No worries, I know a man.
So you go to this guy and say, "I don't have any back pain but I'd really like some. Can you help me out?"
That dude looks like he's still wearing the hat from his other job...hacking meat with a cleaver. Tiger penis, rhino horn, crystals, and a million other bogus "medicinal" treatments for the weak minded or desperate. Some folks will do anything for a buck...er...rupee.
If it ain't yer's don't take it, If it ain't the truth dont say it, If it ain't right don't do it...Marcus Aurelius
Here's what it looks like in the modern world.
"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."