So Many Questions

There's no way that's real but one thing for sure. That cow ain't going to be able to testify in court now.

Sounds like a love sick cow was disappointed the guy left and went after him. They say pussy does strange things to a mans mind. Apparently dick, albeit a small one, affects cows even moreso.

You mean moo so.

Lol. I do. There's an old saying where I come from, spoken only in hushed tones, in the secluded corners of darkened drinking establishments. "A cunt's a cunt, even on a cow, it's just too fer to walk around and kiss 'er".

Fake? The jello part seems too far over the top.

Bob Wilson can't be a real news reporter.

He doesn't know where to hold the mic.
He talks like RC when he uses SEEN wrong.
Who is Reed Fortan?

The field reporter gives it away.
Evidently you can make it up.

You're a farm boy. You'll remember this sound, "squeallllllllll!!".

holy cow that's big news around this way lately

Ive woken up next to a few cows before ,but if i don't remember it then it didn't happen !