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Edited Date/Time
1/27/2012 9:49am
What do the top riders tell themselves concerning how they stack up to the other true contenders? Of course, I can't pretend to know for sure, but this is a forum so I can speculate! If I was....
Ryan Dungey - I have all the momentum. I've won titles consecutively and can beat anyone in the world right now. I'm in better shape than the other guys. My
Bike is proven, I have the best program and the best people around me. I am invincible.
Skeleton: I don't really know If I can beat James and Chad, and I wish I still had Roger.
James Stewart - I can't be beaten. The only times I have been were flukes or because of injury. I am the fastest man on the planet. I ride the most advanced bike, and my reversed and backward tilted cylinder makes me faster because my bike is so cool. The other guys are scared because they all know who the man is - me. I have Johnny O so I'll be in the best shape. I won't crash this year because I am older and smarter.
Skeleton: I don't have one - I'm the best damnit!
Ryan Villipoto - I am faster than RD. RD won last year so obviously I will win this year. Everyone says I'm faster, so I must be. I killed it in the small bore class and that's what I will do in the big bores this year. I won't crash because I'm older and smarter.
Skeleton: I hope I make it through this year, people are starting to wonder.
Chad Reed - I'm sick of being so talented but not dominating races. This year I will be as consistant as ever, but I will also win the most races. I am on a Honda and everyone knows Hondas are the best bikes. I have fuel injection so I can race with complete confidence. I'm better than James, and this year I will finaly prove it. I have Three big bike championships.
Skeleton: James is actually better than me, and those Ryan kids will be tough.
Self Confidence Rating:
1. Stewart
2. Dungey
3. Reed
4. Villipoto
Ryan Dungey - I have all the momentum. I've won titles consecutively and can beat anyone in the world right now. I'm in better shape than the other guys. My
Bike is proven, I have the best program and the best people around me. I am invincible.
Skeleton: I don't really know If I can beat James and Chad, and I wish I still had Roger.
James Stewart - I can't be beaten. The only times I have been were flukes or because of injury. I am the fastest man on the planet. I ride the most advanced bike, and my reversed and backward tilted cylinder makes me faster because my bike is so cool. The other guys are scared because they all know who the man is - me. I have Johnny O so I'll be in the best shape. I won't crash this year because I am older and smarter.
Skeleton: I don't have one - I'm the best damnit!
Ryan Villipoto - I am faster than RD. RD won last year so obviously I will win this year. Everyone says I'm faster, so I must be. I killed it in the small bore class and that's what I will do in the big bores this year. I won't crash because I'm older and smarter.
Skeleton: I hope I make it through this year, people are starting to wonder.
Chad Reed - I'm sick of being so talented but not dominating races. This year I will be as consistant as ever, but I will also win the most races. I am on a Honda and everyone knows Hondas are the best bikes. I have fuel injection so I can race with complete confidence. I'm better than James, and this year I will finaly prove it. I have Three big bike championships.
Skeleton: James is actually better than me, and those Ryan kids will be tough.
Self Confidence Rating:
1. Stewart
2. Dungey
3. Reed
4. Villipoto
The Shop
James Stewart - I'm clearly the fastest. I'm going to go 9000 miles per hour, destroy life for a few races, then probably crash because my will to win is greater than everyone elses.
Ryan Villopoto - I am going to crash while riding a little too fast.
Chad Reed - I'm not going to beat these guys, who am I kidding?
Kyle Regal - I'm going to destroy everyone and no one knows it.
Self Confidence Rating: (1-5 scale; 5 is highest)
Regal - 5
Stewart - over 9000
Dungey - 4
Villopoto - 2
Reed - >implying
Ryan Dungey - Billy Jack is an asshole.
James Stewart - Billy Jack is an asshole.
Ryan Villopoto - Billy Jack is an asshole.
Chad Reed - Billy Jack is an asshole.
Any random fan that reads Vital - Billy Jack is an asshole.
Jackwagon...
Pit Row
Maybe you will be a little happier?
If somebody took you to task in every thread you derailed we would be posting about nothing else but your dumb ass comments.
Then you throw out the tired old homophobia insults as per usual and your telling me to stay on topic?
I liked you better when I needed a thesaurus to read your posts.
Feel better now?
score
billy jack 1
jndmx 0
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