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3/22/2019 10:48 AM

I had a vasectomy last Friday. The dissolvable stitches are starting to come out so it itches pretty bad, but my balls are still too sore to scratch. Plus, I'm at work do I don't want HR called because I keep fondling myself.

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3/22/2019 1:33 PM

71Fish wrote:

I had a vasectomy last Friday. The dissolvable stitches are starting to come out so it itches pretty bad, but my balls are still too sore to scratch. Plus, I'm at work do I don't want HR called because I keep fondling myself.

Whatcha got?

How bad was the procedure?

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3/22/2019 1:53 PM

Employee describing the cyst on his ass to me and the wife as well as his poor personal hygiene and not properly keeping his ass shaved. Three times I interrupted him and told him to just go get his issues taken care of. TMI, yet he kept on talking.

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3/22/2019 2:16 PM

When my brother had his he said it was the most uncomfortable initial appointment, a doc he did not know with his junk in his hands LOL

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3/22/2019 4:51 PM

71Fish wrote:

I had a vasectomy last Friday. The dissolvable stitches are starting to come out so it itches pretty bad, but my balls are still too sore to scratch. Plus, I'm at work do I don't want HR called because I keep fondling myself.

Whatcha got?

Mx814 wrote:

How bad was the procedure?

Really not bad at all. I recommend the valum before. I've heard the horror stories so I'm following the doc's advice and taking it easy for a couple of weeks.
Honestly the hardest part was getting over the uncomfortableness of actually making the initial consultation appt.

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3/22/2019 5:25 PM

Last Saturday night I went to bed about 7:30 (gotta get up a 3:00am for work). Within minutes I had a horrible cramp on my left side. Thought it was just gut ache..you know...sit on the crapper for a while...blow out the concrete plug and some diarrhea...back in bed no worries. Not this time. Agony till 12:30 when I finally went to sleep. Woke up feeling better but by the end of my hour drive...I was hurting again. Toughed it out all day Sunday but on Monday while walking between hangers (about 300 yds) mid stride...it felt like somebody grabbed my nuts and pulled them down to my knees.

I called the wife and told her to get me a doctor's appt ASAP. Long story short...kidney stone. He gave me three pills...take one a day. Makes your pissing tackle dilate. Passed the stone on Wednesday. It was the size of a walnut and just fell out the end of my enormous Johnson. Just kidding...about 1/3 the size of a pea. Total and complete pain relief. It's a uric acid kidney stone. Too much red meat. There's your TMI.

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If it ain't yer's don't take it, If it ain't the truth dont say it, If it ain't right don't do it...Marcus Aurelius

3/22/2019 6:14 PM
Edited Date/Time: 3/22/2019 6:14 PM

plowboy wrote:

Last Saturday night I went to bed about 7:30 (gotta get up a 3:00am for work). Within minutes I had a horrible cramp on my left side. Thought it was just gut ache..you know...sit on the crapper for a while...blow out the concrete plug and some diarrhea...back in bed no worries. Not this time. Agony till 12:30 when I finally went to sleep. Woke up feeling better but by the end of my hour drive...I was hurting again. Toughed it out all day Sunday but on Monday while walking between hangers (about 300 yds) mid stride...it felt like somebody grabbed my nuts and pulled them down to my knees.

I called the wife and told her to get me a doctor's appt ASAP. Long story short...kidney stone. He gave me three pills...take one a day. Makes your pissing tackle dilate. Passed the stone on Wednesday. It was the size of a walnut and just fell out the end of my enormous Johnson. Just kidding...about 1/3 the size of a pea. Total and complete pain relief. It's a uric acid kidney stone. Too much red meat. There's your TMI.

Had my first stone last year and didn’t know wtf was wrong. I am a stubborn bastard and won’t go to the ER unless there is a bone sticking out, however after an hour of agony rolling around on the floor whimpering I was humbled enough to have my wife take me in.

Mine was caused by a fever I had, which dehydrated me. Lesson learned on that one 100%.

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3/22/2019 7:58 PM

71Fish wrote:

I had a vasectomy last Friday. The dissolvable stitches are starting to come out so it itches pretty bad, but my balls are still too sore to scratch. Plus, I'm at work do I don't want HR called because I keep fondling myself.

Whatcha got?

Mx814 wrote:

How bad was the procedure?

71Fish wrote:

Really not bad at all. I recommend the valum before. I've heard the horror stories so I'm following the doc's advice and taking it easy for a couple of weeks.
Honestly the hardest part was getting over the uncomfortableness of actually making the initial consultation appt.

My wife is on me every day about this...I did my initial appt just got to schedule it..pinch

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3/23/2019 6:11 AM

plowboy wrote:

Last Saturday night I went to bed about 7:30 (gotta get up a 3:00am for work). Within minutes I had a horrible cramp on my left side. Thought it was just gut ache..you know...sit on the crapper for a while...blow out the concrete plug and some diarrhea...back in bed no worries. Not this time. Agony till 12:30 when I finally went to sleep. Woke up feeling better but by the end of my hour drive...I was hurting again. Toughed it out all day Sunday but on Monday while walking between hangers (about 300 yds) mid stride...it felt like somebody grabbed my nuts and pulled them down to my knees.

