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I swear (no bullshit) I got the crap knocked out of me back in 88 and I saw Rue McClanahan from the Golden Girls like in a motherly way trying to help me. I know I was thinking "what the fuck was that?"
Then ...
Owwwwwwwww shit that hurts
Not one of my proudest moments
Then ...
Owwwwwwwww shit that hurts
Not one of my proudest moments
Saturday, we went riding- only the 2nd time on my brand-new '16 KX250F. After awhile, I got the courage up to try a sharp-lipped double. Cleared it easily the first time. And the 2nd time. And the 3rd time. The 4th time, I came out of a deep, dark place wondering where I was, how long I'd been there, if anyone knew where I was, and if this was the dream or real life. It's the dream, right? Hello? World? Unfortunately, it was real life.
Later I told my wife about the dream and I nearly got TWO broken collarbones.....
The Shop
Which way does the track go...?
What day is it....?
Which way does the track go...?
What day is it....?
Which way does the track go...?
I went for a ride at a mates house, when I got there he introduced me to one of his school mates who was wearing a flannel with just the top button done up kinda like a Latino gangster from the 90's (It was the 90's haha) and also saw that he'd built a new double on the track..
So cut to when I try to jump the new double and boom rear slapped me in the arse and violently threw me over the bars which made my bike cartwheel at me as I was on the ground and as I saw it comin I remembered at that time I'd had a dream a few days earlier about that exact situation..
but in my dream I remembered getting up and seeing the jump and wondering why there was a jump there (didn't know the jump existed before I got there that morning) then turned around and saw a dude running towards me with his flannel done up like a Latino gangster and thinking 'Who the fuck is that?' (didn't know he existed before I got there that morning haha)
When they got to me they were asking if I had hit my head cause I apparently had a spaced out confused look on my face haha I was like 'aaah I don't think so but maybe cause...' then tried to explain it all haha
Weird shit man.. Weird
Was knocked out for a few minutes , i thaught i did sleep for a few hours on the ground.
But when i came back to the real world i looked to the right and i saw really nice flowers on the side of the track and heard the birds sing and everything around me was very peaceful and quiet. just like I was in heaven. and I thought to myself. wow the world is beautiful.
that was a very strange experience
Pit Row
Makes me think maybe my guardian angel rides yamahas.
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