Is anyone out there? (humor)

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4/2/2020 6:23am
Seen before but still gets me smiling ...

Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to  find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!  🍷🥃🍸🍹🍻👍
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Got my COVID-19 check deposited today!
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4/4/2020 9:39am Edited Date/Time 4/4/2020 9:54am
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