I called the wife and told her to get me a doctor's appt ASAP. Long story short...kidney stone. He gave me three pills...take one a day. Makes your pissing tackle dilate. Passed the stone on Wednesday. It was the size of a walnut and just fell out the end of my enormous Johnson. Just kidding...about 1/3 the size of a pea. Total and complete pain relief. It's a uric acid kidney stone. Too much red meat. There's your TMI.

kdizzle_rider wrote:

Had my first stone last year and didn’t know wtf was wrong. I am a stubborn bastard and won’t go to the ER unless there is a bone sticking out, however after an hour of agony rolling around on the floor whimpering I was humbled enough to have my wife take me in.

Mine was caused by a fever I had, which dehydrated me. Lesson learned on that one 100%.

LOL, I'm the same but that pain was above my threshold. I suppose the fear of not knowing what the Hell was causing it may have amplified the pain as well.

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If it ain't yer's don't take it, If it ain't the truth dont say it, If it ain't right don't do it...Marcus Aurelius

3/25/2019 3:54 AM

plowboy wrote:

Last Saturday night I went to bed about 7:30 (gotta get up a 3:00am for work). Within minutes I had a horrible cramp on my left side. Thought it was just gut ache..you know...sit on the crapper for a while...blow out the concrete plug and some diarrhea...back in bed no worries. Not this time. Agony till 12:30 when I finally went to sleep. Woke up feeling better but by the end of my hour drive...I was hurting again. Toughed it out all day Sunday but on Monday while walking between hangers (about 300 yds) mid stride...it felt like somebody grabbed my nuts and pulled them down to my knees.

I called the wife and told her to get me a doctor's appt ASAP. Long story short...kidney stone. He gave me three pills...take one a day. Makes your pissing tackle dilate. Passed the stone on Wednesday. It was the size of a walnut and just fell out the end of my enormous Johnson. Just kidding...about 1/3 the size of a pea. Total and complete pain relief. It's a uric acid kidney stone. Too much red meat. There's your TMI.

I had me some of those stones 20 odd years ago whistling started of as a small belly pain thought I was hungry 2 / 3 hours later I was in agony. Got taken to hospital by some mates to have an ultrasound I’m like I’m not fucking pregnant I must have cancer I’m gonna die. Well turns out I had me some kidney stones and had to laser them to brake them down so I could pee them out well fuck me where was the user manual for this and why did I not get warned the pain would get worse.... the doctor was a woman that told me the stones were the closest pain to giving birth a man could experience as she said she had had stones and given birth. I told her fuck that stones have to hurt way more cause there is no fucking way on this planet or any other I would want a second w00t

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3/26/2019 2:33 PM

plowboy wrote:

Last Saturday night I went to bed about 7:30 (gotta get up a 3:00am for work). Within minutes I had a horrible cramp on my left side. Thought it was just gut ache..you know...sit on the crapper for a while...blow out the concrete plug and some diarrhea...back in bed no worries. Not this time. Agony till 12:30 when I finally went to sleep. Woke up feeling better but by the end of my hour drive...I was hurting again. Toughed it out all day Sunday but on Monday while walking between hangers (about 300 yds) mid stride...it felt like somebody grabbed my nuts and pulled them down to my knees.

I called the wife and told her to get me a doctor's appt ASAP. Long story short...kidney stone. He gave me three pills...take one a day. Makes your pissing tackle dilate. Passed the stone on Wednesday. It was the size of a walnut and just fell out the end of my enormous Johnson. Just kidding...about 1/3 the size of a pea. Total and complete pain relief. It's a uric acid kidney stone. Too much red meat. There's your TMI.

Deja New wrote:

I had me some of those stones 20 odd years ago whistling started of as a small belly pain thought I was hungry 2 / 3 hours later I was in agony. Got taken to hospital by some mates to have an ultrasound I’m like I’m not fucking pregnant I must have cancer I’m gonna die. Well turns out I had me some kidney stones and had to laser them to brake them down so I could pee them out well fuck me where was the user manual for this and why did I not get warned the pain would get worse.... the doctor was a woman that told me the stones were the closest pain to giving birth a man could experience as she said she had had stones and given birth. I told her fuck that stones have to hurt way more cause there is no fucking way on this planet or any other I would want a second w00t

I know exactly how you feel. I was sure my appendix had burst or some critter had hatched in there and was eating it's way out. How did you go so long without any more stones. Diet?

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If it ain't yer's don't take it, If it ain't the truth dont say it, If it ain't right don't do it...Marcus Aurelius

3/26/2019 2:59 PM
Edited Date/Time: 3/26/2019 3:06 PM

plowboy wrote:

Last Saturday night I went to bed about 7:30 (gotta get up a 3:00am for work). Within minutes I had a horrible cramp on my left side. Thought it was just gut ache..you know...sit on the crapper for a while...blow out the concrete plug and some diarrhea...back in bed no worries. Not this time. Agony till 12:30 when I finally went to sleep. Woke up feeling better but by the end of my hour drive...I was hurting again. Toughed it out all day Sunday but on Monday while walking between hangers (about 300 yds) mid stride...it felt like somebody grabbed my nuts and pulled them down to my knees.

