Yo mama jokes...

Chance, Yo mama so fat her drivers license picture says “picture continued on other side”

Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass shes gotta make two trips.

Chance, rumour has it that....yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears even hide their own food.

Chance, yo mama so fat her graduation photo was an aerial photograph😄

Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so fat her pants size is equator and when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.

Yo Mama's so fat she put on high heels and struck oil

They used to be called “olines” until yo mama got on one.

This song - Yo Mama by Butterfingers - always cracks me up :

https://youtu.be/XkfdN-z2vcQ

If you are easily offended, don't watch it, though it's pretty bloody mild. The last parts of the clip is classic.

I think it resonates with me ( I'm not 'into' Alt Rock or hip hop that much, though I find a lot of the Aussie stuff works on humour, instead of nastiness) because, well, I've been in a couple 'Yo Mama ' relationships, the last one since 1988 ........

Yo mamas so fat she's got more chins than a chinese phone book

Trampolines used to be called jumpolines until your mom got on one.

Yo mama so ugly she has to hang a pork chop around her neck to pet a dog!!

Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

Give me extra points for this one; I'm standing in a Torrid shop in the mall as I type. 😆

Yo momma’s so fat, when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger out of Washington’s nose…

Yo mama is so fat her blood type is gravy.

Haha
There's some good stuff here for sure I can't come up with anything new but my long time So Cal riding buddy and I had a thing when we were on the track we would shout "YO MAMA!!!" at each other in the corners....

I have carried that tradition on into the trail rides with my AZ Zonies.

Yo Mamas so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singing “We are family”

Yo mama's so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yo Mamas' teeth so yellow she spits butter!