So this chick...

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So each day for the last 5-6 years ,I walk to the Starbucks in our center for a cup of coffee. Usually, one of the first people there. Occasionally, the door will be still locked, a tugging on the door once makes a little rattle. I then patiently wait for them to unlock.

So, the other day, a co-worker says to me that one of the baristas comes into our store and says I am beating on their door at 5:00 am, every morning. Never have touched the door ,ever in that manner.

It has kind of cast a bit of a cloud over my rep at work. This chick is young, an obvious feminist, a low 5 who thinks she is a 10. Always bitchy.

I can be very confrontational when warranted, but know that the feminazis squawk loud when challenged.

I am just an old fucking man, wanting a cup of their over priced swill to start my day.

To have this occur, seems very unprofessional. What the fuck kind of business model does this place promote ? I feel like ripping her a new ass, but do not need any more false allegations brought against me.



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6/29/2019 5:00am Edited Date/Time 6/29/2019 5:01am
When I was a kid I remember my dad getting coffee in the coffee shop for like 5 or 10 cents a cup. I can't believe how much people are shelling out for coffee these days. Same goes for energy drinks. I've never paid for either to be honest. But then I guess people get a couple of bucks for a small bottle of water these days too. That used to be a joke when I was a kid about the day when people actually charge money for water.
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Nothing you can say will counter what that insufferable cunt is alleging. Best thing you can do is avoid that place. Buy yourself a Keurig and get some Dark Magic coffee and quit feeding that idiot company.




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So each day for the last 5-6 years ,I walk to the Starbucks in our center for a cup of coffee. Usually, one of the first...
So each day for the last 5-6 years ,I walk to the Starbucks in our center for a cup of coffee. Usually, one of the first people there. Occasionally, the door will be still locked, a tugging on the door once makes a little rattle. I then patiently wait for them to unlock.

So, the other day, a co-worker says to me that one of the baristas comes into our store and says I am beating on their door at 5:00 am, every morning. Never have touched the door ,ever in that manner.

It has kind of cast a bit of a cloud over my rep at work. This chick is young, an obvious feminist, a low 5 who thinks she is a 10. Always bitchy.

I can be very confrontational when warranted, but know that the feminazis squawk loud when challenged.

I am just an old fucking man, wanting a cup of their over priced swill to start my day.

To have this occur, seems very unprofessional. What the fuck kind of business model does this place promote ? I feel like ripping her a new ass, but do not need any more false allegations brought against me.



Eh..... I'd just blow it off and tell the people at work, if the lazy cunt could get her ass out of bed and open the place on time, I wouldn't have to guess if the door is open or not.
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motogrady wrote:
Eh..... I'd just blow it off and tell the people at work, if the lazy cunt could get her ass out of bed and open the...
Eh..... I'd just blow it off and tell the people at work, if the lazy cunt could get her ass out of bed and open the place on time, I wouldn't have to guess if the door is open or not.
And if management had a semblance of a clue they'd put an 'OPEN' or 'CLOSED' sign somewhere that gets changed as doors get locked/opened. I hate establishments that leave you guessing and you hafta do what the OP was saying he encountered at times. Pull the handle and 'clunk',, yet its past opening time and the place is lit and up and going inside.
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You guys don't understand the hell making coffee is ... Whistling
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motogrady wrote:
Eh..... I'd just blow it off and tell the people at work, if the lazy cunt could get her ass out of bed and open the...
Eh..... I'd just blow it off and tell the people at work, if the lazy cunt could get her ass out of bed and open the place on time, I wouldn't have to guess if the door is open or not.
JAFO92 wrote:
And if management had a semblance of a clue they'd put an 'OPEN' or 'CLOSED' sign somewhere that gets changed as doors get locked/opened. I hate...
And if management had a semblance of a clue they'd put an 'OPEN' or 'CLOSED' sign somewhere that gets changed as doors get locked/opened. I hate establishments that leave you guessing and you hafta do what the OP was saying he encountered at times. Pull the handle and 'clunk',, yet its past opening time and the place is lit and up and going inside.
Really. That place is lucky they don't have a bunch of vitards going there. I mean, see what happens here when nbc is 3 minutes late getting on the air with south wick.

