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Edited Date/Time 4/2/2013 10:32pm
I got a ticket for speeding 5-6 years ago and I told that pig I didn't mean to speed, I just wasn't paying attention.

That fucker gave me a ticket anyway, I guess he had a quota to meet.
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lostboy819 3/28/2013 9:05pm
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88sdad wrote:
I got a ticket for speeding 5-6 years ago and I told that pig I didn't mean to speed, I just wasn't paying attention. That fucker...
I got a ticket for speeding 5-6 years ago and I told that pig I didn't mean to speed, I just wasn't paying attention.

That fucker gave me a ticket anyway, I guess he had a quota to meet.
No quota, he can write as many as he wants.Pinch
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captmoto 3/28/2013 9:22pm
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88sdad wrote:
I got a ticket for speeding 5-6 years ago and I told that pig I didn't mean to speed, I just wasn't paying attention. That fucker...
I got a ticket for speeding 5-6 years ago and I told that pig I didn't mean to speed, I just wasn't paying attention.

That fucker gave me a ticket anyway, I guess he had a quota to meet.
Well, I can't believe he didn't apologize and let you go on your way.
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88sdad 3/28/2013 10:07pm
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Maybe I wasn't speeding, I'm not sure because I wasn't paying attention.

Now that I'm hearing how fucked the policey enforcer's are, I'm thinking I might have been set up ?

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Crash82 3/29/2013 3:38am
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LOL! Last week I got a ticket at a 4 way stop for going out of turn, but. the other two cars were sitting there texting! I asked the cop what they did t get tickets he said it was impossible to prove! Damn ticket cost me 175 bucks. Angry what was I supposed to do wait for the to get off the phone?
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MR. X 3/29/2013 4:41am
3/29/2013 4:41am Edited Date/Time 3/29/2013 1:53pm
Almost as good as when a cop pulls you over to check the tint on windows that aren't even tinted.
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racin mason 3/29/2013 6:22am
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How the hell do you get a speeding ticket in a volkswagon van?Must of been going down hill
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I got stopped for speeding in a construction zone the other day by a Texas state trooper. He liked my old truck, shot the shit for a few minutes, ran my license and sent me on my way with a warning.
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Crash82 3/29/2013 6:39am
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racin mason wrote:
How the hell do you get a speeding ticket in a volkswagon van?Must of been going down hill
My VW bus would hit 68 mph!
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88sdad 3/29/2013 7:01am
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racin mason wrote:
How the hell do you get a speeding ticket in a volkswagon van?Must of been going down hill
I'm thinking maybe I was profiled
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Crash82 wrote:
LOL! Last week I got a ticket at a 4 way stop for going out of turn, but. the other two cars were sitting there texting...
LOL! Last week I got a ticket at a 4 way stop for going out of turn, but. the other two cars were sitting there texting! I asked the cop what they did t get tickets he said it was impossible to prove! Damn ticket cost me 175 bucks. Angry what was I supposed to do wait for the to get off the phone?
That may have got me on the news. I just may have gone fucking crazy on a cop in that situation.
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reded 3/29/2013 8:20am
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Crash82 wrote:
LOL! Last week I got a ticket at a 4 way stop for going out of turn, but. the other two cars were sitting there texting...
LOL! Last week I got a ticket at a 4 way stop for going out of turn, but. the other two cars were sitting there texting! I asked the cop what they did t get tickets he said it was impossible to prove! Damn ticket cost me 175 bucks. Angry what was I supposed to do wait for the to get off the phone?
This will make your head spin....what if they were texting each other, about you.
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Crash82 3/29/2013 8:25am
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LMAO! Phones and driving are my pet peeve, I'm going to court on this one, i will lose but WTH.
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88sdad 3/29/2013 8:38am
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I got stopped by the policey enforcer a few months ago and he said I smelled like pot and asked if my date was a hooker.

Good thing he gave me a wink and sent on my way or I would of sued Washoe county because my date was insulted.
She just happens to like dirty old men twice her age.
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Bytor 3/29/2013 8:51am
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88sdad wrote:
I got stopped by the policey enforcer a few months ago and he said I smelled like pot and asked if my date was a hooker...
I got stopped by the policey enforcer a few months ago and he said I smelled like pot and asked if my date was a hooker.

Good thing he gave me a wink and sent on my way or I would of sued Washoe county because my date was insulted.
She just happens to like dirty old men twice her age.
Reno 911.
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88sdad 3/29/2013 9:27am
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88sdad wrote:
I got stopped by the policey enforcer a few months ago and he said I smelled like pot and asked if my date was a hooker...
I got stopped by the policey enforcer a few months ago and he said I smelled like pot and asked if my date was a hooker.

