Who would Jesus, Allah and Buddha vote for

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Lets say these three characters really existed and were alive today. Who would they vote for in an American election, judging by the books that describe theirs stuff, bible, choran etc. Dems, Repubs, Greens, Libertarians or some other independent? What do you think? Would they all vote the same?
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi are out playing golf and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity.

So the priest says, we'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity.

The minister says "no", we'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands outside, that's what we give to charity.

The rabbi says "no, no, no", we'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever God wants, He keeps.
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My humble high-priest of the seven-headed monkey whispered to me at

water-buffalo sacrifice the other night that I should vote for Cash-4-Clunkers.

Why not, I needed a new elephant.
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I am glad you are posting more nowadays rup.Smile
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They would probably vote for Nerd

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They would probably vote for Nerd
Sheesh.

What makes us think they would vote at all?
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Why woud they need to vote? Wouldnt the outcome already be decided?
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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.

A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

The priest asks, "What did you do?"

The woman says, "I committed adultery."

Priest, "How many times?"

Woman, "Three times."

Priest, "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

Priest, "What did you do?"

Man, "I committed adultery."

Priest, "How many times?"

Man, "Three times."

Priest, "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters and says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

Rabbi, "What did you do?"

Woman, "I committed adultery."

Rabbi, "How many times?"

Woman, "Once."

Rabbi, "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."
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Interesting that no one seems to know, or even have an idea or a clue.
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olddude wrote:
Why woud they need to vote? Wouldnt the outcome already be decided?
Actually that probably would be or is the case according to the believers, yet so many christian fanatics seem to oppose the fact that Obama was elected. "God works in mysterious ways"
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10/25/2009 4:53am Edited Date/Time 10/25/2009 5:41am
Jesus and Buddha probably wouldn't have had time to be concerned with voting as they were busy with more important things than politics. God (Allah) would not have a reason to vote since he created the Universe so he could certainly control a simple election as he has in every election that has ever been held since the beginning of time (God's will).

In the last election God voted for Obama. He voted for Bush in the election before that. If you wait a few more years you'll find out who he votes for in the next election.
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J.F.S wrote:
Interesting that no one seems to know, or even have an idea or a clue.
Shouldn't you be getting a manicure?
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10/25/2009 12:14pm Edited Date/Time 10/25/2009 12:21pm
J.F.S wrote:
Interesting that no one seems to know, or even have an idea or a clue.
`ol Ger wrote:
Shouldn't you be getting a manicure?
I actually need one, my nails look like shit. Did you come out already? Its so funny that you are so clueless, you throw so many slogans out there, but you dont really know what they mean or even if they contradict eachother, LMFAO!
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10/25/2009 12:18pm Edited Date/Time 10/25/2009 12:48pm
Void Main wrote:
Jesus and Buddha probably wouldn't have had time to be concerned with voting as they were busy with more important things than politics. God (Allah) would...
Jesus and Buddha probably wouldn't have had time to be concerned with voting as they were busy with more important things than politics. God (Allah) would not have a reason to vote since he created the Universe so he could certainly control a simple election as he has in every election that has ever been held since the beginning of time (God's will).

In the last election God voted for Obama. He voted for Bush in the election before that. If you wait a few more years you'll find out who he votes for in the next election.
Who cares if they would have time or not, they dont exist so it is a hypothetical question. The question is what party is closest to the values of theirs, described in the bible, choran etc. No way they´d adapt and vote for different sides from time to time, their shit is pretty much written in stone, no way in hell anyone of them would go from Bush to Obama. Oh wait, "God works in mysterious ways"
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I only answered your question. I don't think Jesus and Buddha would vote because they would have much more important things to do. God (Allah) doesn't have to vote because the outcome of every election is already controlled by him (God's will).
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10/25/2009 10:50pm Edited Date/Time 10/25/2009 10:53pm
Void Main wrote:
I only answered your question. I don't think Jesus and Buddha would vote because they would have much more important things to do. God (Allah) doesn't...
I only answered your question. I don't think Jesus and Buddha would vote because they would have much more important things to do. God (Allah) doesn't have to vote because the outcome of every election is already controlled by him (God's will).
What party is closest to the values of theirs, described in the bible, choran etc? Never mind the actual voting process. So god and allah have the same values according to you? If jesus and buddah wouldnt have time to express their oppinion, one might wonder where all the books came from and what "important" things they would be doing?
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I don't know about the other two but Jesus would not have time to vote. He would be to busy trying to help all of the folks that our political system does not care for.
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10/26/2009 5:00am Edited Date/Time 10/26/2009 5:37am
What party is closest to the values of theirs, described in the bible, choran etc? Never mind the actual voting process.

That's not what you asked. You asked "who would they vote for?" The answer to that question also answers your new question. They wouldn't vote because they have more important things to do means neither of the major party's values aligns with their values. The mission of a political party is completely different than the mission of Jesus and Buddha. Jesus and Buddha's mission is to take care of the things that politics can't cover. Buddha was destined to be a prince and "opted out". That should answer your question right there about him.