The sign says open at 5.
Not around 5.
The person can't do her job gtfo.
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6/29/2019 5:59am
KMC440 wrote:
You guys don't understand the hell making coffee is ... Whistling
On par with brain surgery
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Fight back, Video yourself showing up when they should be open and trying the door, then explain the nasty bitch put you on blast at work like you tried to knock the door down.

Put it on FB, twitter and what ever else you can do and tag corporate.

One thing these companies hate id being blasted on social media.

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Now I am in no way trying to defend the bitch, but do you think there was a possibility she was saying it in fun...kinda like “so n so is beating on our door every morning at 5 for his coffee fix” ....saying it in a laughing manner. Who knows, maybe she has the hots for old men and wants to put the moves on you👍

There is the possibility. If it is that she is just a bitch I would think about contacting Starbucks customer service and letting them know. Also I love the idea of smashing your fist on the door every morning as soon as the clock strikes 5, maybe they’ll get the hint to open on time

I bought a cheap ass Keurig for my work. Put it in a little case with creamers/sweeteners and have my coffee fix whenever I get tired. I bring it to the job site along with my portable microwave. They are the first two items to go in....even before the tools
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6/29/2019 8:38am
Come onKenny. Do you really think she's just kidding around?

Usually, I'm not one for snitching or complaining.

But if this person has taken it upon herself to blab this issue around, screw her. Corporate, Facebook,
anything is game.
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6/29/2019 8:44am
Shes telling people you're an annoying asshole. Who cares?
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6/29/2019 9:01am
How does a barista’s gossip at Starbucks get to you at your work place, and how does this effect you negatively? I’m assuming other identifiable employees from your company also go there? But who cares??? Next time you get there early and the door is not open, gently check to see if the door is open, if not wait, once open ask to speak to a manager and get that ugly bitch fired for not doing her job! Oh, and leave a negative rating on yelp blasting that specific employee, cooperate hates that shit.

Seriously, fuck Starbucks and who cares what she thinks.
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Another vote to just bang the shit out out of the door at 4:59 to fuck with with her then when they open it leave
Keep that up for a week then go some where else
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https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/collections/coffee

Make it at home and throw it in a tumbler. No sense paying $2-3 for something you can make at home for less than 50¢. I recommend AK-47, or if you want an extra kick order the CAF which is what I currently have on hand. Silencer Smooth is pretty good, too, but AK-47 is probably my favorite.
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6/29/2019 9:39am Edited Date/Time 6/29/2019 9:43am
Laughing Bang on the door, go in and drop your morning deuce in the restroom then leave without flushing or buying a thing. Woohoo

Total dick move, but apparently this barista has really caused some tension within the office.
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6/29/2019 10:54am
Light a paperbag of dogshit on the doorstep at 4:59:35 and walk away.
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SEE ARE125 wrote:
:laugh: Bang on the door, go in and drop your morning deuce in the restroom then leave without flushing or buying a thing. :woohoo: Total dick...
Laughing Bang on the door, go in and drop your morning deuce in the restroom then leave without flushing or buying a thing. Woohoo

Total dick move, but apparently this barista has really caused some tension within the office.
I say just show up 1 min early and fucking kick the door and hit it like a child when they open it just walk away and say “ have a blessed day”
Works like a charm- from experience
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6/29/2019 12:45pm
You know she spits in your coffee dont you?
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6/29/2019 12:47pm Edited Date/Time 6/29/2019 4:22pm
Has anyone thought maybe she just hasn't had her cup of morning coffee yet?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha Laughing


Oh come on now !!
A thumbs down ?
That's hilarious shit right there !! ^^^
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😂😂😂😂there is some real gold on Vital
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6/29/2019 5:01pm
So, beat on the door, wait until she comes to open it, ask if she needs to be bent over, then haul ass ? Got it.
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6/29/2019 7:33pm
Show up at 4:57, stand in front of the door like a zombie just staring in there really creepy like. Then, when she opens the door, just walk away without saying a word. Do that for a week or two. Then see what she complains about.
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6/29/2019 7:48pm Edited Date/Time 6/29/2019 7:49pm
Risky...he might make a play for home plate, only to find there’s a man on first...
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omalley wrote:
Risky...he might make a play for home plate, only to find there’s a man on first...
Been known to happen Laughing
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6/29/2019 9:36pm
Stop buying shit coffee from assholes, its really that simple. Go to Dunkin they have better coffee anyways.
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she got up and slapped Johnny's face.

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