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11/16/2017 11:22 AM

You wear your ears tucked under your hat.

You finish every sentence with the word bro.

You point out to other moto bro's how much better your yellow colored carbon fiber on your yoshi silencer is over the normal colors.

You brag about getting 3rd in the c class at Loretta's but you could have won if you trained harder while smoking a cigarette.

You troll vital with js7 posts

You torqued your sprocket bolts and take a nap.

Your bike looks faster then you actually are.

You make posts like this on vital - before one of you can say It!

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11/16/2017 11:28 AM

Who shit in your Oreos?

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11/16/2017 11:46 AM

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11/16/2017 11:48 AM

I'd be stoked with 3rd in C class at Loretta's.

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11/16/2017 11:49 AM

KiwiJack wrote:

I'd be stoked with 3rd in C class at Loretta's.

So would I. I’d be stoked to make it in that class. A lot of fast kids in c class. But I forget that back east c is beginner, unlike out west.

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11/16/2017 11:53 AM

You drink Monster

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11/16/2017 11:56 AM
Edited Date/Time: 11/16/2017 11:56 AM

The most cringy "bro" move is wearing a flat bill hat.

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11/16/2017 11:59 AM

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11/16/2017 12:05 PM

Bro Trailer

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"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."

11/16/2017 12:06 PM

KiwiJack wrote:

I'd be stoked with 3rd in C class at Loretta's.

While hackin' a dart, too

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11/16/2017 12:17 PM

"Your bike looks faster then you actually are."

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11/16/2017 1:00 PM

Come at me Bro!

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11/16/2017 1:19 PM

Camp332 wrote:

Come at me Bro!

Easy CampBro!!!

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hammerfamily_4 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

11/16/2017 1:22 PM

check out Meg's newest ink, bro

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11/16/2017 1:29 PM

Camp332 wrote:

Come at me Bro!

mattyhamz2 wrote:

Easy CampBro!!!

Hold me back MattyBro! Hold me back...

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11/16/2017 1:30 PM

peelout wrote:

check out Meg's newest ink, bro

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Tell Meg it looks great bro

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11/16/2017 1:33 PM

Camp332 wrote:

Come at me Bro!

mattyhamz2 wrote:

Easy CampBro!!!

Camp332 wrote:

Hold me back MattyBro! Hold me back...

I gotchu Bro!

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hammerfamily_4 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

11/16/2017 1:40 PM

peelout wrote:

check out Meg's newest ink, bro

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Camp332 wrote:

Tell Meg it looks great bro

bro, tell her yourself

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11/16/2017 1:42 PM

someone say flat bill
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scte3.0 pro-line trinity tekin

11/16/2017 1:54 PM

peelout wrote:

bro, tell her yourself

Just hit her up in DM bro.

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11/16/2017 4:19 PM

Hut wrote:

"Your bike looks faster then you actually are."

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That’s most of us.....

It’s called a “vet rider”

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Washed up moto and enduro weekend warrior.

11/16/2017 4:32 PM

If you use "then" in place of "than" bro...

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11/16/2017 5:21 PM

you spend your entire week with thoughts of your upcoming weekend ride. I'm a Bro.

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11/16/2017 5:29 PM

Hut wrote:

"Your bike looks faster then you actually are."

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MxKing809 wrote:

That’s most of us.....

It’s called a “vet rider”

My bike is still stock, graphics and all...

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11/16/2017 5:41 PM

slipdog wrote:

My bike is still stock, graphics and all...

^^ SlipBro, youre fast but still a Brofessor

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11/16/2017 6:18 PM

Hut wrote:

"Your bike looks faster then you actually are."

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MxKing809 wrote:

That’s most of us.....

It’s called a “vet rider”

slipdog wrote:

My bike is still stock, graphics and all...

Mines not lol...

http://m.vitalmx.com/forums/For-Sale-Bazaar,26/2016-YZF450,1329705

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Washed up moto and enduro weekend warrior.

11/16/2017 6:20 PM

Shit, I brag about getting 6th in the Washougal C-class.

There were 5 sandbaggers in front of me. G-man, was that you?

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11/16/2017 8:12 PM

Damn Bro, now you got me feeling like an under achiever. You got one sweet ride, I'm going to have to step up my 40+ game, BroKing!

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11/16/2017 8:27 PM

MxKing809 wrote:

That’s most of us.....

It’s called a “vet rider”

slipdog wrote:

My bike is still stock, graphics and all...

Camp332 wrote:

^^ SlipBro, youre fast but still a Brofessor

Bro... You're like the Brota to my Brobi Wan Kenobi!

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11/16/2017 8:52 PM

MxKing809 wrote:

That’s most of us.....

It’s called a “vet rider”

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