Flat-Earther to launch homemade rocket

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11/25/2017 12:18 PM

Some y'all thought I was crazy...this guy has balls of steel.
Says he's gonna launch his homemade rocket to prove the Earth is flat:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/24/a-flat-earthers-plan-to-launch-himself-in-a-homemade-rocket-just-hit-a-speed-bump/?utm_term=.5b88d837ef94

Here's a test video. That's some air!

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11/25/2017 12:21 PM

Saw that...made me laugh at his comments

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11/25/2017 1:31 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/25/2017 1:32 PM

He pulled the plug on today's effort. Guess it wasn't a good day to die. There's always tomorrow.

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11/25/2017 1:46 PM

For a split second I though it said Mad Mike Jones.

People shoot off man made rockets 120,000 feet in the air in Nevada. Maybe he should go there and strap himself on like Wile E. Coyote.

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11/25/2017 2:13 PM

I'm positive a camera would achieve the same thing as launching yourself up there , those flat earth people are fucked up.

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11/25/2017 2:55 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/25/2017 2:57 PM

MR. X wrote:

I'm positive a camera would achieve the same thing as launching yourself up there , those flat earth people are fucked up.

GoPro in 4K. Why does a human gotta be attached to orbital rockets in 2017?!?!?

“Watch he got that bad shoulder”

Lmfao....maybe suggest to watch his shoulder before he launches ?!?!?

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11/25/2017 2:58 PM

Why wouldn't he just buy a plane ticket and go 35000 feet up for 500 dollars? When I read about this the other day, I laughed really hard. 1800 feet is all it takes apparently

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11/25/2017 3:39 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/25/2017 3:54 PM

rhargrave431 wrote:

Why wouldn't he just buy a plane ticket and go 35000 feet up for 500 dollars? When I read about this the other day, I laughed really hard. 1800 feet is all it takes apparently

Or a hot air balloon.

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11/25/2017 4:01 PM

I was LMFAO at this one. What a dumb MF.

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11/25/2017 4:18 PM

kongols wrote:

I was LMFAO at this one. What a dumb MF.

Aren't all flat earthers dumb MFer's?

And yeah, that was dumb.

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11/25/2017 4:26 PM

MR. X wrote:

I'm positive a camera would achieve the same thing as launching yourself up there , those flat earth people are fucked up.

Or you could just go up in an airplane. grin grin These people are truly wacky.
Turns out the Flat Earth Society got him funded, so he's just using them to get his sponsorship by the appearance of it.

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11/25/2017 4:35 PM

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Been there done that 43yrs ago. He's a stuntman thats been trying to get someone to pay attention. Nobody cares. So he got the flat earth guys to fund it.
It was pretty awsome when knievel did it though.

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11/25/2017 6:09 PM

A spirit level. LOL. About right for a bearded cookie cutter sheep.

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11/25/2017 6:54 PM

I was wondering why he had Arai logos then I realized Sammy Tanner is helping this dude laughing laughing laughing Sammy always did have his tin foil hat on tight...

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11/25/2017 11:31 PM

ML512 wrote:

I was wondering why he had Arai logos then I realized Sammy Tanner is helping this dude laughing laughing laughing Sammy always did have his tin foil hat on tight...

Arai is now off my list of "would purchase" products haha

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11/26/2017 12:57 AM

ML512 wrote:

I was wondering why he had Arai logos then I realized Sammy Tanner is helping this dude laughing laughing laughing Sammy always did have his tin foil hat on tight...

There is a moto connection. See- it all ties in, Bro.

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11/26/2017 2:39 AM

I'm pretty open minded about a lot of things but this... flat earth damn laughing

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11/26/2017 4:49 AM

How do these clowns explain satellites? Hovering in situ?

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11/26/2017 10:59 AM

I never believed in flat earth till I moved to Illinois. This shit is real!!! w00t

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11/26/2017 11:29 AM

You should see Kansas blink shocked holy shit!!!

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11/26/2017 12:22 PM

Flat Earth? wassat That's crazy how would they explain Hollow Earth if that were true?

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11/27/2017 8:54 AM

Hut wrote:

Flat Earth? wassat That's crazy how would they explain Hollow Earth if that were true?

No, it's the moon that's hollow. That's where we lived before we came here. Try and keep up, bro.

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11/27/2017 10:19 AM
Edited Date/Time: 11/27/2017 10:21 AM

rhargrave431 wrote:

Why wouldn't he just buy a plane ticket and go 35000 feet up for 500 dollars? When I read about this the other day, I laughed really hard. 1800 feet is all it takes apparently

This is exactly what i thought... the guy obviously has a few screws loose.


Flat Earth has to be one of THE WORST conspiracy ideas ever.

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11/27/2017 5:46 PM

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So when you get to the edge of the earth.......are the oceans...

(a) contained by a wall like a big swimming pool.

or is it (b) like a big water fall dropping water into space

or (c) don't ask, you wouldn't understand. It's rocket science.
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11/27/2017 6:05 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/27/2017 6:08 PM

Earth is a sphere. Spheres don’t have edges (or faces or vertices).

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11/27/2017 6:30 PM

kzizok wrote:

Earth is a sphere. Spheres don’t have edges (or faces or vertices).

I have no need for your round Earth mumbo jumbo..... laughing



Just trying to understand what a member of the Flat Earth Society thinks when they look at their own logo (picture above)

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11/27/2017 6:40 PM

^^^^Ah, got it. I misinterpreted what you saidlaughing

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Copius pattern amounts of phrases like “Anyone have”..., “Anybody know?”.... and their variations.

Thoughts?
Any help is appreciated!
Thanks in advance!





11/28/2017 6:47 AM

Hut wrote:

Flat Earth? wassat That's crazy how would they explain Hollow Earth if that were true?

Shhhhh!


or should I say Sssssssssss?

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11/28/2017 3:53 PM

kongols wrote:

I was LMFAO at this one. What a dumb MF.



Holeeee fuckin' shit! I could lay down about 100 different insults towards this poor man , but really , what's the point?
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11/28/2017 4:39 PM

Dude has a million + views, makin' money I guess. Maybe he had the last laugh.

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