Aussie Slang / Banter

Some of yous may have seen some slang of late, well mates here goes a bit of a transcript what the hell we'rall talking about.....


Acca Dacca – We Aussies refer ACDC as Acca Dacca
Agro - Cranky "you getting agro mate?)
Ankle Biter – Child "little ankle bitters are going to kindy yet
Arvo – Afternoon " See ya this arvo mate"
Aussie Kiss – like a French one just down under.
Babe – Partner "Oh god you're not wearing that are you babe!"
Bail – To cancel arrangements "Mate gotta bail on ya, got other shit to do"
Barbie – Barbecue "Yous commin for the Barbie this arvo"
Bathers – Swimsuit ( All states ) "Got ya bathers mate"
Beauty! – Awesome or Great. ie sport someone scores you'd say "you fuckin beauty"
Beached Whale - Fat person at the beach.
Bevan – Like a Bogan / Know for wearing flannelette shirts and ugg boots.
Billabong – A dam or pond, not very common anymore.
Billy – Teapot Campfire style
Bloody – Used to exaggerate a point.
Bloody Hell - see crickey
Bloody oath – agree with someone or something.
Box - Vagina "you got a dick or just the box they cum in?" "Strewth see the box on her."
Bludger – lazy bastard. 'you bloody bludger."
Bogan – Aussie rednecks.
Booze Bus – Police random breath testing unit.
Bottle-O – Alcohol shop / Drive through.
Brekky – Breakfast "what cha want for brekky mate?"
Budgie Smugglers – Mens swim ware speedo style.
Cactus – Broken / Not working "Mate your phones cactus, i can't fix it."
Cha – You " What cha up to mate?"
Choc A Bloc – Very Full "Man the stadium is choc a bloc."
Chook – Chicken "Babe wanna have roast chook for tea?"
Chrissy – Xmas "Carn't wait for Chrissy this year."
Ciggy – Cigarette / Smokes "go a Ciggy mate?"
Clucky – want a baby / maternal feelings "Awe that babies cute make me kinda Clucky."
Cobber – Good Mate. "aye Cobber what cha been up to?"
Cold One – Beer "Oi grab us a cold one."
Coldie – Beer "Aye bloke got a coldie for me?"
Coppa – Police "seen the coopas drive past today."
Crack the shits – Getting agro
Crikey – an expression of surprise
Crook – Being ill or angry; ‘Don’t go crook on me for getting crook’
Crock of shit – To Lie / No good "thats a crock of shit mate, what really happened?" "That bikes a crock of shit."
Cunt – Vagina / Mate / Asshole / good / bad ..... this is very complex in Australia. It almost need its own post!
Between friends being a "cunt" is a seen as a good thing "Hey Cunt how ya going" or "Man that was sick cunt." or "Oi cunts lets go to pub" Only really a dog cunt is bad like if you have committed a low act. "you're a dog cunt how bout you just fuck off!"
Dag – Dork / Nerd. "Look at the Dag, wearing socks n thongs'"
Daks – Pants
Dardy – meaning “cool”, is used amongst South West Australian Aboriginal peoples and has also been adopted by non-indigenous teens. – source
Deadset – True
Devo – Devastated
Drinkin ya Bathwater - Very Stuckup ie so much so they drink their own bath water.
Drongo – Fool "Arrr don’t be a drongo ya dickhead"
Dunny – Toilet "Fuck im busting where's the dunny i'm bout to shit me self?"
Durry – Cigarette "Got a durry mate?"
Esky – Drink Cooly "What's in the esky mate?"
Facey – Facebook "Seen that shit posted on Facey mate?"
Fair Dinkum – ‘Fair Dinkum?’ … ‘Fair Dinkum!’ = Honestly? … Yeah honestly!
Flannie / Flanno – flannelette shirt
Flat out – Extremely Busy Aussie Classic “Flat out like a lizard drinking”
Footy – Football any sort but soccer were you actually use your feet! "Watch the Footy late night Cobber?"
Fuck Me Dead – Surprised / Unexpected "Fuck me dead did ya see the tits on that sheila?"
G’day – Hello, the classic "G'day Mate."
Galah – idiot "you're a bloody Galah!"
Going off – Busy Place / Angry Person "this place is going off" / "John's fucking going off, what happened?"
Good On Ya – Good on you, used both positive and sarcastic
Goon – Shitty cheap wine in a cask.
Grub – Tea / Dinner "Wanna go get some grub?"
Hard yakka – Hard work "That looks like hard yakka."
Heaps – Loads / Lots / Many "Mate thats heaps good aye."
Hoon – Hooligan refers to a particular style of driver and car enthusiast.
Housos - People living in housing community provided by the government.
Iffy – Risky "Mate that deal sounds a bit iffy"
Kindy - Kindergarden "your kids go to kindy yet bloke?"
