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7/13/2021 12:15 PM

I dated a girl that worked in a muffler shop, she was exhausting...

I dated a girl that worked for an elevator company, lots of ups and downs and wound up getting the shaft

I dated girl gardener, she was kind of a hoe, I didn't dig it

I dated a girl motocross racer, she was dirtier than I expected

I dated a hairdresser, she liked to tease too much

I dated a cashier once, she was always checking out....





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7/13/2021 12:19 PM
Edited Date/Time: 7/13/2021 12:29 PM

I dated a girl that worked at a tire shop, but she only did rim jobs.

I dated a girl that sold vacuums, she sucked.

I dated a girl that worked at a septic company, she was a shitty girlfriend.

I dated a girl that worked at the highway department, she was always steamrolling me.

I dated a girl that was a pilot, but she was always higher than a kite.

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7/13/2021 4:03 PM

I dated a girl that worked at Disneyland, she was fucking goofy

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7/13/2021 5:25 PM

I dated a girl that drove a dump truck, she was happy to take my load.

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7/13/2021 5:31 PM

side-pipe wrote:

I dated a girl that drove a dump truck, she was happy to take my load.

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7/13/2021 5:33 PM

Dated a girl that worked at IHOP, pretty sure she stole my pogo stick.

Dated a girl that worked at USPS, woke up one morning and I couldn’t find my package.

Dated a girl that trimmed trees, but she decided to throw all her stuff in the trunk and leave me. I should have saw it coming.

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7/13/2021 6:03 PM
Edited Date/Time: 7/13/2021 6:04 PM

I dated a girl that was a boxer, she was into fisting
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7/14/2021 9:21 AM

I dated a girl that was into Micky Mouse outfits, she a frequent poster on Vital MX.

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[Moto Creed-O: Take the High-Road.....Kick His Ass and Fuck His Chick

7/14/2021 10:16 AM

Met this lady that was a computer geek, asked her if she was ready to go to the movies, she said in a bit.

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7/14/2021 10:26 AM

I dated a girl that was a bird watcher. She informed me that the bird of love is a dove, but little known fact, the bird of TRUE love is a swallow.

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7/14/2021 1:25 PM

I dated a farmer’s daughter, her jokes were really corny. (Like this one.)

Dated a girl that was a boat captain, she was really stern.

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7/14/2021 2:18 PM

My friend once dated a stripper. Man could she take paint off a wall!

I once dated a girl with one leg longer than the other. Her name was Eileen.

I once dated a dentist, she had the whitest teeth I ever came across!

I dated a girl that had a pet crow. That thing was noisy as hell and never shut up, but the crow was cool.
(TRUTH: I actually dated a girl with a pet crow, and ended up marrying her. The crow was for real noisy as hell)

I once dated a girl in a wheel chair. She broke up with me cause she said I was always pushing her around. I responded "Well why dont you stand up for yourself".

I once dated a waitress. It didnt work out cause all she wanted was the tip!

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7/17/2021 5:52 AM
Edited Date/Time: 7/17/2021 5:52 AM

I once dated a girl who was a sparky, it was truly shocking.

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7/17/2021 6:01 AM

Dated a girl with no legs once ... jeez talk about a push over ..

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