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10/22/2009 4:30 PM

Me:

Head: Knocked out 3 times.
Neck: Nil
Shoulders: Both reconstructed Gor-tex ligament Ac separations Shoulder blade broken
Ribs: Several breaks
Arms: Nil
Elbow: Nil
Wrist: Nil
Fingers: Nil
Back: 3 crushed vertebre
Pelvis: Nil
Legs: Nil
Knees: L Arthroscopy, R reconstruction Titanium screw was 2 now 1
Ankle: Nil
Toes: Broken big toe
Internal: Liver / Kidney / spleen trauma

You ? I bet there will be some huge lists ....

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10/22/2009 4:32 PM

It hurts to even think about it.

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well we ain't the smartest folks in the world...i mean we're fucking dirtbike riders for christ sakes.- BobbyM

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10/22/2009 4:36 PM

Cygnus wrote:

It hurts to even think about it.

Dude ... copy, paste share ... or do you need a LOT more time ?

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10/22/2009 4:39 PM

19 major surgeries in my 46 years on earth. Not all from MX though. Stuntwork,football,basketball,etc. added to my list. My worst being 6 surgeries on my right wrist over a 3 year period ending in a surgery that fused my wrist solid.unsure

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10/22/2009 4:39 PM

I'm not touching this. There's no jinx remover.

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Preparation+Opportunity=Luck.

10/22/2009 4:40 PM

my year in review...

january... shot my right eye out with a shotgun ricochet. blind for 4 months.
march... hairline fracture in right wrist
june... broken finger tip, about two threads of skin from losing my finger from the last knuckle to the tip.
july... broken tibia
september... strained mcl
october... had a nasty hangover for 4 days

and that's just 2009

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suck it

10/22/2009 4:45 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/17/2016 2:53 AM

Here's the last eight or nine months for me:

Late December 2008:Broke tib/fib, foot, and two toes(Plate and six screws put in and taken out 2 1/2 months later so that I could race my cross country series and still be in the points)
August this year:Broken humerus (three pins put in because the ball of the bone slid off-got the pins taken out four weeks later so I could try to race and maintain my championship lead)
First weekend of September:Re-broke humerus (No surgery this time-yay! haha) and broke thumb.
Not too bad I guess.

I'm fifteen years old.

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10/22/2009 4:57 PM

Jeeze this is sickening...Now in the 35 yrs I have been racing, i have... oh never mind i was having a good night with a wee dram of 25 yr old scotch and i intend to have all the fun i can from here on out!

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dont screw with me, i am old and feeling grumpy..

10/22/2009 5:15 PM

This is easy. Not to have a big head. But me hands down!

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10/22/2009 5:19 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/17/2016 2:53 AM

broke both collar bones 2 times

Tore my PCL-left knee

Tore my AC Joint-right shoulder

Tore miniscus-right knee

Tore miniscus-left knee

Broken Tailbone

Damaged a nerve in my left arm-paralyzed for 4 weeks

Broke ankle-left

Tore 2 ligaments in ankle-right

Broke foot-right

Concussion-4

Shattered my radius-left wrist

Shatter both bones in arm by wrist-left wrist (this wrist got me 2 pins,4 screws, and a 8in plate from forearm to hand)

Ligament and Nerve Damage-left wrist

Broke 4 fingers

Damaged a disk in my neck-no doctor can diagnose but i cant turn my head all the way to the right and it doesn't feel healthy


Im only 20 and these are only hospital visit injuries(over the last 5 Years)

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10/22/2009 5:26 PM

Matt414 wrote:

This is easy. Not to have a big head. But me hands down!

Easy to talk the talk, but can you limp the walk ?

List them, from your head down ...!!

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10/22/2009 5:30 PM

Matt414 wrote:

This is easy. Not to have a big head. But me hands down!

felpro wrote:

Easy to talk the talk, but can you limp the walk ?

List them, from your head down ...!!

Uh, trust him. He wins.

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10/22/2009 5:36 PM

Matt414 wrote:

This is easy. Not to have a big head. But me hands down!

razor burn from shaving your girly legs is not an injury.

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10/22/2009 5:36 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/17/2016 2:53 AM

Concussions: 3 (2 knocked me out)

Internal trauma: kidney, from my own rear sprocket/chain

Broken tailbone

Broken L tibia/fibula in five places in the same wreck (now have a plate and 8 screws in fib, 2 longer screws in tib)

Broken R wrist/sprained L wrist (happened at the same time..typing this in a cast on one arm and a brace on the other)

separated the muscle from the bone in my R knee (same wreck as above)

Broken L collarbone

1 broken vertebrae

Broken all 10 fingers

Broken all 10 toes at least once

2 knocked out front teeth (1 of them is now false)

1 tooth through my lower lip

knocked a hole in my L knee requiring two layers of stitches


Im 22.


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10/22/2009 5:42 PM

Matt414 wrote:

This is easy. Not to have a big head. But me hands down!

felpro wrote:

Easy to talk the talk, but can you limp the walk ?

