the best BROtocross post EVER!

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Edited Date/Time 6/15/2012 9:30pm
EaZy has outdone himself, this actually is some of the most brilliant moto writing we have seen in a while!

BROtocross - High Point for gentlemen report!
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peelout 6/14/2012 2:02pm
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yeah man, i thought the same thing

fuckin' genius

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ProMoto 6/14/2012 2:59pm
6/14/2012 2:59pm
Love his stuff. Putting the fun back in the media aspect of this sport.
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blusmbl 6/14/2012 3:25pm
6/14/2012 3:25pm
That was probably the closest thing he's ever given to a genuine compliment to Mike Alessi, too. Hilarious poem...
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Hoov 6/14/2012 3:52pm
6/14/2012 3:52pm
@Larrythecableguy: "Yessir, thawas funny rat there, I don't care whuya are" Wink
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Husqerdo 6/14/2012 5:35pm
6/14/2012 5:35pm
I have to say, pretty darn good there BROto!
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DownSouth 6/14/2012 5:48pm
6/14/2012 5:48pm Edited Date/Time 6/14/2012 5:48pm
Dungey at the bat? Laughing Pretty good.
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kardy 6/14/2012 6:40pm
6/14/2012 6:40pm
Wow, even my wife enjoyed that one.
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mattbmx63 6/14/2012 7:07pm
6/14/2012 7:07pm
"While Tony sat embarrassed by the son he did feed" best line of them all

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scooterB 6/14/2012 8:46pm
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eazy definitely did well in english class....funny stuff
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justpinit 6/14/2012 9:55pm
6/14/2012 9:55pm
"But thank fucking god, it's not a 350!". Woohoo
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Boarddesign 6/14/2012 10:19pm
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Totally unimpressed with it.... No, this guy is a douche bag and the list of lovers just crossed themselves off the worthy breeders list.
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jeffro503 6/14/2012 11:02pm
6/14/2012 11:02pm
Boarddesign wrote:
Totally unimpressed with it.... No, this guy is a douche bag and the list of lovers just crossed themselves off the worthy breeders list.
Well....I don't know the guy personally who writes for the Brotocross site......I gotta say the poem was pretty funny and pretty original actually. I got some laughs out of it , and to me.....that's what counts.
crashnburn11 6/15/2012 12:30am
6/15/2012 12:30am
Boarddesign wrote:
Totally unimpressed with it.... No, this guy is a douche bag and the list of lovers just crossed themselves off the worthy breeders list.
as the bro would say-

no fucks are to be given
about your shitty opinion
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sam111 6/15/2012 1:13pm
6/15/2012 1:13pm
People can hate on Eazy all they want, but you have to admit his work is brilliant - his writing is both original and clever. It is pretty obvious the guy is well educated and intelligent. I check his site out every day and always get a good laugh from it.

I liked this line about Stewart from the poem:

"He rode with intensity, not giving a fuck,
Making more dudes pull over than he did in his truck."
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DownSouth 6/15/2012 1:24pm
6/15/2012 1:24pm Edited Date/Time 6/15/2012 1:29pm
So has anyone else recognized the original poem which that whole piece is based on?
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TX_187 6/15/2012 1:28pm
6/15/2012 1:28pm
I get a good laugh from reading his shit. Dude knows how to write

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Neutra 6/15/2012 2:05pm
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Boarddesign wrote:
Totally unimpressed with it.... No, this guy is a douche bag and the list of lovers just crossed themselves off the worthy breeders list.
Sorry but he's a lot clever than you are....

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