So god and allah have the same values according to you?

No, I'm saying Allah IS God according to the people who believe in him. I also don't know if God actually has values. He would just dictate what values we have since he is the almighty creator with the road map to the future. For all I know this is just a playground for his amusement and he could change all the rules tomorrow.

If jesus and buddah wouldnt have time to express their oppinion, one might wonder where all the books came from and what "important" things they would be doing?

Maybe if you read the books you would know the answer to that question.
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10/26/2009 5:45am Edited Date/Time 10/26/2009 5:51am
Void Main wrote:
What party is closest to the values of theirs, described in the bible, choran etc? Never mind the actual voting process. That's not what you asked...
What party is closest to the values of theirs, described in the bible, choran etc? Never mind the actual voting process.

That's not what you asked. You asked "who would they vote for?" The answer to that question also answers your new question. They wouldn't vote because they have more important things to do means neither of the major party's values aligns with their values. The mission of a political party is completely different than the mission of Jesus and Buddha. Jesus and Buddha's mission is to take care of the things that politics can't cover. Buddha was destined to be a prince and "opted out". That should answer your question right there about him.

So god and allah have the same values according to you?

No, I'm saying Allah IS God according to the people who believe in him. I also don't know if God actually has values. He would just dictate what values we have since he is the almighty creator with the road map to the future. For all I know this is just a playground for his amusement and he could change all the rules tomorrow.

If jesus and buddah wouldnt have time to express their oppinion, one might wonder where all the books came from and what "important" things they would be doing?

Maybe if you read the books you would know the answer to that question.
So what party aligns the best or the closest to their values in your opinion? The books are full of opinions on how you should be and how you should act and how you should think. If you dont want to answer the question it is ok, but to turn the topic into something about their lack of time seems weird, what does that have to do with anything? Are you saying they would not be for democracy? That is quite a statement to not vote in a democratic election, I´d think they´d make time, however that is not the issue.
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oldx wrote:
They would probably vote for Nerd
Nerd wrote:
Sheesh.

What makes us think they would vote at all?
Nerd and I might actually agree with something religious, very odd.
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If he did vote he wouldnt have voted for either of the turds last time around.
He would probably be an indy voting according to a mans values and not according to his party.
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Void Main wrote:
What party is closest to the values of theirs, described in the bible, choran etc? Never mind the actual voting process. That's not what you asked...
What party is closest to the values of theirs, described in the bible, choran etc? Never mind the actual voting process.

That's not what you asked. You asked "who would they vote for?" The answer to that question also answers your new question. They wouldn't vote because they have more important things to do means neither of the major party's values aligns with their values. The mission of a political party is completely different than the mission of Jesus and Buddha. Jesus and Buddha's mission is to take care of the things that politics can't cover. Buddha was destined to be a prince and "opted out". That should answer your question right there about him.

So god and allah have the same values according to you?

No, I'm saying Allah IS God according to the people who believe in him. I also don't know if God actually has values. He would just dictate what values we have since he is the almighty creator with the road map to the future. For all I know this is just a playground for his amusement and he could change all the rules tomorrow.

If jesus and buddah wouldnt have time to express their oppinion, one might wonder where all the books came from and what "important" things they would be doing?

Maybe if you read the books you would know the answer to that question.
J.F.S wrote:
So what party aligns the best or the closest to their values in your opinion? The books are full of opinions on how you should be...
So what party aligns the best or the closest to their values in your opinion? The books are full of opinions on how you should be and how you should act and how you should think. If you dont want to answer the question it is ok, but to turn the topic into something about their lack of time seems weird, what does that have to do with anything? Are you saying they would not be for democracy? That is quite a statement to not vote in a democratic election, I´d think they´d make time, however that is not the issue.
I did answer the question. You just didn't like my answer. If you were looking for a specific answer you should have stated the answer you wanted to hear and I would have given you that answer. I don't think any party aligns any more or less than any other party with Jesus or Buddha. What answer did you want me to give? What's your answer?
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Void Main wrote:
What party is closest to the values of theirs, described in the bible, choran etc? Never mind the actual voting process. That's not what you asked...
What party is closest to the values of theirs, described in the bible, choran etc? Never mind the actual voting process.

That's not what you asked. You asked "who would they vote for?" The answer to that question also answers your new question. They wouldn't vote because they have more important things to do means neither of the major party's values aligns with their values. The mission of a political party is completely different than the mission of Jesus and Buddha. Jesus and Buddha's mission is to take care of the things that politics can't cover. Buddha was destined to be a prince and "opted out". That should answer your question right there about him.

So god and allah have the same values according to you?

No, I'm saying Allah IS God according to the people who believe in him. I also don't know if God actually has values. He would just dictate what values we have since he is the almighty creator with the road map to the future. For all I know this is just a playground for his amusement and he could change all the rules tomorrow.

