The Crap that's buried in your Back-Pack/Travel-Bag/Brief-Case...?

I'm on vacation & was lookin' for something in my back-pack...you know, the one you travel with All The Time...
That perfect bag for carrying your lap-top & tablet, passport...chg of clothes...etc.?
Well, have you ever cleaned out all the lil' pockets & compartments & found stuff you've lost, forgotten about, thought you'd given away...etc?
Here's some funny shit I found:
1 Emergency 80g i-Pod
2 pair of New Dragon glasses/ 3 Dragon glasses bags
1 Dragon NFX clear lense
3 pair of Skull Candy i-phone ear-phone-plugs
2 Cigars: 1-Hoyo de Monterey Dbl Corona & 1 Fuente 858 in Carbon Fiber HumiTubes, of-course!
9 Lanyards: 1 w/ a spare key for the Baja chase trk
5 X-Games Cred's from 2010
8 Wrist Brands: 3 R-Star/2 Monster still usable, 1 Rip to the Tip "Full Pull", 1 Mammoth MX...1 OX
3 packs of gum
God knows how many Receipts! WTF?
2 pks Hammer Endurolytes
5 Mints/1 Toblerone/2 Snickers (All surprisingly good?!)
13 pks of Splenda
2 bottle (Beer!) openers
1 pkg Nighttime Cold & Flu gels
1 btl Aleve tabs
1 btl Aleve gels
1 pkg Mobicox
1 btl Hydrocodone/Acetam 5-325 30ct 2/14 un-opened!
Toyota Key-Chain w/ SPF lotion
2 Toyota Chapstick
Toyota Beenie
Business cards ranging from Coach Seiji to a purchaser at Lockheed Martin
Match books from Carmine's in NY to the Desert Inn in Catavina.
Stickers...from JCR to Leatt to Wahoo's
Way too many i-phone & pad cords, adapters & USB stuff...hell, 3 i-plug-cubes!
1 Gig stick w/ shit that should have NEVER been left on it!
4 Sports/Nutrition Bars: 2 Cliff, 1 Tiger, 1 Hammer all good!
$13
$600 Mex
€200
£300
2 Carmex: 1 Jar/1 stk
Tube SPF50
8 pens: 2-Sharpie, 5 ink, 1-Hi-Liter
1 Headlamp: u know, those dorky ones u wear when you're working on your bike...in the dark...in Baja.
6 Hotel Card-Keys
1 Parking Key for a funny looking bldg in Virginia
4 MX Sports wrist-bands w/ various colors & #s
2 packs of tissue
1 pkg of really nice "Ass Whipes"!
United Brdg passes & claim chks that have me wondering WhereTF I've been & whatTF have I forgot?!!
12 Sani-Hands
4 Lens Wipes
15 pair Nytrile Gloves
1 pair Mechanix Gloves
1 pair Fly Lite Gloves
8 asrtd size ziplock bags for phone, passport, wallet, airport...etc.
3 priceless pics of my daughter when she was almost 2
$50 Starbucks card-unused
1 Mickey Mouse Card-Holder full of my cards

So, while I'm chillin' at the beach and letting my daughter nap, I figured I'd go thru my back-pack & clean it out & have a few laughs; also, now I know why this damn thing is Soooooo F'n heavy & I'm wondering H-T-F I get thru Security ALL THE TIME w/ all this stuff?

F-it!

Most of it is going back in it...or getting "refreshed"!

I know a few of you that're laughing w/ me.

Hope you are a enjoying your Holidays.

Manny