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sumdood
7/13/2021 12:15pm
7/13/2021 12:15pm
I dated a girl that worked in a muffler shop, she was exhausting...
I dated a girl that worked for an elevator company, lots of ups and downs and wound up getting the shaft
I dated girl gardener, she was kind of a hoe, I didn't dig it
I dated a girl motocross racer, she was dirtier than I expected
I dated a hairdresser, she liked to tease too much
I dated a cashier once, she was always checking out....
I dated a girl that worked for an elevator company, lots of ups and downs and wound up getting the shaft
I dated girl gardener, she was kind of a hoe, I didn't dig it
I dated a girl motocross racer, she was dirtier than I expected
I dated a hairdresser, she liked to tease too much
I dated a cashier once, she was always checking out....
I dated a girl that sold vacuums, she sucked.
I dated a girl that worked at a septic company, she was a shitty girlfriend.
I dated a girl that worked at the highway department, she was always steamrolling me.
I dated a girl that was a pilot, but she was always higher than a kite.
The Shop
Dated a girl that worked at USPS, woke up one morning and I couldn’t find my package.
Dated a girl that trimmed trees, but she decided to throw all her stuff in the trunk and leave me. I should have saw it coming.
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Dated a girl that was a boat captain, she was really stern.
I once dated a girl with one leg longer than the other. Her name was Eileen.
I once dated a dentist, she had the whitest teeth I ever came across!
I dated a girl that had a pet crow. That thing was noisy as hell and never shut up, but the crow was cool.
(TRUTH: I actually dated a girl with a pet crow, and ended up marrying her. The crow was for real noisy as hell)
I once dated a girl in a wheel chair. She broke up with me cause she said I was always pushing her around. I responded "Well why dont you stand up for yourself".
I once dated a waitress. It didnt work out cause all she wanted was the tip!
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