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9/28/2010
Location
Great Falls, MT
US
Edited Date/Time
1/27/2012 12:56pm
Worst Things about motocross………………..
1. Monday mornings after a race
2. having to Clean your air filter after neglecting it longer than you really admit to
3. Being in the last moto of the day
4. Having to drop a deuce 5 minutes before your moto
5. Fluorescent pink MX gear that you are too embarrassed to wear anymore
6. Flat-billers
7. People who insist on using the number ‘69’ on their bike
8. The a$$hole that beat you by 1 point
9. The bigger a$$hole that beat you and you both were tied in overall points
10. People that insist everything they buy for motocross is the best
11. Breaking your fender in practice on raceday
12. Getting the holeshot and then laying it over in the first corner
13. Having a pitboard, but no one using it for you
14. ordering new gear and finding out they sent the wrong size
15. Denting your new aftermarket pipe
16. Losing one of your gloves at the racetrack
17. ‘Sharting’ while at the track with all your buddies
18. Having vehicle problems while traveling to an out of town race
Feel free to add on.............
1. Monday mornings after a race
2. having to Clean your air filter after neglecting it longer than you really admit to
3. Being in the last moto of the day
4. Having to drop a deuce 5 minutes before your moto
5. Fluorescent pink MX gear that you are too embarrassed to wear anymore
6. Flat-billers
7. People who insist on using the number ‘69’ on their bike
8. The a$$hole that beat you by 1 point
9. The bigger a$$hole that beat you and you both were tied in overall points
10. People that insist everything they buy for motocross is the best
11. Breaking your fender in practice on raceday
12. Getting the holeshot and then laying it over in the first corner
13. Having a pitboard, but no one using it for you
14. ordering new gear and finding out they sent the wrong size
15. Denting your new aftermarket pipe
16. Losing one of your gloves at the racetrack
17. ‘Sharting’ while at the track with all your buddies
18. Having vehicle problems while traveling to an out of town race
Feel free to add on.............
20. Spending all afternoon fixing one thing only for something else to go wrong the following weekend.
21. Getting to the track and realising you left your boots behined.
The Shop
-Having to initiate a major mining operation to clean out the nostrils after a dust race.
-Tank-slapping adolescent nuts during their most important stage of development.
- 1970's porta-potties- yuck
- pre-race nerves and the accompanying diarrhea
-being 15 years old, 115 pounds and looping out a 1978 CR250r while pulling a holeshot- and the pain that results after you're run over by 3 guys behind you.
just kidding
- Families forcing themselves into financial ruin and sacrificing a child's future on their own pipe dreams.
- Costs escalating to a point where a passionate young teenager and his dad can't even afford to compete.
Pit Row
Getting it back 4 months later completely demolished and seized, but hey I got it back.
H
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