Good thing he gave me a wink and sent on my way or I would of sued Washoe county because my date was insulted.
She just happens to like dirty old men twice her age.
Bytor wrote:
Reno 911.
Don't you have pigs to feed or plants to tend to?

We don't have palm trees in Reno, and when I dial 911 the ex answers.
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Crash82 3/29/2013 9:30am
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88sdad wrote:
I got stopped by the policey enforcer a few months ago and he said I smelled like pot and asked if my date was a hooker...
I got stopped by the policey enforcer a few months ago and he said I smelled like pot and asked if my date was a hooker.

Good thing he gave me a wink and sent on my way or I would of sued Washoe county because my date was insulted.
She just happens to like dirty old men twice her age.
LOLOLOLOL!

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Mr. G 3/29/2013 10:36am
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Way way back when I was 19, I was in Palm Springs doing construction work. One night I was drunk and got stopped because I was going the wrong way down the Strip. Had an open container, failed all the tests and had a DUI one month earlier! The cop drove me back to my motel and gave me a ticket for driving the wrong way. The next day I decided that I was the luckiest person on the planet and never drove again with even one sip, to this day.
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A retired, single guy decides one day to spend some of his savings on a fast car. He buys a Vette, which is something he wanted when he was married, but his ex wife never let him get one. So, the first day he has the car, he's putting some excess foot in it. A cop sees him, then starts to chase him. The old guy thinks he'll put a little more foot in it and see if he can put some distance on the cop. He does, but after a few minutes he figures he's been fucking around enough and decides to stop. The cop comes running up to his door, gun drawn, yelling at him, asking him why he didn't pull over. The old guy replies, "Well, about 20 years ago a cop ran off with my wife, and I thought you were trying to give her back!"
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jtomasik 3/29/2013 11:02am
3/29/2013 11:02am Edited Date/Time 3/29/2013 11:02am
Man, have I got a cop story for you guys. I was driving in this morning. I was kinda tired, so I set my cruise control within 5mph over the speed limit. A cop, traveling the opposite direction, went by me and kept going.

Crazy, huh?
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Mr. G 3/29/2013 11:41am
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You made that up.
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Choppy 3/29/2013 11:52am
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One time my kid jay-walked right in front of a cop. He lied to me because he didn't want to pay the ticket. Another time my dad got his car searched because he drove without his license, and decided to give his medical marijuana card to the cop as an ID. It was clearly the cops fault.

No that was another member here that hates cops....

Wait, wait, they've never given me a ticket for something I haven't done wrong, but I'm sure it's all the cops fault.
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88sdad 3/29/2013 11:54am
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I bet they were Mexican and muling some drugs.

You should find new friends, sounds like you hang out with a bunch of losers!
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jtomasik 3/29/2013 12:01pm
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Mr. G wrote:
You made that up.
I know it's hard to believe. I'm still shocked.


I'm not a fan of the cops, and I find many of them underhanded, deceiving, and disrespectful. But, if they beat up OF, I'd have to laugh.
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88sdad 3/29/2013 12:06pm
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Choppy wrote:
One time my kid jay-walked right in front of a cop. He lied to me because he didn't want to pay the ticket. Another time my...
One time my kid jay-walked right in front of a cop. He lied to me because he didn't want to pay the ticket. Another time my dad got his car searched because he drove without his license, and decided to give his medical marijuana card to the cop as an ID. It was clearly the cops fault.

No that was another member here that hates cops....

Wait, wait, they've never given me a ticket for something I haven't done wrong, but I'm sure it's all the cops fault.
You slay a bunch of ducks this winter?
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4stroke4DWIN 3/29/2013 12:24pm
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One time at band camp.........LaughingWhistling


Really though, I got in some big time trouble when I was 21, (was facing a pretty good stretch in the joint) anyways both my neighbors were law inforcement (Sheriff and Constable) they took time out of there day and came to the court to vouch for my sorry ass. Because of that, and a few other factors I did a nickle piece instead of a quarter. Not all cops are assholes, some good some bad.
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MR. X 3/29/2013 1:55pm
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Because of that, and a few other factors I did a nickle piece instead of a quarter

Translation ?Huh
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RonSkj 3/29/2013 2:00pm
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MR. X wrote:
Because of that, and a few other factors I did a nickle piece instead of a quarter

Translation ?Huh
He saved 15 cents!

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