REAL men

don't mercy flush, no matter how tough the going gets. Even if the paint is coming off the walls, that's not what a man does. You made it, you deal with it. Show of hands here, people. How many are brave to endure the agony, and have NEVER committed the deadly sin and can pass through the hallowed portal (no pun intended) into the Hall of Fame? Double bonus points if the beads of sweat started to roll down your forehead, and you charged into the bathroom like a bull elephant, just as the wife was applying makeup and could NOT leave the room. Automatically advance to the next round if you have a second bathroom and STILL went into the one she was in.