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1/27/2012 11:54am
Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?
Danny Noonan: No.
Ty Webb: Take one good guess.
Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?
Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.
Danny Noonan: No.
Ty Webb: Take one good guess.
Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?
Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.
Slim Pickens: (reading the contents of the B-52 crew survival pack) "One 45 caliber automatic, 100 rounds ammunition, four bars of chocolate, 4 pair of silk stockings, 2 packs of ciggarettes, 500 dollars American, 500 dollars worth of rubles, 500 dollars worth of gold, one miniture combination bible/Russian phrase book......Hell, an old boy could have a pretty good weekend in Paris with all that."
John Wayne: "Life is tough...but it's tougher if yer stupid."
Outlaw/Gang recruiting scene from Blazing Saddles: "What's yer crimes"...."Rape, arson, murder and rape"...."You said Rape twice"...."I know, I like rape".
The Shop
Jake Blues: Hit it.
great memories for sure
Pit Row
https://youtu.be/5Za2k5wA3sk
https://youtu.be/PSEYXWmEse8
~edit~ Just finished watching this whole vid, Its fucking awesome...still laughing. Well worth the whole 10 min.
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