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12/11/2017 6:35pm
12/11/2017 6:35pm
Edited Date/Time
12/23/2017 5:47pm
A facility so secret, a satellite image only shows a Himalayan goat farm, accessible only to Hindu monks, lava lamp worshippers, and mental ward day pass holders, up for reintegration. However, an actual trip into the hallowed sands of this complex, reveal a far more sinister purpose: Testing the suspension on a 2018 RMZ 450. Ironing out the quirks, as it were. 3 riders assigned to this ominous task, each one in an isolation room between individual rides, to prevent a sharing of opinions. Justin Beiber piped in through the headphones, to eliminate any outside noise. That, and generate enough rage in each rider, to fully test this bike’s limitations. Hopefully, no one would commit Hari Kiri in the process.
Two bikes, with one set of suspension constantly being tweaked, to refine the specs that will be made available for
the masses. A gruelling day of torturing mind, body and machine, a sacrifice of epic proportion. A day of pushing the human body to the limit, to be followed by a de-briefing session, and a verdict on settings. After that, a round table meeting, to discuss recommendations to Suzuki Japan for ‘19, and a feast suitable for highly tuned athletes. Pizza and beer.
Testing complex.
The consensus at the end of the day, all riders give the thumbs up to the suspension tech’s work.
Oops, must have lost that pic.
Two bikes, with one set of suspension constantly being tweaked, to refine the specs that will be made available for
the masses. A gruelling day of torturing mind, body and machine, a sacrifice of epic proportion. A day of pushing the human body to the limit, to be followed by a de-briefing session, and a verdict on settings. After that, a round table meeting, to discuss recommendations to Suzuki Japan for ‘19, and a feast suitable for highly tuned athletes. Pizza and beer.
Testing complex.
The consensus at the end of the day, all riders give the thumbs up to the suspension tech’s work.
Oops, must have lost that pic.
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Im praying Ione Mx opens to some sort of public riding, that track is like 30mins from my parents house. Im staying up in norcal for an undetermined amount of time and gawd I need a place/track to ride!!!!!
Club Moto is on the cusp of far and theyre charging $30 now?????
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