If jesus and buddah wouldnt have time to express their oppinion, one might wonder where all the books came from and what "important" things they would be doing?

Maybe if you read the books you would know the answer to that question.
J.F.S wrote:
So what party aligns the best or the closest to their values in your opinion? The books are full of opinions on how you should be...
So what party aligns the best or the closest to their values in your opinion? The books are full of opinions on how you should be and how you should act and how you should think. If you dont want to answer the question it is ok, but to turn the topic into something about their lack of time seems weird, what does that have to do with anything? Are you saying they would not be for democracy? That is quite a statement to not vote in a democratic election, I´d think they´d make time, however that is not the issue.
Void Main wrote:
I did answer the question. You just didn't like my answer. If you were looking for a specific answer you should have stated the answer you...
I did answer the question. You just didn't like my answer. If you were looking for a specific answer you should have stated the answer you wanted to hear and I would have given you that answer. I don't think any party aligns any more or less than any other party with Jesus or Buddha. What answer did you want me to give? What's your answer?
I think you have now answered without answering and as I said, if you dont want to answer, that is ok. My question never was about how much time jesus or buddha would have for elections if they existed, as if you didnt understand that,
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10/27/2009 4:28am Edited Date/Time 10/27/2009 4:49am
I don't get it. You ask a question, you then complain when nobody steps up and answers your question, and now you complain when someone does answer your question because you don't like the answer. I ask you again, what is your answer to the question? Or was your goal to bait someone into a specific answer so you could argue with them? I believe I gave you a correct answer based on everything I know about religion and politics.

To me your question isn't a lot different than asking which bike would be better for plowing a field, a YZ450F or a RMZ450? Neither bike is designed for plowing a field and neither is more suited than the other for doing it. Sure you could put a 3 point hitch and a PTO on them but they would still suck at plowing a field.

Just look at their followers. Take Jesus as an example. There are probably as many Christian Democrats as there are Christian Republicans. There are christian ministers who are members of both parties. If the values of Jesus aligned more closely with one party or another how could Christian ministers not align themselves with that party? Sure some of those ministers use Jesus in their politics but I have to think that Jesus wouldn't have been very happy with them for doing so. The answer is, Jesus doesn't line up with any party. I don't know why you do not like that answer.
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Void Main wrote:
I don't get it. You ask a question, you then complain when nobody steps up and answers your question, and now you complain when someone does...
I don't get it. You ask a question, you then complain when nobody steps up and answers your question, and now you complain when someone does answer your question because you don't like the answer. I ask you again, what is your answer to the question? Or was your goal to bait someone into a specific answer so you could argue with them? I believe I gave you a correct answer based on everything I know about religion and politics.

To me your question isn't a lot different than asking which bike would be better for plowing a field, a YZ450F or a RMZ450? Neither bike is designed for plowing a field and neither is more suited than the other for doing it. Sure you could put a 3 point hitch and a PTO on them but they would still suck at plowing a field.

Just look at their followers. Take Jesus as an example. There are probably as many Christian Democrats as there are Christian Republicans. There are christian ministers who are members of both parties. If the values of Jesus aligned more closely with one party or another how could Christian ministers not align themselves with that party? Sure some of those ministers use Jesus in their politics but I have to think that Jesus wouldn't have been very happy with them for doing so. The answer is, Jesus doesn't line up with any party. I don't know why you do not like that answer.
I personally dont know, that is why I asked. To me it is interesting that christians and muslims usually seem very dogmatic, but sometimes vote over party lines. If the religion is what is most important, your vote should be cast in the direction that suits your religion the best I suppose? In many muslim countries they do vote for religious leaders rather than for politicians. Every american president has to play the religious card even if they are very different in their core values, shouldnt their values be the same if they worship the same god or religion? I dont know, that is why I asked. Many people on here are very religious and I thought they might have known better, bet they seem not to, or not even care?
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Did you not read my answer?
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J.F.S wrote:
Interesting that no one seems to know, or even have an idea or a clue.
`ol Ger wrote:
Shouldn't you be getting a manicure?
J.F.S wrote:
I actually need one, my nails look like shit. Did you come out already? Its so funny that you are so clueless, you throw so many...
I actually need one, my nails look like shit. Did you come out already? Its so funny that you are so clueless, you throw so many slogans out there, but you dont really know what they mean or even if they contradict eachother, LMFAO!
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Larry wrote:
I don't know about the other two but Jesus would not have time to vote. He would be to busy trying to help all of the...
I don't know about the other two but Jesus would not have time to vote. He would be to busy trying to help all of the folks that our political system does not care for.
On the contrary, Jesus the Christ would help free people from dependence on political kingdoms.

Said He "You are of this world; I am not of this world."

"The poor you will always have with you, and you can help them any time you want. But you will not always have me."


go in peace,

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