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There are about 3 or 4 of us in the office that tend to play practical jokes on each other. I'm having a hard time coming up with more ideas.
So far I've taken the 5 wheels off their chairs and hid 4 of them in the office then at the end of the day I sent the 5th wheel via interoffice mail. Put tape over the mic of the phone so people couldn't hear them talk. Someone keeps leaving an empty box on my desk to insinuate I should "pack up". Someone moved a large paper shred box into one of the other guy's office so everyone was walking in there all day to throw paper away.
My last idea that I'm going to do is, one of the guys offices backs up to a window with a 2' ledge outside of it and we're on the 3rd floor of the building. Well he leaves his car keys on his desk all the time and I can get to the end of that ledge through the parking garage. I'm going to tie a fishing line onto his keys (to eventually retrieve the keys) and throw the keys out on the ledge and make him panic about having to walk out there to get them. I also want to figure out how to rig an air horn up to one of their desks so when they pull their chair out, it blasts off and scares the crap out of them.
So what are some of the pranks you guys pull at your work place?
So far I've taken the 5 wheels off their chairs and hid 4 of them in the office then at the end of the day I sent the 5th wheel via interoffice mail. Put tape over the mic of the phone so people couldn't hear them talk. Someone keeps leaving an empty box on my desk to insinuate I should "pack up". Someone moved a large paper shred box into one of the other guy's office so everyone was walking in there all day to throw paper away.
My last idea that I'm going to do is, one of the guys offices backs up to a window with a 2' ledge outside of it and we're on the 3rd floor of the building. Well he leaves his car keys on his desk all the time and I can get to the end of that ledge through the parking garage. I'm going to tie a fishing line onto his keys (to eventually retrieve the keys) and throw the keys out on the ledge and make him panic about having to walk out there to get them. I also want to figure out how to rig an air horn up to one of their desks so when they pull their chair out, it blasts off and scares the crap out of them.
So what are some of the pranks you guys pull at your work place?
They would have to walk about 20 feet to the picnic table on their way out, and without breaking stride, grab their lunchboxes as they went by.
A bunch of us young punks nailed the lunchboxes down to the table. You can just imagine it as one after the other collided with each other trying to do their grab and go.
It was freaking hilarious!
The Shop
Also, swap keyboard letters M and N. They just pop off and back on. You will be amazed how that screws up even a seasoned typist.
If their FB account is auto logon, get on there and type status "I'm so in the mood to masturbate this afternoon". sit back and watch the fireworks...well....that is probaly pushing the limits right there, I wouldn't do that since he might have parents/kids as friends. scratch that last idea.
You can change it on Windows by going into the Language/Keyboard controls through Control Panel. They'll be so confused why the keys are re-mapped.
Pit Row
i even would go in the janitors closet and grab the "keep out" sign to sit in front of the door.
i was in a 5 story building with two set of bathrooms per floor, i would just play musical bathrooms everyday. Ran it for two years and never got caught!
Yep, would bring my can of lysol in every time to clean up the place... just like at home! hahaaah
I made a real simple script that would type 3 f's 'fff' when you only wanted one 'f', and loaded it on a co-workers computer. He wrote a lot of reports, so watching him struggle with the extra f's was hilarious until he started pounding on the computer like that guy in the youtube video.
One of my favorites was from many years ago working at a paper mill as a young man. Near the paper machines in the summer it is usually around 110f. The lunch room was like a 20x15ft box with windows on 3 sides and a big air conditioner on the roof. Everyone always had a box of corn starch handy to dump in your underwear to keep from getting chaffed. The prank was to turn the air conditioner off well before coffee or lunch time, then go up on top and dump a entire box of corn starch in the air conditioner intake. The on/off switch was on the opposite side of the room from the door so the next guy that walked in would immediately notice the air conditioning was off so he'd march over and flip the switch. the guys that knew what was going on would all be watching as the entire room turned white. The guy would come charging out of the room and the only part of him that wasn't pure white was his eyes and mouth. Fooking hilarious!
Then get on your own account and leave a comment that says "Herpes is forever, bro!"
Put a tiny dab on car door handles, drawer handles, phone hand sets, anything they'll touch. The shit takes for ever to dry, and will be all over by the time they realize it.
A blue job under a drawer handle will easily last 2 days. A small ammount is all that's needed. One drop will be everywhere.
It is soo bad he only sprayed it on 2 different occasions as we couldnt stand it either, it hangs around for ages too.
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