List them, from your head down ...!!

Void Main wrote:

Uh, trust him. He wins.

Yup

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10/22/2009 5:43 PM

Let's keep this tidy so we can declare a winner ... ( Loser ?) ....

Copy, paste and fill in ...

Head:
Neck:
Shoulders:
Ribs:
Arms:
Elbow:
Wrist:
Fingers:
Back:
Pelvis:
Legs:
Knees:
Ankle:
Toes:
Internal:

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10/22/2009 5:48 PM

Matt414 wrote:

This is easy. Not to have a big head. But me hands down!

wilcom121 wrote:

razor burn from shaving your girly legs is not an injury.

Damn it! My legs do look good!

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10/22/2009 5:53 PM

Matt414 wrote:

This is easy. Not to have a big head. But me hands down!

felpro wrote:

Easy to talk the talk, but can you limp the walk ?

List them, from your head down ...!!

Well lets see here......

8 Broken ribs
Collapsed Lung
Left shoulder blade 28, right 30 fractures
6 spinal process
3/4" wide by 2" deep cut in my left shoulder
teres minor is mostly missing from my left arm
1" of artificial artery in my left arm
10cm stretch of spinal cord
Bruised/shifted Heart
Both eyes cut to and glass removed

Thats about all I can think of from this one little accident I had. I can keep going from others, but headed to the movies

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10/22/2009 5:54 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/22/2009 5:57 PM

I got a prostate the size of sweet potato, where does that fit in?

Actually this thread reminds me of a lot of years ago when I screwed up my ankle and was on crutches. A 5 year old neighbor boy asked me what happened. I told him I fell off my motorcycle. He thought about that for a minute and said, "what's the matter, don't you know how to ride a motorcycle?"

Really didn't have an answer for that one.

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My wife calls you guys the Yahoos.

10/22/2009 5:56 PM

Matt414 wrote:

This is easy. Not to have a big head. But me hands down!

felpro wrote:

Easy to talk the talk, but can you limp the walk ?

List them, from your head down ...!!

Matt414 wrote:

Well lets see here......

8 Broken ribs
Collapsed Lung
Left shoulder blade 28, right 30 fractures
6 spinal process
3/4" wide ...more

There's that paralyzed for 6 months or so to add in there

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10/22/2009 5:58 PM

I had my spleen removed. Doctor said that it exploded into like 5 or 6 pieces. I got lucky, he said another 15 minutes and I would have taken a dirt nap.

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10/22/2009 6:00 PM

JPT wrote:

I got a prostate the size of sweet potato, where does that fit in?

Actually this thread reminds me of a lot of years ago when ...more

laughing These young punks think falling off a scooter is bad.
When you start farting dust, you know the true meaning of pain.
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10/22/2009 6:04 PM

I got a prostate the size of sweet potato, where does that fit in?

Winner
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"Cheezus"

10/22/2009 7:49 PM

Minimum 8 concussions (I've been KO'd 8 times, so any other concussions where I didn't lose consciousness aren't counted in there)
Four broken/fractured ribs
Broken left wrist (twice now)
Smashed tib/fib in the left leg
Bunch of broken bones in right ankle/foot
Dislocated left shoulder twice (and now I can do it whenever I want just to show off)
Dislocated right shoulder once
Dislocated right hip twice
Dislocated left hip once
Sprained everything at some point
Two knee surgeries

At least I'm winning with the brain problems, it looks like...

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10/22/2009 7:52 PM

Shit, that might explain a few things. smile

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10/22/2009 7:55 PM

Void Main wrote:

Shit, that might explain a few things. smile

smile

Could be!
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10/22/2009 8:01 PM

Head: Knocked myself out twice
Neck: Nil
Shoulders: Torn Ligaments in the left
Ribs: Broken 2 ribs
Arms: Nil
Elbow: Nil
Wrist: Broke Left once
Fingers: Numerous times
Back: Nil
Pelvis: Dislocated Hip
Legs: Broken Right Femur straight through, this is an ongoing injury and it happened September last year. two surgeries so far
Knees: Arthoscope right knee
Ankle: Nil
Toes: Broke three bones across my foot
Internal: Nil

Im 16, not such a good thing

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10/22/2009 8:17 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/22/2009 8:18 PM

Void Main wrote:

Shit, that might explain a few things. smile

Nerd wrote: smile

Could be!

I would have guessed 10 so I wouldn't have been all that far off. Wink

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10/22/2009 8:36 PM

guys like you give moto a bad name....smile

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10/22/2009 8:38 PM

felpro wrote:

Easy to talk the talk, but can you limp the walk ?

List them, from your head down ...!!

Matt414 wrote:

Well lets see here......

8 Broken ribs
Collapsed Lung
Left shoulder blade 28, right 30 fractures
6 spinal process
3/4" wide ...more

flarider wrote:

There's that paralyzed for 6 months or so to add in there

and the removal of the pastrana bone...don't forget that. smile

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