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Supercross drinking game
Ralph mentions bubba 1 drink
RC is announcing 1 drink
Bonus.. Rc says hoops 1 drink
Emig says huckabuck 2 drinks
Windham mentions why he retired 1 drink
Erin wears a low cut shirt 1 drink
Bubba crashes 2 drinks
RV crashes 3 drinks
Trey canard wins heat race 2 drinks
Top ten rider does not make main 1 drink
Millsaps wins finish current drink
Any other ideas?
Ralph mentions bubba 1 drink
RC is announcing 1 drink
Bonus.. Rc says hoops 1 drink
Emig says huckabuck 2 drinks
Windham mentions why he retired 1 drink
Erin wears a low cut shirt 1 drink
Bubba crashes 2 drinks
RV crashes 3 drinks
Trey canard wins heat race 2 drinks
Top ten rider does not make main 1 drink
Millsaps wins finish current drink
Any other ideas?
Have to drink and "battle through adversity" yourself until they say it again.
while we're busting their chops, what's up with the loud "Oh!!!!!!!!" every time something happens on the track? It's like Sal Masekela or something. Makes our sport seem like an X-Games exhibition. You'll never hear that stuff from Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth. I know, I know, our sport's "not that big".
Rant over. Continue with the drinking games...
... the crowd cheers while the cameras miss the action
... they go to a replay while we miss the action
... they show "the pass of the race" while we miss the actual pass of the race
... there is a first turn crash, and we watch them pick up their bikes while we miss the first lap action
... we watch the winner "light the candles" while we miss the last lap action
... you check into Vital to try and find out what action was missed
The Shop
1 drink after each LCQ.
1 drink after each main event.
Then jump on the old lady.
...any time Davalos wins a heat race
if it involves the holeshot- 2 shots
if it involves good line selection- chug a beer
ralph makes a exclamatory remark about any rider at a high voice- 2 shots
as we miss the action, you gots to down a fifth of Wild Turkey. Good luck to all.
Hey look at the bright side, at least we don't have to hear about the Butt Michaels Ride Hard Cock Hard any more.
When they interview or show some random golfer or football player that nobody cares about
When they talk about the 'RC Road to SX AX program..
I forgot the West Series has time off.
Pit Row
Any time Emig mentions tearoffs
Drink one for Dahlgren... because..
Any time RC or FRO makes a grammatical error.
Any time they say everything is bigger in Texas, or something of that nature
Another for Dahlgren...because
Jaeger bomb everytime ktm wins a race
Opening ceremonies = 1 drink
Heat races = 2 drinks
Lcqs = 3 drinks
Mains = finish ur drink
...Emig uses the word 'momentum'.
...when a rider says he is "stoked" or "super pumped"
...every time they say "Bam Bam"
...when Reed pinballs his way through the whoops
...when they focus the camera on an RCH rider, even though he's in 15th
...when Millsaps pulls the holeshot
...if Ralph or Jeff mention Stewart's knee
...if Ralph or Jeff says someone is "on it tonight"
...if Carmichael says "I seent it!"
...if Alessi pulls the holeshot, but quickly falls to 7th after the first lap, while taking down a championship contender
...when Emig says "Kawasaki"
...if Stewart wins his heat, but finishes midpack during the main
...if Roczen acts like a Pomeranian in his interview
...if the TLD riders are all wearing the same gear
...if they mention JLaw
...when Barcia doesn't look at the camera or Erin in his interview
...when Stewart says "we'll be better next week"
...if somebody mentions "The Man Upstairs"
...if Emig says someone is "all fired up tonight"
...if Dungey goes to the LCQ again
...when Albertson pulls a boner air
...if Tomac lawn darts himself again
...everytime Ralph sounds like a constipated dog
Can I add: throw empty beer cans at screen when Ralph mentions Short's "riding a bike he bought from a local bike shop"
I forgot that one about Shorty!
Take a sip anytime you hear Barcia throw out a run on sentence faster than his factory Honda Muscle Milk 450 goes.
Last but not least, take a sip for all of the things Dungey will say on the podium along the lines of... Ex: "Keep plugging away" Keep it rolling" "Keep pushing forward" and general sayings of that sort.
Not hating on anyone by the way, just trying to help.
Sh*t Dungey Says
Drink anytime Ralph or Jeff say "look for him in the main, he's got 'it' tonight"
Drink anytime Ralph says "Here we go!" So basically at the start of any race
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