DF's guide to hooking up online!

DirtyFilter75
Edited Date/Time 1/22/2012 3:38pm
Bullpen first thing you need to think is the shotgun approach! Put out as many feelers as possible and then weed out the trolls. Get yourself an email address that you can burn for spam. Use only free sites like Craigslist, OKCUPID, Plenty of Phish. I would stay away from Adult Friend Finder. The chicks on there scare me!

Then place several adds. Everything from Dominant Male seeks submissive female (this one does really well) to I am searching for the one. The pickier you sound in your ad. The hotter the girls will be that you meet. This should be enough to get you rolling!

Feel free to hit me with any questions. I can only be so specific in a public forum!Whistling
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DirtyFilter75 7/9/2010 1:21pm
7/9/2010 1:21pm
Once you develop skill you can really have fun with this! You can see how far they will go to please you. You can KICK them out when you are finished! Have them bring you stuff or even their friends!
TripleFive 7/9/2010 5:17pm
7/9/2010 5:17pm
Do you wait for them to cum to you or do you go out phishing?
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motogeezer 7/9/2010 5:40pm
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TripleFive wrote:
And do you put up a pic of yourself??
He just posts a picture of a bottle of viagra, with one line of text:



"I never call my doctor when I experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."



The chicks line up for blocks.

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Crash82 7/9/2010 6:20pm
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LOL, awesome thread.
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Blake 7/9/2010 8:31pm
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GF said you have no game if you have to pay for it.

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TripleFive wrote:
And do you put up a pic of yourself??
motogeezer wrote:
He just posts a picture of a bottle of viagra, with one line of text: "I never call my doctor when I experience an erection lasting...
He just posts a picture of a bottle of viagra, with one line of text:



"I never call my doctor when I experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."



The chicks line up for blocks.
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You have to bait a couple of hooks to catch fish! Went out with one last night and passed out twice from being dehydrated and not eating in the heat. She doesn't seem interested anymore but that's alright! I've got a date tomorrow night and another one during the week! Variety is the spice of life........
DirtyFilter75 7/10/2010 6:57am
7/10/2010 6:57am
TripleFive wrote:
And do you put up a pic of yourself??
No! I do attach pics so that they will open the ad but no personal pics. Send those once the emailing begins.
DirtyFilter75 7/10/2010 6:58am
7/10/2010 6:58am
TripleFive wrote:
Do you wait for them to cum to you or do you go out phishing?
I always make them come to me. If they don't have a car or there is some extenuating circumstance I will make a rare exception.
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nc97 7/10/2010 7:09am
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Blake wrote:
GF said you have no game if you have to pay for it.

Guess you have no game then. If you got a GF . you are paying for it!
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Cygnus 7/10/2010 7:35am
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Post a copy of the ads you are using.
DirtyFilter75 7/10/2010 2:16pm
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Blake wrote:
GF said you have no game if you have to pay for it.

Who ever said anything about paying for it!

I say NEVER give them money under ANY circumstance!
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J.F.S 7/10/2010 2:22pm
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Interesting to see how the righteous, christian right wingers chose to participate in this thread.
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Jarid332 7/10/2010 2:47pm
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Cougar bars are always a prime choice..
DirtyFilter75 7/10/2010 3:25pm
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Jarid332 wrote:
Cougar bars are always a prime choice..
Screw bars and to hell with old lady's your not listening son!
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Jarid332 7/10/2010 6:14pm
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sorry sir...
DirtyFilter75 7/11/2010 6:45am
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sorry sir...
No big deal but our goal here is to have them come to us! When you develop your skills you can have them bring beer and food to you while you sit in your tighty whitey's! Then you bang them and kick them to the curb.

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Blake 7/11/2010 11:12am
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Blake wrote:
GF said you have no game if you have to pay for it.

nc97 wrote:
Guess you have no game then. If you got a GF . you are paying for it!
She pays for everything. That way she cant piss and moan about anything.
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Blake 7/11/2010 11:15am
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Blake wrote:
GF said you have no game if you have to pay for it.

DirtyFilter75 wrote:
Who ever said anything about paying for it!

I say NEVER give them money under ANY circumstance!
I saw the pic of the chick next to the filthy toilet.

I wouldnt bang that if she paid me.

You need to step it up.
DirtyFilter75 7/11/2010 11:37am
7/11/2010 11:37am
Blake wrote:
I saw the pic of the chick next to the filthy toilet.

I wouldnt bang that if she paid me.

You need to step it up.
I don't know WTF you are talking about?

Simple answer if you would not bang something ....DON'T then STFU and let the rest of us carry on.

If you have no interest then SHUT UP!

For the record i have nailed some very very hot girls off of the internet. Not all of them but some are!

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Where is DF's guide to incurable genital diseases?Woohoo
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Crash82 7/12/2010 6:44am
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LOL, rule #1 - don't hit it if it looks like there's broccoli growing on it.
#2 - If it passes rule #1 sprinkle some salt and lemon on it, if she screams don't hit it.

That's all I got.
DirtyFilter75 7/12/2010 7:06am
7/12/2010 7:06am
Kinetic1 wrote:
Where is DF's guide to incurable genital diseases?Woohoo
This disease crap is simply propaganda to promote abstinence!

My grandma told me dirt bike were dangerous because that is what she was taught.
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Cygnus 7/12/2010 7:11am
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If it smells like fish eat all you wish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.
DirtyFilter75 7/12/2010 7:32am
7/12/2010 7:32am
Cygnus wrote:
If it smells like fish eat all you wish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.
People are under the misconception that if a girl is horny she MUST be diseased. Where are all the FEMINISTS on this issue?
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Racer92 7/12/2010 7:34am
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DirtyFilter75 wrote:
This disease crap is simply propaganda to promote abstinence!

My grandma told me dirt bike were dangerous because that is what she was taught.
You must be right, STDs arent that prevalent, it will never happen to me.......



DirtyFilter75 7/12/2010 7:38am
7/12/2010 7:38am
Racer92 wrote:
You [i]must[/i] be right, STDs arent that prevalent, it will never happen to me....... [img]http://www.khanya.co.za/blogs/images/head_in_sand_2.gif[/img]
You must be right, STDs arent that prevalent, it will never happen to me.......



I don't believe they are as prevalent or as big an issue as the media tries to make it. I truly believe they blow it out of proportion to promote their Christian values.

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