No more bikinis

I have to admit that I have not watched more that 2 or 3 beauty pageants over the last 30 years so I really don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Whenever I have, it wasn't for very long. As soon as the swimsuit segment was over I was pretty much gone. I especially avoided the embarrassing "world peace" Q and A segment. I got more enjoyment out of the Westminster dog show until I found out how cruel some of these breeders were. My fondest memories of pageants were when I was a 9 or 10 year old kid. My mom had to watch the thing until the swimsuit segment. Then all she watched was my dad.