Your biggest goon moment(s)

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8/4/2018 7:20 PM

When I first staryed riding I used to wear a full faced NASCAR style helmet. Forreal.

And you?

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8/4/2018 7:34 PM

Theres too many really but what takes the cake I guess is my first ever race. I was riding a clapped yz125 with hot wheels graphics and over this little jump I felt something tap my butt. My seat came off because the zip ties holding it on broke. I had hand me down mismatched fox 180 gear with oil splooge all over the jersey because the right side crank seal didnt exist.

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8/4/2018 8:05 PM

doofy wrote:

When I first staryed riding I used to wear a full faced NASCAR style helmet. Forreal.

And you?

Yup
Jeans, jersey untucked and a full face helmet
The definition of goondom

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8/4/2018 8:46 PM

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8/4/2018 8:52 PM

Got some new SG12s, cased a jump, metal toe hits neutral and I tip over

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8/4/2018 8:55 PM

When I started racing again after a few years without riding my parents bought me a brand new 05 kx250f. Well for a little while I didn’t have any gear that fit. All I had was a green answer Jersey my mom bought for herself a few years before that I finally fit in and a pair of yellow Griff riding pants that my dad won back in the early 80’s. I also had an MC showtime replica bell that I had since riding 80’s in 2000. Thankfully I rode 125 beginner at the time and that gear setup only lasted a few weeks.

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hammerfamily_4 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

8/4/2018 8:56 PM

First ever race on supermini. Ironman 2012 god I look back thinking man what a retard.laughing Photo

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2009 RMZ 250 (sold)
2004 LTZ 400
#nukethequads

8/4/2018 9:02 PM

Biggest goon thing I did was spend 5 figures on a dirt bike

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8/4/2018 9:24 PM

doofy wrote:

When I first staryed riding I used to wear a full faced NASCAR style helmet. Forreal.

And you?

crusty_xx wrote:

Yup
Jeans, jersey untucked and a full face helmet
The definition of goondom

In my defense I was 13 and it was my helmet from kart racing.

Man those were the days. A ratted out 99 yz125. Me and my buddy would skip school and go ride when we got driving. I had way more fun when I had less.

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8/4/2018 9:28 PM

Also i covered my 85 in monster stickers

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8/4/2018 9:36 PM

Cal City Mx Park 2007 on a clapped CR80. Came down the front straightaway pinned and never lifted as I went into the turn. Launched off the bowl turn and wadded on the landing. Somehow I managed to finish.

Second biggest goon moment, My screen name is Suzuki, my profile pic is me on a Yamaha, but I ride a Honda. I guess I'm a goon for life.

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8/4/2018 9:40 PM

Pulling all my tear offs at once ermm

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8/4/2018 9:52 PM

Markee wrote:

Pulling all my tear offs at once ermm

Lol we’ve all done that a time or two

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hammerfamily_4 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

8/4/2018 10:00 PM

In 1982 I bought a brand new cr125, too cheap to buy real race numbers so I used red electrical tape.

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8/4/2018 10:51 PM

1977 until my last race 2015, I am not under any illusions, I suck!

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8/4/2018 10:57 PM

When I was 13, I ran 69 and wore LBZ gear.

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8/4/2018 11:18 PM

I wore a metal mulisha shirt once.

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8/4/2018 11:23 PM

Markee wrote:

Pulling all my tear offs at once ermm

mattyhamz2 wrote:

Lol we’ve all done that a time or two

Ha, i still do on occasion.

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8/4/2018 11:24 PM

Looped out at Ventura raceway on flat track night.....large crowd, in full view, broke my pinky, and my pride

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8/5/2018 12:39 AM

rongi#401 wrote:

Looped out at Ventura raceway on flat track night.....large crowd, in full view, broke my pinky, and my pride

I don't think I was there for that one... I'm bummed.

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8/5/2018 1:44 AM

A "Bubba Scrub" in front of Chad in '99 due to a gust of wind over a tabletop, weighed about 50Kg with my gear on... All I remember was him asking if I was ok smile

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8/5/2018 6:26 AM

Uh, I usually have a boner air moment every other weekend once I get tired and have a little whiskey throttle. I'm thankful every day for Ronnie Mac because I can fool maybe a handful people to think I'm playin around. My cardio sucks, well so does my talent level tootongue

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8/5/2018 6:50 AM

Was called first gate pick and the woman in staging lifted up the yellow caution tape so I could ride in. I had back to back motos so everyone else was already packed in blocking me from going straight in, i came off the track straight back to staging. This was second motos, and i wont the first in that class so knew i had 1st pick 2nd. My visor caught the tape and I fell off the back of the bike.

One weekend I ran out of gas. Kicked that bike over and over. We was parked way up the hill so someone finally came by with a golf cart to pull me up there. Dad said, damn I thought I put gas in it lol

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8/5/2018 7:48 AM

First time I ever raced, I took out the leader as he was lapping me blink shocked w00t whistling

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8/5/2018 7:59 AM
Edited Date/Time: 8/5/2018 8:00 AM

crusty_xx wrote:

Yup
Jeans, jersey untucked and a full face helmet
The definition of goondom

This minus the full face helmet.

But 1999 Fox Pastrana jersey, levis jeans, and workboots.....on a XR200.

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8/5/2018 8:35 AM
Edited Date/Time: 8/5/2018 8:36 AM

1977 or '78 Garboldisham my buddy was renting a place where he built a little track and was teaching itty bittys to ride some Italjet 50's. The local tv folks came out to do a story. At some point they asked me to ride my 400 around for the camera. Wheelie through the gears and the left grip comes off in my hand. Gooniest looking one handed whisky throttle. EVER. Don't know how I didn't crash...and the crew thought it was all planned.blush

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If it ain't yer's don't take it, If it ain't the truth dont say it, If it ain't right don't do it...Marcus Aurelius

8/5/2018 8:40 AM

plowboy wrote:

1977 or '78 Garboldisham my buddy was renting a place where he built a little track and was teaching itty bittys to ride some Italjet 50's. The local tv folks came out to do a story. At some point they asked me to ride my 400 around for the camera. Wheelie through the gears and the left grip comes off in my hand. Gooniest looking one handed whisky throttle. EVER. Don't know how I didn't crash...and the crew thought it was all planned.blush

TV folks huh. Any copy of this on VHS somewhere you can upload? LOL.

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"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."

8/5/2018 8:57 AM

Just last weekend, after 16 years of riding, I hit a tiny hole in the face and endoed the shit out of my 150SX with six hours on it over the easiest jump at the track... and the pro form I had stepping through the bars somehow makes it feel even goonier.

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8/5/2018 9:21 AM

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8/5/2018 9:32 AM

Broke the shit out of my ankle back in december over the easiest jump on the track. Was quite embarrased to get hauled off in the meat wagon for the first time in 27 years of riding. Especially over something so simple. Total lapse cost me 8 months so far...

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