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Fast forward to a few years ago, I spot the same dude at Club Moto all alone in the corner with his gearbag, bike and no truck. Walk over to say hi. Tells me his wife (different woman) had taken the truck to the outlets nearby.
To me, that's weird. I gotta have my vehicle with me at the track. If you're on Vital Jeff, sorry but I had to call you out on that...LOL! That always seemed weird to me.
EDIT: REEEEEDDDDDBBUUUUDDDD
EDIT EDIT: HAPPY 4th fellas!
When ya tried to pull it out there’s was this “swooshing-sucking” sound and it WOULD NOT COME OUT...it was stuck in a suck-hole!
Puts on some unmatched goon looking gear, and literally shotgunned a natural light.
I get out on the track laughing thinking how funny it’s going to be seeing him out here.
As I come up on a double double, but you’re able to quad it if you want, this guy flys past me on the take off, throws a fatty, looks back at my, and continues to haul ass throughout the day.
Don’t judge a book by its cover folks.
None of us razzed Robot a bit about his girlfriend on the line for the restart. Oh no wait, that’s NOT what happened!
But, I got it out. Didn’t take that line again.
Nathan Cavaletto haha
So many stories about this cat.. Like the time a guy woke up to see him eating a bowl of plain white rice using a cut out of an old tyre as a spoon haha but I saw him more than once running around a track at sparrow's fart (early in the morning) in the freezing cold (for QLD) with just a pair of cut off trackies (sweat pants) and no shirt
Pit Row
He goes to check scoring and they have him in 3rd. He grabs "his" trophy and comes back to our pit! :After much ribbing, we convinced him to give someone else's trophy back! :He ended up earning his first trophy in the next few races. Karma.
Brett Redman, the son of Jimmy Redman (who is a old motoGp legend from many years ago)...Brett launched off the side of the track...got some big air straight into the side of a water tower. Unfortunately there was a metal pipe protructing from the tower. He was impaled against the tank until professional help could remove him.
A really funny one was a pile up in the 80cc class, half the field where down. Eventually there is this kid standing there with no bike....and some other kids bike lying there. After a few moments he just hoped on the bike and off he went. Afterwards the mix up was resolved. Two similar looking bikes but the mess up caused alot of confusion for the scoring ladies.
Then my favourate....wasnt so grand at the time. My mom hating me racing and if/when she did come with to watch i knew there would be trouble....you see, my mom was a alcoholic. Too many embarrassing incidents involving my mom but the one that stands out is coming off the track from my second heat with a good result. My mom got pissed and fucked off home some 5 hrs away...no cell phones back then....and there we were, my oldman, myself, the bikes, the dog, tools, table, coolers, boxes, chairs and a barbaque....we had chicken on the grill that afternoon. Managed to bum transport backhome...luckily mates who lived in our area all squeezed in odds and bobs....i used to hate my mother. It took me 30 odd years to forgive her, not just for that day but many other worse shit went down.
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