Exchange the word heart......

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Edited Date/Time 11/20/2019 10:02pm
..with dick.

I left my dick in San Fransisco.
The dick is a lonely hunter.
You are one dickless sonofabitch.
He's having emergency dick surgery.
You broke my dick.

Hey I'm bored.
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FLmxer
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11/17/2019 10:14pm
I got stabbed in the Dick.
Dickless bitch.
Cold dicked snake.
Wait is this the Inwood game
DICKERED!
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Deja New
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11/17/2019 11:51pm
Shot through the dick
And you're to blame
Darlin', you give love a bad name.....
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borg
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11/18/2019 6:32am
Dickless bitch. I love that one.

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11/18/2019 6:47am
She's gonna listen to her dick
It's gonna tell her what to do
TXDirt
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11/18/2019 7:41am
A dick to dick talk.

The dick wants what the dick wants.
SEE ARE125
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11/18/2019 9:19am
I think I’ll do this on the Valentine’s Day card I get my wife. Just mark out heart and write dick. Wonder how that’ll go? Laughing
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-MAVERICK-
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11/18/2019 9:35am Edited Date/Time 11/18/2019 9:42am
The only word I changed was heart for dick. Turns the song into a really gay song. Laughing



Roxette: Listen to Your Dick

I know there's something in the wake of your smile
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea
You've built a love but that love falls apart
Your little piece of heaven turns too dark

Listen to your dick when he's calling for you
Listen to your dick there's nothing else you can do

I don't know where you're going and I don't know why,
But listen to your dick before you tell him goodbye
Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile
The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea
They're swept away and nothing is what is seems,
The feeling of belonging to your dreams

Listen to your dick when he's calling for you
Listen to your dick there's nothing else you can do

I don't know where you're going and I don't know why,
But listen to your dick before you tell him goodbye
And there are voices that want to be heard
So much to mention but you can't find the words
The sense of magic, the beauty that's been
When love was wilder than the wind

Listen to your dick when he's calling for you
Listen to your dick there's nothing else you can do

I don't know where you're going and I don't know why,
But listen to your dick before you tell him goodbye

Listen to your dick when he's calling for you
Listen to your dick there's nothing else you can do

I don't know where you're going and I don't know why,
But listen to your dick before you tell him goodbye
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11/18/2019 9:39am Edited Date/Time 11/18/2019 9:40am


Rush: Closer to the Dick

And the men who hold high places
Must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality
Closer to the Dick
Closer to the Dick

The Blacksmith and the Artist
Reflect it in their art
They forge their creativity
Closer to the Dick
Yea, Closer to the Dick

Philosophers and Plowmen
Each must know his part
To sow a new mentality
Closer to the Dick
Closer to the Dick
Yeah ah

You can be the Captain
And I will draw the chart
Sailing into destiny
Closer to the Dick
Closer to the Dick
Well, Closer to the Dick
Yeah, Closer to the Dick
Closer to the Dick
I said, Closer to the Dick
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ProKawi24
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11/18/2019 1:01pm
Exactly what I needed to read on a shitty Monday lol.
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borg
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11/18/2019 2:00pm
You can google songs with heart in the title. Some are pretty good.

Achy Breaky dick.
Harden My dick.
Stop Dragging My dick around.
Unchain My dick.
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-MAVERICK-
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11/18/2019 2:33pm
I came across the lyrics for U2 Into the Heart. Talk about creepy when you replace the word heart with dick. So wrong.

Other good one's:

Yes - Owner of a Lonely Dick
The Cranberries - Rupture
Ray Charles - This Old Dick (Is Gonna Rise Again)
The Black Crowes - My Dick's Killing Me
Blink 182 - Dick's All Gone
Siouxsie and the Banshees - Sin In My Dick
Ted722
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11/18/2019 3:25pm
Huey Lewis and the News:
They say the dick of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I've seen I believe 'em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the dick of rock and roll, dick of rock and roll is still beating
borg
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11/18/2019 3:43pm
-MAVERICK- wrote:
I came across the lyrics for U2 Into the Heart. Talk about creepy when you replace the word heart with dick. So wrong. Other good one's...
I came across the lyrics for U2 Into the Heart. Talk about creepy when you replace the word heart with dick. So wrong.

Other good one's:

Yes - Owner of a Lonely Dick
The Cranberries - Rupture
Ray Charles - This Old Dick (Is Gonna Rise Again)
The Black Crowes - My Dick's Killing Me
Blink 182 - Dick's All Gone
Siouxsie and the Banshees - Sin In My Dick
I'm glad you didn't post those U2 lyrics. "Two dicks beat as one" is bad enough.
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11/18/2019 3:47pm Edited Date/Time 11/18/2019 3:49pm
There's a number of motivational speeches using the word heart, like this one:
https://www.fearlessmotivation.com/2018/07/09/heart-motivational-speech…

Here's a few excerpts with the word swap:

How Big Is Your Dick?
Success in life, success in any area, really comes down to only one factor.... DICK.
When you're beaten down by life...will you have the DICK to get up....to FIGHT BACK...to go one more round?
How big is your dick?
They say it's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog. They say it's not the size of the man but the size of his DICK that counts.
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EZZA 95B
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Anyone got any suggestions for a good Dick Rate Monitor?
Any help is appreciated, thanks in advance.
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ProKawi24
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11/18/2019 5:02pm
Ted722 wrote:
There's a number of motivational speeches using the word heart, like this one: https://www.fearlessmotivation.com/2018/07/09/heart-motivational-speech-will-pump/ Here's a few excerpts with the word swap: How Big Is Your...
There's a number of motivational speeches using the word heart, like this one:
https://www.fearlessmotivation.com/2018/07/09/heart-motivational-speech…

Here's a few excerpts with the word swap:

How Big Is Your Dick?
Success in life, success in any area, really comes down to only one factor.... DICK.
When you're beaten down by life...will you have the DICK to get up....to FIGHT BACK...to go one more round?
How big is your dick?
They say it's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog. They say it's not the size of the man but the size of his DICK that counts.
hahaha to continue.....

