Racer 92

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Edited Date/Time 4/19/2014 12:03pm
I want my own call out thread from Racer, but I never get one. I don't have any horses. My garden is drowned. The tracks are all closed because it has rained two-feet over the past three days. My wife got hit in her mini-van the other day by four guys that ran a "Yield" sign and didn't habla English. Plus, after getting out and looking at the van, they hopped back in their turquoise blue/primer gray Astro van and boogied. Fortunately, my super-wife got their license plate. Did you guess no driver license and no insurance? You guessed good!
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Harry Backmon 4/19/2014 11:25am
4/19/2014 11:25am
Hi there newmann. Thanks for checking in. I always wanted my own thread that means nothing. Did I ever tell you how much I loved the Newman character on Seinfeld?
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500guy 4/19/2014 11:49am
4/19/2014 11:49am
So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."

The Dude: Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash, man.
Harry Backmon 4/19/2014 12:03pm
4/19/2014 12:03pm
500guy wrote:
So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I...
So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."

The Dude: Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash, man.
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