This is a really great idea. Let's kick out Kenny, the Lawrence's, Shimoda, Anstie, Decoster and then let's not forget to get rid of every single...

This is a really great idea. Let's kick out Kenny, the Lawrence's, Shimoda, Anstie, Decoster and then let's not forget to get rid of every single bike in the paddock. Can't wait to watch tracks made with shovels being ridden by guys riding Classic Harley's, wonder how long you'd have to go back to find a fully American made made with no foreign parts

motomad724 wrote:

I'd rather race a wheelbarrow than a Harley

I dare ya to say that to Rex Statens face....

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This thread....Laughing

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2/12/2024 3:41pm
motomad724 wrote:

I'd rather race a wheelbarrow than a Harley

Just go race a SX mudder.  I have it on good authority that its just like pushing a wheelbarrow with 50lbs. of mud and having 50lbs...

Just go race a SX mudder.  I have it on good authority that its just like pushing a wheelbarrow with 50lbs. of mud and having 50lbs. of mud on your shoes or something like that.

Thank you... someone got the joke! Cool

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This is a really great idea. Let's kick out Kenny, the Lawrence's, Shimoda, Anstie, Decoster and then let's not forget to get rid of every single...

This is a really great idea. Let's kick out Kenny, the Lawrence's, Shimoda, Anstie, Decoster and then let's not forget to get rid of every single bike in the paddock. Can't wait to watch tracks made with shovels being ridden by guys riding Classic Harley's, wonder how long you'd have to go back to find a fully American made made with no foreign parts

motomad724 wrote:

I'd rather race a wheelbarrow than a Harley

Magoofan wrote:
I dare ya to say that to Rex Statens face....    

I dare ya to say that to Rex Statens face....

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okay that's one Harley I'd love to race... and zero disrespect meant to Rocket Rex!

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2/12/2024 3:53pm
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okay that's one Harley I'd love to race... and zero disrespect meant to Rocket Rex!

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2/12/2024 3:55pm
motomad724 wrote:

I'd rather race a wheelbarrow than a Harley

Magoofan wrote:
I dare ya to say that to Rex Statens face....    

I dare ya to say that to Rex Statens face....

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motomad724 wrote:

okay that's one Harley I'd love to race... and zero disrespect meant to Rocket Rex!

That bike was a turd but Rex was badass enough to make it respectable. 

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I remember Tripes riding one of those things out at the old Santee sand pits.

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Those god damn tea drinking, monarchy loving limey bastards with their stupid little accents their love of knife crime with their stupid little cars driving on...

Those god damn tea drinking, monarchy loving limey bastards with their stupid little accents their love of knife crime with their stupid little cars driving on the wrong side of the road on their stupid rain soaked island

Peak username/comment synergy. 

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Yeah I,m know for a few things wild & crazy included.  The voice of Sx advertising is David Lee he was a dj for  wapl in...

Yeah I,m know for a few things wild & crazy included.  The voice of Sx advertising is David Lee he was a dj for  wapl in Appleton Wi. Green Bay + 80 mi signal. Get home from school in 8th grade & blast talk, talk song that flows into where all clones by Alice Cooper . Then here David Lee voice , I,d copy what he said adding some.  The last 30 yrs my voice blows Dave’s away.  Plus add a cartoon character and deep haunting sexy.  Little kids say I like your laugh then say your voice is really cool. Then there parents say you should do commercials or radio. Women would b like dam you , I hv yellow yoga pants on. I could change my name to Andy Eckman & say I,m Art,s son. Haha I could add stuff for a race like a . Dylan is using a new high performance chain made from high performance metals. Matched to his computer balanced hand made high performance racing sprockets. Just watch Dylan dart off the corners . That’s the hp Chain  & sprockets. Then start talking about metals then drift off to hvy metal bands. Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath. Sweet leaf now  that’s a hvy song man . I hear there,s all kinds of sweet leaf in these parts. Robert Plant that’s a man that can scream a song into hvy. He’s actually a decent pool player . He almost beat me in 1990. But I had a helper my chics kid was on my back helping me line up the shots. So maybe I cheated a little. 

With all due respect, this what it would look like if meth could type.

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I know Leigh is Australian.  But how dare English people speak English with an English accent. This is Murica. We’ll speak your language but tell you...

