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Did you ever think you would see a commercial on national TV that featured a Dancing Pile of Shit Emoji?
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You mean I've been sending that to my little nieces and nephews telling them how I can't wait to see them and buy them some chocolate ice cream and you're telling me it is NOT ice cream?? No wonder they always reply wondering if I'm angry.
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Harry Backmon wrote:
You mean I've been sending that to my little nieces and nephews telling them how I can't wait to see them and buy them some chocolate ice cream and you're telling me it is NOT ice cream?? No wonder they always reply wondering if I'm angry.
You can be the star when Hollywood makes that "Bad Uncle" movie.
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We have 2 yr old twins and it seems like all we do is talk about poop...
I am ok with it. Haha
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Harry Backmon wrote:
You mean I've been sending that to my little nieces and nephews telling them how I can't wait to see them and buy them some chocolate ice cream and you're telling me it is NOT ice cream?? No wonder they always reply wondering if I'm angry.
LOL I hope for your sake you're not serious.
Hey sweetie, uncle Harry can't wait to take you out for a big 'ol pile of shit. That's hilarious.
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Hahaha, a dude started calling me Airwick years ago as my name is Eric.
Hot chicks don't poop.
EDIT: Meant to quote MAV but my post is just gibberish anyway.
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All you got to do is flush the moment after you pinch the loaf. My mom taught me that when I was a kid. Of course then you have to flush again after the TP.
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They have those emojis on some billboards Connecticut
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OK I thought it was soft serve ice cream. I may have to work on a few apologies.
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FYI, toilets spew all kinds of garbage air out when the water is going in. I sure don't want those germs on my backside.
Finish up, close the lid, and then flush. Your health will thank you for it. Light a match if you want to clean the air. :-)
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Falcon wrote:
FYI, toilets spew all kinds of garbage air out when the water is going in. I sure don't want those germs on my backside.
Finish up, close the lid, and then flush. Your health will thank you for it. Light a match if you want to clean the air. :-)
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JRT812 wrote:
It’s called a courtesy flush
Falcon wrote:
FYI, toilets spew all kinds of garbage air out when the water is going in. I sure don't want those germs on my backside.
Finish up, close the lid, and then flush. Your health will thank you for it. Light a match if you want to clean the air. :-)
But if you close the lid then all the germs go to the lid and toilet seat which means the germs will get all over you a$$ when you sit down for your next visit.
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They’re (germs) are still spewing outta the gap between the toilet seat and lid. Maybe with more velocity since the lid is closed. I’d imagine a microscopic nuclear shockwave of poop particles blasting towards all 4 stall walls is probably what it looks like. Haha
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GeorgiePorgie wrote:
They’re (germs) are still spewing outta the gap between the toilet seat and lid. Maybe with more velocity since the lid is closed. I’d imagine a microscopic nuclear shockwave of poop particles blasting towards all 4 stall walls is probably what it looks like. Haha
I miss myth busters
It's still on just with a new cast. I haven't watched any of the new episodes and I'm not planning on it either.
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