You're the mechanic at the gate with your favourite rider. What do you say to pump him up?

mc795
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Just thought be a fun question eager to see the races tomorrow!
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1/6/2017 6:54pm
cmon you can do this,youve worked hard,these other peoples got nuthin,blah,blah

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1/6/2017 7:01pm
This is what we work for! This is your race! HOLESHOT AND FOCUS FORWARD.....let's roll!!!
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1/6/2017 7:17pm
I don't think that you can say anything that would help. When we were car racing, it would be radio silence before the race less some info on timing of when we were going out. Every driver I worked with just wanted to chill out and focus.
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1/6/2017 7:27pm
You see that chick up there holding that 30 second board? The only way you're getting top quality poon like that is if you start winning some championships coz you is so ugly that your momma thought you came out of her poop hole. Now go get em boy!
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1/6/2017 7:38pm
Depends which round really. If it were A1 I'd say something like "the other racers are out there but as long as you don't assume their genders you've got this!"
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pmshortt2 wrote:
I put everything back together right.....I think Tongue
Hey, you know where this bolt is suppose to go?
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1/6/2017 7:54pm
go get'em tiger
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"Damn, check out that 30 second board's rack"
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Dude, can you believe we actually get paid to do this?
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1/6/2017 8:42pm Edited Date/Time 1/6/2017 8:43pm
"You win tonight and I'm all yours, buddy."
"You win tonight and I'm all yours, buddy."Dry


Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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im going to pick us out a good place to watch if you dont qualify
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My son races pro Endurocross so we've been there many times. What I say all depends on the night and what's happening. A 17 year old Racing in a small stadium with large crowds lined up with guys like Mike Brown, Colton Haaker and Cody Webb he certainly doesn't need pumped up!

Most nights I say something like "you know what to do" as in your a pro now and you got this. Or when his starts are going good I'll say "you know you can get the start over any of these guys".

Try to keep it simple adding a little confidence, but not B.S.ing him.
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1/6/2017 10:45pm
More throttle less coward pedal pussy☠️
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1/6/2017 11:42pm
"You win tonight and I'm all yours, buddy."
Motoxdoc wrote:
"You win tonight and I'm all yours, buddy."Dry


Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Not only would I whispered in his ear I would lick his ear when I was saying it
crf250pilot
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1/6/2017 11:46pm
Chugger wrote:
You see that chick up there holding that 30 second board? The only way you're getting top quality poon like that is if you start winning...
You see that chick up there holding that 30 second board? The only way you're getting top quality poon like that is if you start winning some championships coz you is so ugly that your momma thought you came out of her poop hole. Now go get em boy!
Hey it worked for RC and Villo

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