I know Leigh is Australian. 
But how dare English people speak English with an English accent. This is Murica. We’ll speak your language but tell you you’re speaking it wrong. Gosh darn it !!!

TBF there's wayy more than one 'English' accent in the uk, and some are so hard to understand other brits make fun of them too. 

 

 

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I’m okay with a proper Brit and their condescending mannerisms. They earned that right. It’s these convict descendants from the butthole of our planet that think they’re suddenly somebody because the fastest man on dirt is one of them.  Tired of them. 

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Then it's stupid of you to listen.  I don't even hear it.  Like, sound pretty low and not paying attention to them regardless who is in...

Then it's stupid of you to listen.  I don't even hear it.  Like, sound pretty low and not paying attention to them regardless who is in the booth.  I can spin it up if there is news they are busting out that actually matters in the moment.  Most of the commentary and between race filler is just that, filler.

You're a motocross fan, trust your eyes.  You can see the screen and the tower, and they aren't telling you about anything other than what is on the screen and what the producers are putting in their ears.

You know the sport and you don't  need them to explain it to you or to explain to you what's happening.   It's stupid to decide to pay attention to the things that make your experience worse.   And the performative bitching about drags this place down.  It makes it seem like you all embrace moto to make yourselves miserable and slap each other on the back about it.

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Nighttrain wrote:
I’m okay with a proper Brit and their condescending mannerisms. They earned that right. It’s these convict descendants from the butthole of our planet that think...

I’m okay with a proper Brit and their condescending mannerisms. They earned that right. It’s these convict descendants from the butthole of our planet that think they’re suddenly somebody because the fastest man on dirt is one of them.  Tired of them. 

i disagree slightly, but this is fking hilarious. 

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Nighttrain wrote:
I’m okay with a proper Brit and their condescending mannerisms. They earned that right. It’s these convict descendants from the butthole of our planet that think...

I’m okay with a proper Brit and their condescending mannerisms. They earned that right. It’s these convict descendants from the butthole of our planet that think they’re suddenly somebody because the fastest man on dirt is one of them.  Tired of them. 

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Leigh is way better than RC. 

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Leigh is way better than RC. 

They do two different jobs. 🤦🏼

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IMG 8205 0 My girlfriend had this T shirt made for me because I get so fed up being asked if I’m from Australia. Still doesn’t stop people asking if I’m Australian. Why ??? 

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Enough with the British accents. I want to hear an Austrian accent! Let's get Arnold Schwarzenegger to announce!

"Yuu know, Weege, der is sahm spekulateon daht dthe KTM undaah Chase Sexton ees an ahl-nuu mahdel!"

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R.I.P.  Benny

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Enough with the British accents. I want to hear an Austrian accent! Let's get Arnold Schwarzenegger to announce! "Yuu know, Weege, der is sahm spekulateon daht...

Enough with the British accents. I want to hear an Austrian accent! Let's get Arnold Schwarzenegger to announce!

"Yuu know, Weege, der is sahm spekulateon daht dthe KTM undaah Chase Sexton ees an ahl-nuu mahdel!"

Girlie man 🤭

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My girlfriend had this T shirt made for me because I get so fed up being asked if I’m from Australia. Still doesn’t stop people asking...

IMG 8205 0 My girlfriend had this T shirt made for me because I get so fed up being asked if I’m from Australia. Still doesn’t stop people asking if I’m Australian. Why ??? 

I could use one.

English people think I'm American. American people think I'm Australian. No one ever believes I'm French, 'cuz, you know, the French don't speak english.

BTW, on a slightly different note, at the beginning of the century, I was working with an international group and the marketing team bosses dealing with the London headquarters on a daily basis were Jean-Luc Moron and Christine Bitche. 

True story. Guess the Brits had an endless stock of jokes about these two.

 

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Nighttrain wrote:
I’m okay with a proper Brit and their condescending mannerisms. They earned that right. It’s these convict descendants from the butthole of our planet that think...

I’m okay with a proper Brit and their condescending mannerisms. They earned that right. It’s these convict descendants from the butthole of our planet that think they’re suddenly somebody because the fastest man on dirt is one of them.  Tired of them. 

Fight me cunt Wink

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