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Edited Date/Time
5/13/2022 7:05am
Jumpin on the 75 mph highway not even worried about covid
Probably has been ignoring his doc's warning on obesity, high cholesterol and blood pressure.
Takes the risk of no helmet or proper riding gear.
But goes full on panic, when the MSM tells him to be scared like the rest of the sheep in the flock.
But yeah, they're everywhere.
Oops, beat me to it....
The Shop
4 times a year at least.
Makes beer work faster too.
Now I treat it like a NASCAR pit stop and see how fast I can fill the bag.
As for me...I'm still in a mask for three reasons: 1. Since this all started and I masked...I haven't had a sniffle, cold, or flu which used to knock my dick in the dirt all the time. Laugh all you want...fact.
2. When people don't actually see my ugly mug...I get treated a whole lot better. I ain't joking...I can playfully flirt with the checkout gal without eye rolling or looking for security. She ain't sure...I might look like Kevin Costner.
3. I have to admit...there is a certain pleasure in triggering people that think it's ok to get up in MY business.
"What could go wrong...?" (It did! Bike locked up and BOOM! On the ground...ROAD RASH!)
Never again.
Pit Row
I've done a little gear jamming. Running double with my brother, out of the valley with a load of table grapes headed to Baltimore. Reefer kept shutting down...owner didn't want to pay for a fix. "Bring it back to the yard in OKC for my guys to fix. We headed up the hill and I jumped in the sleeper...been up for over 40 hours with some help from white crosses. 30 minutes later I woke up to silence except for tire whine. The speedo topped out at 100 and it was buried.
As I crawled into the drinker seat my bro asked why I wasn't sleeping. "If we're gonna die...I wanna be awake for it. We didn't crash but did blow 2 Bandag retreads that tore hell out of everything.
If you drive...you're gonna have stories.
The folks wearing masks look/act exactly like the folks you’d expect to still be wearing masks..
I thought it was 80.
Well the last time I was on it I was hauling 2 pair of cow and heifers, so I wasn't really able to take advantage of it.
I think the state maxes out at 80, but that's a privately owned road.
Like seriously , WTF?
Media programmed idiots.
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