What's in a name (her name)?

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2/10/2021 11:20 AM

So I decided to buy a new MX bike which the wife fully supports. But then when I mention what the bike's new name will be, she gets a little shall we say jello (jealous). I started to think who else might name their bikes with exotic women names and what their wives/GF's think about that.

Let me hear what you've got?

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2/10/2021 11:27 AM

Never named my bikes, always named my trucks.

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2/10/2021 11:35 AM

Mines called Katie-Em....

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2/10/2021 11:39 AM

all my bikes have been named Sara Jean Underwood

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2/10/2021 11:39 AM

Mine is called "come on bitch, you better start".

Its a family name, not sure of the origin though......

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2/10/2021 11:45 AM

Depends how it’s working that day. Sometimes it’s called you dirty whore, sometimes my sweet🥰

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2/10/2021 11:48 AM

I involve the wife with name picking. Works out really well

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2/10/2021 12:09 PM

Well, to myself I refer to her as 'my sweet love.'
To other dudes its 'my bitch'.
Then to any gals its 'my motoRcycle'

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2/10/2021 12:11 PM

WOW ! Just wow.

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2/10/2021 12:12 PM

Just wait til your wife catches you dry humping Betty

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2/10/2021 6:37 PM

I’ve been married for 38 years, her nickname is “The Minx”, I’ve never nicknamed anything else!

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2/10/2021 6:44 PM

Mines called “another flat for real??”

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2/10/2021 6:48 PM

xrmark wrote:

Mines called “another flat for real??”

silicone or bolt ons will Fix that!

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2/10/2021 6:57 PM

2 wet socks with a potato inside

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2/10/2021 7:00 PM

Dirty Dianna

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2/10/2021 7:05 PM

peelout wrote:

all my bikes have been named Sara Jean Underwood

I would never call it that because I couldn’t ride it hard enough to do any justice for that name.
On second thought, perfect fit for my bikes 😐😭

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2/10/2021 7:06 PM

I named mine Dave

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Alright Lunger, Let's Do It

2/10/2021 7:17 PM

Johnny Ringo wrote:

I named mine Dave

Any pics of you riding Dave?

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Mantis Toboggan, M.D

2/10/2021 7:21 PM

I call mine brokenbones

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2/10/2021 7:29 PM
Edited Date/Time: 2/10/2021 7:29 PM

My wife calls my bike “Beautiful”.

One day I came home and she was in the garage doing laundry. I walked in, sat down next to the bike and jokingly said, hello beautiful. She turned around and said thanks before realizing I was looking at the bike and wiping it down with HP2 polish. All she said was really? I couldn’t quit laughing.
So now, every time I go to the garage she says yeah, go be with Beautiful. Your beautiful bike.

I’m laughing as I’m typing this next to my wife. Told her what I’m typing.
She says don’t worry. I’ll dump that bitch Beautiful in the ocean when I spread your ashes lol. PERFECT!! 🤣

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2/10/2021 7:38 PM

Johnny Ringo wrote:

I named mine Dave

Dimblewambie wrote:

Any pics of you riding Dave?

Sure do. But I’m so out of shape these days it seems like Dave is the one riding me

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Alright Lunger, Let's Do It

2/10/2021 8:48 PM

Growing up, my dad would commute from Riverside to LA for work on his '87 Honda Hurricane, he put an "R" in front of Honda for "RHONDA" and my mom was LIT. I remember watching her kicking it with high heels on when she saw it. smirking as I type this up LOL

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2/10/2021 9:05 PM

Would name mine Husky , but that makes her sound fat.

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2/10/2021 10:15 PM

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2/11/2021 4:42 AM

I'm amazed how many of you ladies willingly engage in this behavior, and readily admit it and talk about it. Just out of curiosity, do you name other machines in your garage? Your car, your leaf blower, or your curling iron perhaps?

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2/11/2021 7:41 AM

Chance1216 wrote:

My wife calls my bike “Beautiful”.

One day I came home and she was in the garage doing laundry. I walked in, sat down next ...more

My soon to be ex wife hated my bikes. No doubt she had a not so nice name for them. She was always jealous that I had a hobby I loved and a social group around that hobby.
Her hobby was drinking a couple bottles of wine a night.
I think her and the guy she ran off with both share the same hobby so I’m sure she is ecstatic😂😂

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2/11/2021 8:14 AM

Tuna wrote:

My soon to be ex wife hated my bikes. No doubt she had a not so nice name for them. She was always jealous that I had a hobby ...more

Good riddance to your ex. Alcoholic cheater, sounds like the trash took itself out.

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2/11/2021 8:18 AM

I called my 17 YZ450F the white pig.

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2/11/2021 9:19 AM

I have a burgandy colored Mexican Telecaster named Lola Burgandy and a Ravenwest hollow body named Manchaca.
My bike is nameless as I don't need to get too attached as she's temporary smile

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2/11/2021 9:41 AM

Chance1216 wrote:

My wife calls my bike “Beautiful”.

One day I came home and she was in the garage doing laundry. I walked in, sat down next ...more

Tuna wrote:

My soon to be ex wife hated my bikes. No doubt she had a not so nice name for them. She was always jealous that I had a hobby ...more

Sounds like you’re winning that one. No wife to deal with, still enjoying friends and hobbies.
My wife doesn’t bug too much when I’m out riding or doing other things. Thankfully. I think she knows I’ll choose the bike 😂

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