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Them sumbitches hate gophers.
Parents we’re having the same problem. Snatched 8 them and we stopped seeing mounds.
We have a unique problem. Our garden is 2 feet wide and 100 feet long in between asphalt parking lots. This little prick goes back under the asphalt and we cant get to him. This morning he yanked down a 1 foot pepper plant. Gone. He was popping up and eating the corn sprouts. He would eat them all down to the ground like he was mowing his fucking lawn.
It would probably screw the earthworms up though.
You'll see the fresh dirt and using a small hand shovel,
Remove just enough dirt that you can get the trap about 12 inches in the hole. Be sure to tie wire or something to the trap that you can anchor it outside the hole. Partially cover the hole leaving some open. Little bastard will feel the draft and eventually (usually within the hour) come back to reseal the opening and you got yourself a gopher.
Thank me later
TM
He's wise to the traps now. Gotta be something different. My partner in this garden is a seasoned gopher killer and he is stumped.
TM
Pit Row
On the gopher that is.
Just need a gallon milk jug full of water.
Open the Gopher hole up, pour a generous helping of chlorine (HTH) in the hole and then pour a tot of brake fluid onto the chlorine. Then cover again. The chemical reaction between the two components with send a lethal dose of smoke throughout the tunnel system.
The Gopher will hit the eject button quickly, so be ready to bag the bastard as he breaks surface.
These little guys can go half a mile and have a pretty good network of underground freeways. That might work in a little yard where they are contained, but out in the open, not so much. Also, after, it seems to help burying the dead gopher in the hole. I think the next round of gophers that move in the network don't like the smell of death and stay away.
TM
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