They don't know me!
They don't know my DICK!
But they're about to get that surprise!
Inside of me lives the heart of a warrior!
A warrior who will stop at nothing to win!

Only you know your courage!

Only you know your DICK!

GET OUT THERE AND SHOW THE WORLD HOW BIG YOUR DICK IS!!!
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borg
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11/18/2019 6:44pm
Somehow I knew you guys would come through. Can laughing give you a dick attack? I was trying to think of some really original ones but my dick just wasn't in it.
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EZZA 95B
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11/18/2019 6:51pm Edited Date/Time 11/18/2019 6:53pm
ProKawi24 wrote:
hahaha to continue..... They don't know me! They don't know my DICK! But they're about to get that surprise! Inside of me lives the heart of...
hahaha to continue.....

They don't know me!
They don't know my DICK!
But they're about to get that surprise!
Inside of me lives the heart of a warrior!
A warrior who will stop at nothing to win!

Only you know your courage!

Only you know your DICK!

GET OUT THERE AND SHOW THE WORLD HOW BIG YOUR DICK IS!!!
Don't take this to dick but, it should be "Inside me lives the dick of a warrior"
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ProKawi24 wrote:
hahaha to continue..... They don't know me! They don't know my DICK! But they're about to get that surprise! Inside of me lives the heart of...
hahaha to continue.....

They don't know me!
They don't know my DICK!
But they're about to get that surprise!
Inside of me lives the heart of a warrior!
A warrior who will stop at nothing to win!

Only you know your courage!

Only you know your DICK!

GET OUT THERE AND SHOW THE WORLD HOW BIG YOUR DICK IS!!!
EZZA 95B wrote:
Don't take this to dick but, it should be "Inside me lives the dick of a warrior"
Come on EZZA, have a dick, he only missed one.
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TXDirt
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11/18/2019 6:54pm
I could start dreamin' but it never ends
As long as you're gone we may as well pretend
I've been dreamin'
Straight from the dick
You say it's easy but who's to say
That we'd be able to keep it this way
But it's easier
Coming straight from the dick
Give it to me straight from the dick
Tell me we can make another start
You know I'll never go
As long as I know
It's comin' straight from the dick
I see you on the street some other time
And all our words would just fall out of line
While we're dreamin'
Straight from the dick
Oh give it to me straight from the dick
Tell me we can make one more start
You know I'll never go
As long as I know
It's coming straight from the dick, oh
Don't ever leave my darling
Whoa oh straight from the dick
Tell me we can make one more start
You know I'll never go
As long as I know
Give it to me now
Straight from the dick
Tell me we can make one more start
You know I'll never go
As long as I know
It's coming straight from the dick
Give it to me, oh no, oh no
Straight from the dick
You know I'll never go
As long as I know
It's coming straight from the dick
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11/18/2019 6:58pm
borg wrote:
Come on EZZA, have a dick, he only missed one.
I hope he accepts my dickfelt apology.
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11/18/2019 6:59pm
Sometimes you gotta bleed to know
That you're alive and have a soul
But it takes someone to come around
To show you how
She's the tear in my dick
I'm alive
She's the tear in my dick
I'm on fire
She's the tear in my dick
Take me higher
Than I've ever been
The songs on the radio are okay
But my taste in music is your face
And it takes a song to come around
To show you how
She's the tear in my dick
I'm alive
She's the tear in my dick
I'm on fire
She's the tear in my dick
Take me higher
Than I've ever been
Than I've ever been
Than I've ever been
Than I've ever been
You fell asleep in my car I drove the whole time
But that's okay I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine
I'm driving here I sit
Cursing my government
For not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement
You fell asleep in my car I drove the whole time
But that's okay I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine
I'm driving here I sit
Cursing my government
For not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement
Sometimes you gotta bleed to know, oh, oh
That you're alive and have a soul, oh, oh
But it takes someone to come around
To show you how
She's the tear in my dick
I'm alive
She's the tear in my dick
I'm on fire
She's the tear in my dick
Take me higher
Than I've ever been
My dick is my armor
She's the tear in my dick
She's a carver
She's a butcher with a smile
Cut me farther
Than I've ever been
Than I've ever been
Than I've ever been
Than I've ever been
My dick is my armor
She's the tear in my dick
She's a carver
She's a butcher with a smile
Cut me farther
Than I've ever been
EZZA 95B
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11/18/2019 6:59pm Edited Date/Time 11/18/2019 6:59pm
I'm sorry ProKawi. I mean it from the bottom of my dick.
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