Knickers – female underwear "Faaaark you can see he knickers the skirts so short!"
Lappy – Laptop "Got cha Lappy on ya?"
Larrikin – Harmless good natured prankster ( Most Aussie fall in the category )
Legless – Drunk as fuck, so much so that one cannot walk. "Mate you were legless last night!"
Maccas – McDonalds "Wanna get Maccas for grub tonight?"
Mongrel – Asshole / Deadbeat / Dishonest "You're a fucking mongrel."
Mozzie – Mosquito "Fuckin Mozzies are bad toda!y"
Mumblers - Girls Hot pants "Man she's wearing Mumblers, I can see her lips move but can't hear a thing."
No Drama – No Problems / All good "Yer Na no dramas mate"
No Worries – No Problems / All good
No Wucka’s – Aussie classic to say "no worries" as in no fucking worries. worries and Fuck become wuckas.
No wucking Forries – same as above.
Nuddy – Naked "Get nuddy babe im feelin toey"
Outback – Inland Australia, “The Outback”
Pash – Passionate kiss with tongues n shit
Piece of Piss – Very Easy "Mate, clearing that triple on a foe fiddy is a piece of piss."
Pigs - The Police "Oi pigs are here, run." "smells like bacon." mean the cops are around
Piss Off – Get Away "Piss off ya wanker"
Piss Up – a party, a get together and in Australia – most social occasions
Piss – To Piss "Wait a sec mate i gotta piss."
Pissed – Very Drunk "Wanna go get pissed tonight?"
Pissed Off – Annoyed "I'm so pissed off right now."
Pissing down – Hard Rain Fall "Dam it's pissing down out side."
Port - (Queensland) School bag "Got ya port packed for tomorrow?"
Rack Off – the PG version of Fuck off
Rapt – Very happy "Mate i'm rapt in how the new graphics look."
Reckon – For sure / think so / to question "yer na what ya reckon?" "you reckon?"
Rellies – Relatives "Seen any of ya rellies lately?"
Ripper – ‘You little ripper’ = That’s fantastic mate!
Root Rat – Like a Nymphomaniac but mail or female, sleeps around a lot. "Mate you're a fuckin root rat!"
Rooted – Broken / Exhausted / slept with "thats rooted mate." / "I'm rooted mate." "I rooted her."
Sanger – Sandwich "Mum whats on the sangas?"
See you next tuesday – Cunt used when wanting to say a ford that can not be used like saying the "F" word
Servo – Gas/Petrol Station "Get a pie from the hot box at the servo mate."
Sheila – A woman "Mate see the gorgeous sheila in the mumblers?"
Shoot Through – To leave
Sick – awesome; ‘that’s really sick mate’
Sickie – Having a day of work when you're NOT sick "Mate lets go to the beach, just chuck a sickie."
Slab – A carton of beer "You going to the BottleO? grab us a slab if you are mate."
Snag – Sausage "Though some snags on the barrbie would ya."
Stiffy – Erection "Babe wanna get lucky/ be a rich shame to waste this stiffy."
Spanna - Dickhead / Spanner could be either or
Stoked – ecstatic "Mate fuckin stoked with the new bike."
Straya – Australia 'Welcome to Straya cunts."
Strewth – Surprised / Exclaiming "Strewth thats big."
Stubby – Bottle of beer "Grab a slab of Stubbies mate i hate cans."
Stubby Holder – Beer cooler nobody likes warm beer
Stuffed – Tired "I'm stuffed, lets stay home tonight."
Sunnies – Sunglasses 'Those are some sick sunnies cunt."
Swag – Single bed for camping like a tiny tent for one or a very horny couple.
Tinny – Can of beer or small boat
Toey - Horny female "babe you feeling toey? reckon i can get lucky tonight?"
Toggs - Bathers "Grab ya toggs mate, lets go to the beach."
Thongs – Flip Flops. its Plura fuckers get with the program there's like 2 one on each foot it's not a thong! that a G-String
Trackie Daks - Tack Suit "Mate why you got ya Trackie Daks on?"
True Blue – Genuinely Australian born, bred or made
Tucker – Food / Dinner "Whats for Tucker babe?'
Two Up – A gambling game played on Anzac day.
UE – to take a U-Turn when driving
Ubolt – as above
Under Daks – Under pants "mate i almost crapped me under daks casing that triple."
Up Yaself – Stuck up "if you were any more up yaself you'd need a crowbar to get ya head out cha arse."
Us - Me "Hay mate pass us the spanna would ya."
Wanker – Idiot "Piss off ya wanker."
Woop Woop – the middle of nowhere “bloody hell thats out woop woop way.”
Ya – You "Arrr ya wanker."
Yous – Plural of you! "Oi yous commin over for some tucker?"


Ill try think of more.. you Aussies feel free to pitch in.
hope it helps in not just have a laugh at how we lingo cause sure as hell don't English