Fun diversion - what's your pornstar name?

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4/29/2020 11:53 AM

Here are the rules:
Your pornstar first name is either your actual middle name or the name of your first pet.
Your pornstar last name is either the street you grew up on or the street you live on now.

I've been very lucky with the alignment of the stars, apparently, because I have two. I used to be Dick Cedar, but now that I'm older I'm Max Silverwood. w00t laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Who's got a good one?

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Braaapin' aint easy.

4/29/2020 12:25 PM

Fred Law - Has potential
Robert Fortney - Boring!

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4/29/2020 12:30 PM

Slider Weiser. 🤙

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4/29/2020 12:36 PM

Shuzbut Crosby. Not sure that would get me a lot of work.

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4/29/2020 12:41 PM

Titan Pine. w00t

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4/29/2020 1:45 PM

Silver Slater

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4/29/2020 2:06 PM

Ted722 wrote:

Titan Pine. w00t

YES.

grin grin grin grin

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4/29/2020 2:07 PM

danman wrote:

Fred Law - Has potential
Robert Fortney - Boring!

Fred Law's first big feature could be called Layin' down the Law.

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4/29/2020 2:16 PM

Jet Springfield.

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Go for it! Don't let a little thing like fear, or common sense hold you back.

4/29/2020 2:24 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/29/2020 2:41 PM

Claude Laurier.

Joseph Lafleur.

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"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."

4/29/2020 2:40 PM

Ted722 wrote:

Titan Pine. w00t

Falcon wrote:

YES.

grin grin grin grin

the other combo could be funny if you play with the pronunciation:
Ray Minto

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4/29/2020 3:06 PM

Regal Archer

Read it and weep boys !

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4/29/2020 3:29 PM

Mike Dogwood

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4/29/2020 3:35 PM

Mickey Camino Acequia- not going to get me a promising porn career with that name

(First pet/first street name)

Scott Leiber- sounds more like an accountant than a porn star

(middle name/ current street)

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4/29/2020 4:03 PM

Sandy Summit

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4/29/2020 4:05 PM

Allen Eddy

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4/29/2020 5:30 PM

I'd dress up like robocop and rebrand myself as " Human tripod ".

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And there goes Jeffro. One of God's own prototypes. A super high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Pimpin' Ho's , Rollin' fatty's......drinkin' beers , beers , beers!! ~ Ja

4/29/2020 6:13 PM

Bear Dorchester. Hot damn it works

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Amateur helmet painter

4/29/2020 6:33 PM

Cornelius Campo

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4/29/2020 7:59 PM

Buster Russell

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4/29/2020 8:04 PM

Duke Skyline

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why am I reading this? ..... Oh christ, now I'm posting...... shiiiiiiiit!!

4/29/2020 8:08 PM

Bimbo Aspen.

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4/29/2020 9:05 PM

Patrick Winterwood.

This game sucks, my porn star is probably a virgin...

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4/29/2020 9:16 PM

Fritz Whistlewood

Crap, mine's a gay german pornstar...

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4/29/2020 10:42 PM

My first dogs name was black since he was all black. I was 5 at the time. Good thing I didn't go with the N word. I lived on Bolton street.

Black Bolt-on

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4/29/2020 10:47 PM

Fanny Mons

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4/30/2020 5:30 AM

Dasher jeep

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4/30/2020 5:47 AM

Byers Locke...

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if you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough

4/30/2020 7:59 AM

mxbrian15 wrote:

Fritz Whistlewood

Crap, mine's a gay german pornstar...

w00t Hahahahaha, haha, ha.
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Braaapin' aint easy.

4/30/2020 8:00 AM

KMC440 wrote:

Regal Archer

Read it and weep boys !

Pretty darn good.

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