I called the wife and told her to get me a doctor's appt ASAP. Long story short...kidney stone. He gave me three pills...take one a day. Makes your pissing tackle dilate. Passed the stone on Wednesday. It was the size of a walnut and just fell out the end of my enormous Johnson. Just kidding...about 1/3 the size of a pea. Total and complete pain relief. It's a uric acid kidney stone. Too much red meat. There's your TMI.

Deja New wrote:

I had me some of those stones 20 odd years ago whistling started of as a small belly pain thought I was hungry 2 / 3 hours later I was in agony. Got taken to hospital by some mates to have an ultrasound I’m like I’m not fucking pregnant I must have cancer I’m gonna die. Well turns out I had me some kidney stones and had to laser them to brake them down so I could pee them out well fuck me where was the user manual for this and why did I not get warned the pain would get worse.... the doctor was a woman that told me the stones were the closest pain to giving birth a man could experience as she said she had had stones and given birth. I told her fuck that stones have to hurt way more cause there is no fucking way on this planet or any other I would want a second w00t

plowboy wrote:

I know exactly how you feel. I was sure my appendix had burst or some critter had hatched in there and was eating it's way out. How did you go so long without any more stones. Diet?

Mine were caused by lots of work lake of fluids so I started drinking more while at work and hey presto gone smile doc actually said get some beers lol I was like sweet not need to tell me that twice she said was god for flushing the kidneys as it goes through so quick.

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3/26/2019 3:18 PM

Deja New wrote:

I had me some of those stones 20 odd years ago whistling started of as a small belly pain thought I was hungry 2 / 3 hours later I was in agony. Got taken to hospital by some mates to have an ultrasound I’m like I’m not fucking pregnant I must have cancer I’m gonna die. Well turns out I had me some kidney stones and had to laser them to brake them down so I could pee them out well fuck me where was the user manual for this and why did I not get warned the pain would get worse.... the doctor was a woman that told me the stones were the closest pain to giving birth a man could experience as she said she had had stones and given birth. I told her fuck that stones have to hurt way more cause there is no fucking way on this planet or any other I would want a second w00t

plowboy wrote:

I know exactly how you feel. I was sure my appendix had burst or some critter had hatched in there and was eating it's way out. How did you go so long without any more stones. Diet?

Deja New wrote:

Mine were caused by lots of work lake of fluids so I started drinking more while at work and hey presto gone smile doc actually said get some beers lol I was like sweet not need to tell me that twice she said was god for flushing the kidneys as it goes through so quick.

Yeah, more water and less red meat is what the doc told me.

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If it ain't yer's don't take it, If it ain't the truth dont say it, If it ain't right don't do it...Marcus Aurelius

3/26/2019 3:32 PM

I had to Google TMI. I don't know all this damn texting jargon/abbreviation stuff.

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3/27/2019 11:46 AM

71Fish wrote:

I had a vasectomy last Friday. The dissolvable stitches are starting to come out so it itches pretty bad, but my balls are still too sore to scratch. Plus, I'm at work do I don't want HR called because I keep fondling myself.

Whatcha got?

Mx814 wrote:

How bad was the procedure?

71Fish wrote:

Really not bad at all. I recommend the valum before. I've heard the horror stories so I'm following the doc's advice and taking it easy for a couple of weeks.
Honestly the hardest part was getting over the uncomfortableness of actually making the initial consultation appt.

The Valum was key! I didn't think the consultation was that bad, it was my follow up about a week after that was awkward as fuck. Doc was busy so they just sent a nurse in. Pulled my pants down, she spent 2 seconds looking at stiches, and looks my right in the eye, tils her head to the side and says "everything looks perfect, have a wonderful afternoon" with a smile on her face. I didn't know if i should be embarrassed or proud! LOL! silly

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3/27/2019 1:16 PM
Edited Date/Time: 3/27/2019 1:16 PM

Reese95w wrote:

I had to Google TMI. I don't know all this damn texting jargon/abbreviation stuff.

Thats tmi w00t

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3/27/2019 1:31 PM

You know what's really TMI? Those damn curved dick medicine commercials they are running during the SX telecasts now.

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3/27/2019 4:51 PM

Reese95w wrote:

You know what's really TMI? Those damn curved dick medicine commercials they are running during the SX telecasts now.

Choke, cough....omg...THOUSANDS of men suffering. And the cause of the curvature is intercourse? I'm gonna step way out on a limb and call bullshit. I've got a couple of theories. Number one...the way your curl that snake up in your tightly-whities. Number two...if you are right handed it's gonna curve left...a southpaw is gonna bend right...(talking about the old Palmala Handerson).

All I heard in that ad was, "We are targeting idiots to give us their money".

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If it ain't yer's don't take it, If it ain't the truth dont say it, If it ain't right don't do it...Marcus Aurelius