borg wrote:
I had a burger and corn on the cob for dinner last night. I woke up about 3 hours later with a grumbling stomach. In about 5 ...more
borg wrote:
I had a burger and corn on the cob for dinner last night. I woke up about 3 hours later with a grumbling stomach. In about 5 minutes it turned into a cramp. Having had food poisoning before I knew where to go. I don't barf so this episode was entirely in the seated position. After about 3 or 4 minutes, the cramps got really bad and I started sweating like crazy. Then I got really dizzy. 2 or 3 more minutes went by and the volcano erupted. The cramps went away but I was still sweating and really dizzy. After about 5 minutes, I went back to my bed and laid down without a blanket. In a few minutes, I felt my body cool off, dizziness went away, cramps were already gone and the sweating had come to an abrupt halt. All symptoms were gone. I was asleep in 10 minutes. The whole thing lasted maybe 30 minutes, start to end.
WTF was that? Usually, food poisoning is an all nighter, or at least a few hours. This was weird.
Really weird you mention this. But about 1 month ago , I had some kind of stomach issue myself. backed up bad. About 2am on like night# 4 , needed to hit the bathroom. Tried extremely hard if you know what I mean. Within about 30 second , I was drenched in sweat. Like a puddle of water on the floor and was like I was standing under a sprinkler. Got super light headed to the point of almost passing out. Was holding onto the walls and got scared , so I called my neighbor at 2am , whom was a medic for 30 years. I was embarrassed as hell , but scared because I didn't know what was happening. I guess I just got backed up to the point , where when I was trying real hard to get something out.....there is a gland down there connected to a nerve. You squeeze so hard it can make you pass the hell out.
A person's body can do weird things , and react different to it compared to other. I believe what I had was a bug of some type. Because my medic neighbor ( who was kind enough to come over ) had the exact same thing happen to him 2 days later. Think he got what I had.
And there goes Jeffro. One of God's own prototypes. A super high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Pimpin' Ho's , Rollin' fatty's......drinkin' beers , beers , beers!! ~ Ja
