I’m glad that I didn’t bring my usual concert gear to the Foo Fighters show tonight.....

https://komonews.com/news/entertainment/bizarre-list-of-banned-items-re…

SEATTLE - Foo Fighters fans won't be able to bring leg warmers, mixed tapes not in CD format or any unflattering photos of Ryan Seacrest, among other items on an "Everlong" list of banned items to Saturday's concert at Safeco Field.


The list of bizarre banned items also includes: homemade nut milks, pirated VHS tapes of Land of the Lost, the series and Creem magazines that do not mention Ted Nugent.

The Foo Fighters have been known to joke around, but if you're hoping to avoid "looking for a complication" at security, better leave your derogatory press clippings of Shania Twain and beige or mustard colored macramé wall hangings at home.

COMPLETE LIST:

Professional audio or video recording devices - (including cameras, video or audio recorders and iPad's)
Unflattering photos of Ryan Seacrest
Weapons
Coolers
Glass
Mixtapes not in CD format
Selfie sticks
Cans
Pirated VHS tapes of Land of the Lost, the series
Plastic Bottles
Creem magazines that do not mention Ted Nugent
Fireworks
Any mention of Friendster OR Webster (staring Emmanuel Lewis)
Alcoholic beverages
Beige or mustard colored macramé wall hangings
Large chains or spiked bracelets
Leg warmers
Wallet Chains
Free radicals (including antioxidants or Hong Kong Phooey (as voiced by Scatman Crothers)
Backpacks
Derogatory press clippings of Shania Twain
Waist Packs
Any pencil that isn't number two (2) pencil
Food
Homemade nut milks
Scythes
Laser pens