Worst things about motocross......

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11/19/2010 2:26 PM

Worst Things about motocross………………..
1. Monday mornings after a race
2. having to Clean your air filter after neglecting it longer than you really admit to
3. Being in the last moto of the day
4. Having to drop a deuce 5 minutes before your moto
5. Fluorescent pink MX gear that you are too embarrassed to wear anymore
6. Flat-billers
7. People who insist on using the number ‘69’ on their bike
8. The a$$hole that beat you by 1 point
9. The bigger a$$hole that beat you and you both were tied in overall points
10. People that insist everything they buy for motocross is the best
11. Breaking your fender in practice on raceday
12. Getting the holeshot and then laying it over in the first corner
13. Having a pitboard, but no one using it for you
14. ordering new gear and finding out they sent the wrong size
15. Denting your new aftermarket pipe
16. Losing one of your gloves at the racetrack
17. ‘Sharting’ while at the track with all your buddies
18. Having vehicle problems while traveling to an out of town race

Feel free to add on.............

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loc dog don't ride for no trick ass bitches!

11/19/2010 2:33 PM

19. The constant expense!
20. Spending all afternoon fixing one thing only for something else to go wrong the following weekend.
21. Getting to the track and realising you left your boots behined.

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Jeff Emigs Keys to the Race:
1. Get a good start
2. Don't crash

11/19/2010 2:34 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/19/2010 2:34 PM

22. Expert purse payback still puts you way in the negative compared to how much you spent to race.

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11/19/2010 2:34 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/19/2010 2:36 PM

watching a moto dad yelling at his 6 year old son

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11/19/2010 2:35 PM

Changing tires

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11/19/2010 2:37 PM

- Having to drive 5 hours to get home with a dad who's pissed off because it rained and you bent your bike.
-Having to initiate a major mining operation to clean out the nostrils after a dust race.
-Tank-slapping adolescent nuts during their most important stage of development.
- 1970's porta-potties- yuck
- pre-race nerves and the accompanying diarrhea
-being 15 years old, 115 pounds and looping out a 1978 CR250r while pulling a holeshot- and the pain that results after you're run over by 3 guys behind you.

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11/19/2010 2:38 PM

Why do people rip on the number 69? Even DeCoster picked it once for the Trans AMA...

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11/19/2010 2:39 PM

Getting injured!

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11/19/2010 2:42 PM

Cross rutting!

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Jeff Emigs Keys to the Race:
1. Get a good start
2. Don't crash

11/19/2010 2:45 PM

Falling over on your first lap after getting to the track, breaking your clutch lever and not having a spare.

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11/19/2010 2:47 PM

Foreigners! smile




just kidding smile

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11/19/2010 2:48 PM

- Suddenly end up in a hospital.

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From dirt bikes to dirty strikes! Bowl on PBA tour @wozbowls. Oh...and I'm MXPTV.

11/19/2010 2:55 PM

- Seeing people suffering life-changing, debilitating injuries when they were just out to have fun.

- Families forcing themselves into financial ruin and sacrificing a child's future on their own pipe dreams.

- Costs escalating to a point where a passionate young teenager and his dad can't even afford to compete.

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11/19/2010 2:59 PM

Adam43 wrote:

- Seeing people suffering life-changing, debilitating injuries when they were just out to have fun.

- Families forcing themselves into financial ruin and sacrificing a child's future on their own pipe dreams.

- Costs escalating to a point where a passionate young teenager and his dad can't even afford to compete.

Christ, the threads only supposed to be a bit of lighthearted fun... grin

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Jeff Emigs Keys to the Race:
1. Get a good start
2. Don't crash

11/19/2010 3:04 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/19/2010 3:04 PM

Adam43 wrote:

- Seeing people suffering life-changing, debilitating injuries when they were just out to have fun.

- Families forcing themselves into financial ruin and sacrificing a child's future on their own pipe dreams.

- Costs escalating to a point where a passionate young teenager and his dad can't even afford to compete.

The snickers just stopped... C'mon! Keep it humorous...

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11/19/2010 3:06 PM

Shitting in the port-a-poty and having the water splash back up on your ass and the back of your jersey.

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11/19/2010 3:07 PM

........not to mention trying to pull your pants down over your boots while you're taking a shit.

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11/19/2010 3:09 PM

Getting injured, then getting screamed at by your better half! YOUR NOT GONNA BE HAPPY TIL YOU KILL YOURSELF! LOL

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11/19/2010 3:16 PM

4 Strokes are the Worst of the Worst

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11/19/2010 3:44 PM

Torco1 wrote:

........not to mention trying to pull your pants down over your boots while you're taking a shit.

FUCK I HATE THAT! hahahahaha

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In football, soccer, basketball they supply the balls. In motocross you bring your own!

11/19/2010 4:06 PM

sitting on the gate just knowing who is 1st, 2nd, and 3rd...that is the biggest reason i travel so much.

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11/19/2010 4:09 PM

fader418 wrote:

Getting injured!

Yeah,or seeing your buddies get injured.

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11/19/2010 4:11 PM

Two stroke owners and their constant crying about four strokes

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11/19/2010 4:17 PM

Pdub wrote:

Why do people rip on the number 69? Even DeCoster picked it once for the Trans AMA...

as grant langston said about his number 8 he could still read it when his bike was upside down silly

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11/19/2010 4:20 PM

when you're up front and one of your buddies thinks your not lapping him

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11/19/2010 4:21 PM

Getting your bike Stolen when you just ran into your buddy's house "real quick" to tell him how you did racing that day.

Getting it back 4 months later completely demolished and seized, but hey I got it back.

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11/19/2010 4:22 PM

These things.....

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11/19/2010 4:42 PM

Riding for 15 minutes then waiting 4 hours to do it again.

H

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11/19/2010 4:43 PM

Torco1 wrote:

These things.....

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And two tone rims... sick
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Jeff Emigs Keys to the Race:
1. Get a good start
2. Don't crash

11/19/2010 4:47 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/19/2010 4:48 PM

MBBadgers wrote:

Getting your bike Stolen when you just ran into your buddy's house "real quick" to tell him how you did racing that day.

Getting it back 4 months later completely demolished and seized, but hey I got it back.

You're in the lead so far.......that sucks.

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